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    Hemorrhoids from lifting weights???

    hey guys i have Hemorrhoids not for the first time lol hahahah could it be from lifting weights if so what should i do give the heavy weights a rest for a week or so

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    one more post like this and your gone. this is your last warning. we let you go after you sent that pm but we will not allow this to continue


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    Its hard to take a post seriously when you write "hahaha" in the post. Your avatar apparently got Hardon excited though.

    Go to the drugstore and get some OTC hem meds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgb6810 View Post
    Its hard to take a post seriously when you write "hahaha" in the post. Your avatar apparently got Hardon excited though.

    Go to the drugstore and get some OTC hem meds.
    LOL,
    not as much as your avatar

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    Gee thanks.....I guess

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    yeah my friend just got em from lifting...

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    yep, squatting will do it. preparation h is your friend

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    Make sure that you are breathing right, especially during squats and deads. IF you hold your breathe you will increase your intrathoracic pressure and that pill force your colon downward and could cause piles.

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    You mean bacon grease rubbed vigorously all over yourself doesn't cure them

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    LOL cherrypepper.

    Always great to start the day with a good laugh. And bacon... mmm.

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    Ok GUYS THIS AINT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED GEEKS... BEWARE

    http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

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    Im fvking warning u guys agen that is crayyyzzziii ahhhhh!!!!!

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    sQUATTERS AINT GONNA SQUAT AFTA SEEING THAT.... LMAOO

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    lol, the shit hit the fan for def

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    I think DSM has a permanent cure/plug for it hemorrhoids.

    Yeah probably from heavy lifting. Fun with you take a look at your business and see all the bright red blood isnt it. Ohhh colon cancer? LOL

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    thanks to all that helped and to the others with smart ass comments get farked no need for that shit on this forum and as for hard.on your a moderater on this forum i should know better then sending me pm msg saying i have them from taking it up the ass who the **** do u think u are hey and about the bacon grease thats real immature have u never seen a bbuilder or any1 else with oil on b4 i would like to see u call ronnie coleman a poofter and yeas i do know im not a bodybuilder but thats not the point i think its time HARD.ON gets banned

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    Easy now Brent. When you include "LOL" and "Hahaha" in your post, members may not take you seriously. You got some good advice and some ribbing. Don't let it get to you.

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    reason for the lol and hahahaha was because of the Hemorrhoid subject was trying to put a lighter spin on it defo was not pulling any ones leg thats 4 sure mate

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    I guess Tren and Hemroids aint a gud mix then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by brent_brent View Post
    reason for the lol and hahahaha was because of the Hemorrhoid subject was trying to put a lighter spin on it defo was not pulling any ones leg thats 4 sure mate
    I gotcha, it's a touchy subject but not uncommon to weightlifters. Don't sweat it bro.

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    ^^ tru dat... n e ways it aint all that bad... How do u think this poor bstd feels ryt now:


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    boohoo kick my ass through the computer im right here

    I typed hemorrhoids into google search.. the pictures rival tubgirl to a degree
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