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    How to "fail" a Testosterone test

    I was reading a thread just recently in which a guy was pissed off because his endocrinologist didn't think his Testosterone blood concentration level was low enough to warrant putting him on Testosterone Replacement Therapy.

    So I have to ask... what can you do to fail a Testosterone test?!

    One thing that came to mind was that you could inject yourself with Nandrolone for a week or two so that you get shut down, and then just go back to the endocrinologist to get your blood tested again.

    But I can see two downsides to that:
    1) It might not be a very nice experience at all to drag your Testosterone all the way down like that
    2) The blood test they do might detect the presence of Nandrolone!

    What other sneaky ideas do people have to make sure they get prescribed Testosterone?
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    Get levels checked after a prop cycle half way thru pct.

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    ^^^^ i thought that this would work for me, but i got off of a test e cycle and only took tribulus extract for 3 weeks and when i got them checked i was already back in the 500's... What are your blood levels at right now op?

    Good luck,

    "dirty d"

    AND YES, I ALREADY FELT THE DOWN SIDES OF NOT PCT'ING RIGHT. IT WAS TWO WEEKS OF LOW APPETITE AND NO ENERGY EVEN WITH THE WEAK TRIB, BUT AFTER THE THIRD WEEK, MY LIBIDO WENT THROUGH THE ROOF, MY WEIGHT STARTED GOING BACK UP BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
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    alcohol

    1. your test serum levels will be low if you get slammed the day/night before your blood test.

    2. don't sleep the night (or two if possible) before the test (test decreases while awake)

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    Quote Originally Posted by durak View Post
    1. your test serum levels will be low if you get slammed the day/night before your blood test.

    2. don't sleep the night (or two if possible) before the test (test decreases while awake)
    All the above and shoot 500mg of test enth, wait 2 weeks, then get tested.

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    So pretty much, y'all believe that if i take a pin of test e wait 2 1/2 weeks and stay up a day and drink heavily, i should have very low levels?

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    Make sure that your insurance covers hrt before you do anything stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigKuntry1984 View Post
    Make sure that your insurance covers hrt before you do anything stupid
    LOL


    so if you get put on HRT, what happens if you get cought with UGL test? it IS prescribed so wouldent it be legal?

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    Fast for 3+ days
    Drink beer
    Don't sleep
    Get the bloodwork done late in the day NOT in the morning

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    Yes it is legal if you have a script. Most insurances will cover it. You can check costs on your providers website.

    Are you still juicing if its legal????

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    Quote Originally Posted by babysqeeze View Post
    Fast for 3+ days
    Drink beer
    Don't sleep
    Get the bloodwork done late in the day NOT in the morning
    this might be a problem, whenever i get my bloodowrk done it has to be in the morning. they always want me to fast and get the bloodowrk done early before i have eaten anything. weird....

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    Quote Originally Posted by laduem88 View Post
    LOL


    so if you get put on HRT, what happens if you get cought with UGL test? it IS prescribed so wouldent it be legal?

    Well, imo, if you are on hrt... it would still be illegal to posess sustanon500, tren , winistrol, dbol , deca , etc.

    I thought that under trt you were prescribed a low dose of testosterone weekly.

    I just think that he should consult his insurance company first to make sure he is covered. That way he doesn't shut himself down, only to find out that his insurance won't cover trt

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    Take your wife with you to the doctorīs office. The doctor will order the test.

    Most offices draw blood in office. When it is time to draw blood have your wife sit down and hold her hand. The techs never pay attention, And if you get one that does (requires them not to be a dip shit and not high, which does not happen but anyways) insist her name is Billy Smith. And, donīt talk to much you just draw attention to yourself.

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    ^Get your wife to do it???

    lol

    That actually sounds genius lol

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    O i am not going to do this, i was just curious if thats what he was getting at...

    Doc- i am getting the idea you mean try and pull a fast one by having them draw from her arm while sitting close enough for them to make the mistake?

    Either way i'm not married and have no desire to get put on trt falsely lol. It would be nice to be able to carry your gear but not worth the risk of something going wrong.

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    ^^

    Pretty much go with a woman and have them draw the blood for the test from her.

    Trust me doc offices and salons have more in common in terms of competant people than one would think.

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    That seems like nobody would ever try it so it probably would work haha. Thats brilliant man. I will have to try that sometime. I get test levels checked cheap and as i recall, the people at the pic your test place are extremely lagging in the intel dept if you know what i mean lol

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    NOC brother NOC.

    No one cares.

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    Haha true story

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErectileTissue View Post
    I was reading a thread just recently in which a guy was pissed off because his endocrinologist didn't think his Testosterone blood concentration level was low enough to warrant putting him on Testosterone Replacement Therapy.

    So I have to ask... what can you do to fail a Testosterone test?!

    One thing that came to mind was that you could inject yourself with Nandrolone for a week or two so that you get shut down, and then just go back to the endocrinologist to get your blood tested again.

    But I can see two downsides to that:
    1) It might not be a very nice experience at all to drag your Testosterone all the way down like that
    2) The blood test they do might detect the presence of Nandrolone!

    What other sneaky ideas do people have to make sure they get prescribed Testosterone?
    Take 60 mg ed of Oxandrolone for 10 days split in 3 times per day.
    Plain and simple.

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