Angdrogel and Test Cypioate

[yowhatupU]

I have a gorilla who had low test levels. The vet originally perscribed him androgel, and later prescribed him test cypionate.

He was taking 5 pumps a day of androgel (1.25 g each pump, 6.25 a day) He has 2 bottles left.

He also is perscribed test cypionate 100mg per week and has 1 extra bottle with 3 months worth (1200 mg) plus 100 per week.

He also has 1 bottle of Spawn (now banned)

Does anybody have any suggestions for the best way to mix these steroids for the greatest gains. My gorilla does not mind having a few weeks with low test levels. The gorilla doesn't mind buying any legal steroids.

[Critical Mass]

Gorilla muscle!

[.EA.]

Your gorilla and my pythons should chill sometime.

[yourmom]

Keep an eye on your Gorilla, he may take your woman.

[lotsoftime]

Gorilla eh?

[chuckt12345]

why dont you just explain yourself like a normal person and we can help

[.EA.]

The gorilla doesn't mind buying any legal steroids.

I completely disregarded that part when I first read it.

Bro, there is legal, then there are Steroids. Where were you for the past decade and a half? Russia?

[marcus300]

I completely disregarded that part when I first read it.

Bro, there is legal, then there are Steroids. Where were you for the past decade and a half? Russia?

I think he means Gorillurineabol, it was made by a vet who was 500lbs at 3% bf, not sure what it contained

[.EA.]

I think he means Gorillurineabol, it was made by a vet who was 500lbs at 3% bf, not sure what it contained

Wasn't he best friends with Dr. Jekyll? That would explain everything...

[yowhatupU]

To rephrase my question:
I have about 5 bottles of androgel. They are 60 grams each.

I also have 4,000 mg of test cypionate and will be receiving 100mg each following week.

and 1 bottle of Spawn (now banned)

I am also willing to buy any legal steroids. I moved, so those are the only ones I have access to.

I am hoping to gain "lean muscle". I am aware that lean muscle is a misnomer, i.e. no muscle has fat. I would like to gain muscle with minimal fat gain (ideally fat loss, but I know that is advised against and not a great idea).

[marcus300]

What are your stats?
Cycle experience?

[.EA.]

To rephrase my question:
I have about 5 bottles of androgel. They are 60 grams each.

I also have 4,000 mg of test cypionate and will be receiving 100mg each following week.

and 1 bottle of Spawn (now banned)

I am also willing to buy any legal steroids. I moved, so those are the only ones I have access to.

I am hoping to gain "lean muscle". I am aware that lean muscle is a misnomer, i.e. no muscle has fat. I would like to gain muscle with minimal fat gain (ideally fat loss, but I know that is advised against and not a great idea).

The guys need stats to help you out bud.

And as I said, anything legal is either a pro hormone or a fake knockoff.

I can see where this is going already. Get some supplements, fix up your diet and workout routine and you should be good to go.

No point in rushing into something completely foreign. Even I thought I was completely ready, now I have a partially torn rotator cuff...and I'm starting PCT in a week.

Point is everything has to be ready for a cycle. This isn't some miracle bullsh!t, it's illegal for a reason.

[yowhatupU]

I'm 24
5 10
190
(sorry I don't know my bf, but lean)
Working out for 7 years or so

I did one cycle of test cyp, probably three years ago.
500mg a week for 3 months

I have been working out 3 days on, one day off
Push/pull/legs/off
creatine, protein powder, caffeine

I'll get my pct once I have my cycle planned.

By the way, my gorilla stole my girl, but I stole his. She's hot, muscular and hairy.