
Originally Posted by
Serotonin
Do they look at your dick when you piss?
If it's something casual like strolling in, emptying your pockets, and going into a bathroom alone to fill the cup then just buy fake urine. There is a company that makes shit called Quick Fix. Comes in a tiny bottle with a temp gauge, rubber band, and disposable heating pad. Before you leave you microwave the urine for 10-20 seconds or until hot (not super hot but over body temp). Crack open the heating pad and band it to the urine bottle (which is small) and just hide it in your underwear or something.
I've used them at least 5 times and it's always worked. If you're getting your dick stared at then you may need to try diluting your urine and take a multivitamin right before to give the urine some color.