Caught By Mom!!!!!!

**big swoll** · 01-05-2003, 04:10 PM

this fall my mom found my stash of AS. i felt pretty bad about it for a while and decided not to use them any more. however, after long thought i decided that i am going to use again this summer. i know they are safe if you use them responsibly. and just to ease everyones mind i am not some 17 year old. my mom was visiting me at my apartment and she was doing my laundry for me and found my stash in the closet. just wondered if this has happened to anyone else or if anybody has any interesting stories.

**alwayshungry** · 01-05-2003, 04:17 PM

i told my mom (in order to let me keep my juice in her fridge) that they were supplements that had to be kept refrigerated...put my stuff in a tupperware and stuck it in there and she never touched it/asked me about it!....yeah she's a bit nieve

**Jdawg50** · 01-05-2003, 04:38 PM

Never bee physically caught, but when my mom came in from out of town she noticed some acne on my arms and shoulders, and noticed how much muscle I had put on (25lbs) and called me on it. She was like "Are you on steroids ? Cause the acne on your arms is a side effect of steroids." I was like what the hell are you talking about???
Even though I had shot 250mg of sust, 200mg of deca and 100mg of fina that morning. That sucked ass bro. She totally knew.
Good luck

**Dank1447** · 01-05-2003, 05:32 PM

yeah, my dad always tells me when i seem to be getting bigger, haha, fuck him though he just gets jealous that i am bigger than him now

**tony1leg** · 01-05-2003, 05:48 PM

my geek roomate in college caught me stabbing the needle in my cheek one morning. i told him i would tell everyone how much he spanks his monkey if he told anyone. needless to say if wacked 7 times a day, you wouldn't tell anyone either.

**abstrack** · 01-05-2003, 08:02 PM

thats funny , I was just recently in AZ and with my family and my sister and mom asked if I was taking steroids . I just told them no and I told them I eat a shit load of food, eat a ton of protein and stoped doing drugs and drinking. The I explained what a good healthy lifestyle with weight training provides.

**Buschlightcan** · 01-05-2003, 08:24 PM

Both of my are doctors and when i showed up with 25-30 pounds of muscle in no time at all they called me out on it. I denied it and it was left at that.

**TheRequiem** · 01-05-2003, 09:58 PM

It is easy for someone to tell if you've used steroids . Why deny it? Sometimes I dont tell people just because all the explaining about the reality of it takes and Im lazy at talking all about that sometimes. Doctors will not argue with you either... they know the truth. They are DOCTORS... they have been in College for years learning about this shit. Just some words of advice.

**UltimateFighter** · 01-06-2003, 09:18 AM

my boss asked me the other day as a matter of fact. He said "damn what is different about you"? Once he noticed it was 11 pounds in a month he said "on roids huh?" I just denied it. no biggie

**David B.** · 01-06-2003, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by big swoll
this fall my mom found my stash of AS.

So did she DO anything with your stash, or just let you know that she found it?

--dnb

**David B.** · 01-06-2003, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by tony1leg
my geek roomate in college caught me stabbing the needle in my cheek one morning. i told him i would tell everyone how much he spanks his monkey if he told anyone. needless to say if wacked 7 times a day, you wouldn't tell anyone either.

He does it while you're in the room? Jeez, the least he could do is slink off to the restrooms...

--dnb

**got test?** · 01-06-2003, 10:31 AM

My dad walked in my room one day while I had a needle in my ass.

He didn't know what to do or think.... I am pretty straight forward w/my rents to I just explained some things to them..

**big swoll** · 01-06-2003, 12:47 PM

well luckily i was at the end of my cycle when mom found it...she took the few remaining amps and threw them away

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 01-06-2003, 12:53 PM

Sucks for you bro hope she didnt throw it away

***BIG TEXAN*** · 01-06-2003, 01:36 PM

I guess my parents are pretty cool. First time I juiced in college I called them and talked to my mom. She said it didn't bother her as long as I was responsible and researched it. The only thing I had to promise her was that if I ever flipped out in any kind of "roid rage " i would get off of them. Needless to say that was 5 years ago and she'll ask every once in awhile if I'm doing anything.

**michi** · 01-06-2003, 01:49 PM

in my first week of roids my parents knew something wrong about me because of my agressivness and took me to make bloodtest testesteron was high so they knew but they couldnt take the stuff because i hide them with a friend and then i stoped for 2 days then back

**Got Gear?** · 01-06-2003, 01:57 PM

Well, my mom found my weed stash once...

Don't live at home anymore so I'm more worried about the GF finding it!

**3Vandoo** · 01-06-2003, 02:03 PM

Guys you need to spell that word!

C-R-E-A-T-I-N-E!!!!!!!!!!!!

it all you need to answer

**BMANN** · 01-06-2003, 06:31 PM

My mom's found every thing in my room including the roids, but she never says a word. I'm very honest with my mom about all of the drugs I've done in the past, and she respects me a lot more for it. I advise everyone to be honest with their parents.

**Butch** · 01-06-2003, 06:39 PM

My mom threw away my best porno mag...does that count?

**XsinshineX** · 01-06-2003, 07:04 PM

my first cycle my mom would give me my first couple injections to make sure I was doing everything right.

**LAGMuXle** · 01-08-2003, 09:31 PM

My parents haven't found anything physically, but my brother is 6'4", 265lbs and bodyfat is around 12%. So they are either extremely nieve, or just would rather play it off as they don't know about it so they have no responsability if something goes wrong.

So, no stopping me here... hopefully

- LMuX

**one2mega2000** · 01-08-2003, 09:41 PM

My mom give's me the dart's, She's an RN, she just dont want me to over do it, huuummmm what does that mean.
[---{_i_i_i_i_}~~~~~ keep the juice going.

**malik** · 01-09-2003, 11:36 PM

so fellas i just wanted to know how u would handle it if a fellow coworker asked u if u were doing roids? whould u be honest or just make shit up.thanks

**silverice** · 01-10-2003, 12:52 AM

My mom found my stash of aas and some valiums she didnt totally flip out though cuz i explaind to her i was holding them for this guy at my gym hehe it works

**LAGMuXle** · 01-18-2003, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by malik
so fellas i just wanted to know how u would handle it if a fellow coworker asked u if u were doing roids? whould u be honest or just make shit up.thanks

- Best to just deny it, even though it's probably just common logic to tell when someone is using AS, but it's best to just exaggerate your "extreme diet and workout plan" that you are on. And make yourself seem as though you are just a health freak, usually works. But I don't ever tell people about it. It's not a good thing to have people talking about, obviously. - Good Luck.

- LMuX

***Cycleon*** · 01-18-2003, 02:43 PM

I dont know about you people but I just sold my dad some extras I had

I have him going to go to a HRT doc soon so now his insurance will cover it all

**psleez65** · 01-18-2003, 03:26 PM

Being single and living alone i actually told my rents b4 my 1st cycle. I figured if something were to happen i.e. got into an accident and had to go to a hospital somebody should know in case of adverse drug reaction or the like.

**Toenail Juice Z** · 01-18-2003, 07:52 PM

When I was living with my parents, I used to shoot in front of my mum.
I was 24, so what could she say!

**Andy** · 01-18-2003, 07:55 PM

Alltime best here --
about 5 years ago on my first cycle me and my good friend were freaked out by the idea of giving ourselves shots. Well since it was our first inject we were a lil concerned because it was hard to reach around and see our asses, so we said hey ill pop yours if you pop mine. I did my friends first, then just as I pulled the lip of my skibbies down to get jabbed, mommy walked in. Talked about fucked up -- She just walked back out -That was a hard one to explain. She thought I was getting something up the butt I think because my friend hid the needle so fast she couldnt see it. I finally explained to her out of paranoia. She was ok with it after some time

**willpharmd** · 01-18-2003, 08:46 PM

about 5 years ago on my first cycle me and my good friend were freaked out by the idea of giving ourselves shots. Well since it was our first inject we were a lil concerned because it was hard to reach around and see our asses, so we said hey ill pop yours if you pop mine. I did my friends first, then just as I pulled the lip of my skibbies down to get jabbed, mommy walked in. Talked about fucked up -- She just walked back out -That was a hard one to explain. She thought I was getting something up the butt I think because my friend hid the needle so fast she couldnt see it. I finally explained to her out of paranoia. She was ok with it after some time

That is funny as hell Andy

**freakmaster** · 01-19-2003, 05:29 AM

All you need to do is paste some pages of ads from flex magazine of kreg kovacs all over the place using cell tech. Get a bunch of shit from GNC and leave bottles everywhere. Even put a GNC gold card on the table. MY wife doesn't know shit. Tell your mom or girlfriend that you stopped using and you just use muscletech products and you want to be in a poster someday. You can even walk around the house with a pair of sunglasses and no shirt, and a nitrotech drink all the time, shave your head, and have some before and after photos of yourself in your living room. Trust me it will work, has for me for 4 years.

**hammerhead** · 01-19-2003, 05:41 AM

My Mom is in the medical profession. She knows that MuscleTech products are worse for you than steroids . My girlfriend is in the medical profession. I didn't even think about hiding it from her. Everybody knows. My boss knows. He juices too. I'm admitting way too much info on this thread ... somebody stop me .... (prescription pads come in 20s with like 5 pads to a box) ... dammit somebody shut me up ... (i wouldn't even think about it) ...

**freakmaster** · 01-19-2003, 06:16 AM

not you, I was referring to big swole, I don't think that would work for you. And I am not suggesting to take tons of mustletech products just once in awhile, to throw them off track. It works if you don't have doctors in the family, which most people don't have. Doctors in the family is a good thing, I mean if you run into any problems with your health. Save alot of money.

**Acupuncture** · 01-19-2003, 11:48 AM

I'm planning on starting my second cycle next week, but I'm scared to death that my GF will find out. I think people generally have a very warped misconception of "the juice." Most women have absolutley no idea about the facts of AS, so they generalize them in almost the same category as illegal drugs. Oh well, time to get huge

**3Vandoo** · 01-19-2003, 01:45 PM

first time she found an amp of turkish sust
she asked me WTF is that I replied mom that Marc shit! So she like what fucker!

Marc gf arrives finds a vial of Winny V his gf freaks she asked him WTF is that so he says that jeff vials so she replied what a fucker!

last time me ma found a humalog pen in me fridge she threw it in the garbage

**tolinka** · 01-20-2003, 12:17 PM

I got caught during the summer. Somehow I dropped a 18 gauge needle in the bathroom. I live with my aunt and uncle. My aunt found it and freaked out. She thought someone was shooting heroin in the house....of course they pointed all the fingers at me, like usual(i deserve it ). Said that they arent sure if its me or my two cousins, they said that they are gonna call my cousins friends, and my friends and shit like that...so i decided to admit it was me and that they didnt have to worry about heroin or anything, and i told them its just roids. They decided that its a big health risk and that i shouldnt be taking them, but my uncle told me that ts my choice if i wanna do em. He also said that if i can afford to buy the, i can afford to move out...

And my cousin she's 23, she said that she'll catch me next time i do that because of the bloating, my face was really bloated and i looked 20 pounds bigger so.... i dont know what to do next