Please help!!!!!

[Swoleja1]

Im on felony Probation in Harris County TX!!! Ive been told the lab piss test does not test for steroids ... I need conformation so i can get my swole on without going ta prison!!!!! If u hav any info that maybee helpful please let me know thanx!!!

[HawaiianPride.]

Why in the hell risk it. Stay off the juice and get "swoll" using food, training, and rest.

[8iron]

They dont test for that at all bro...........ur safe!

[TheCamel]

don't risk

[HawaiianPride.]

They dont test for that at all bro...........ur safe!

He's on Felony Probation and your giving him the go ahead to still **** with illegal drugs that will throw his ass back in jail for even longer since Steroids are classified as felony charge?

Great advice.

[8iron]

he asked if they test for it, i know for a fact they dont... if he wants to risk having illegal substances on him that his choice, quit trying to be everbodys mother...u could be a felon if u get caught with ur gear, so please spare me the motherly advise...!

[HawaiianPride.]

My advice isn't motherly, it's wise and the safest advise he should be receiving. You'd be a dumb ass to **** with illegal substances sitting around your house while on probation for a felony charge. Common sense... if your on probation, don't do anything stupid. That's what they told me when I got out several years ago. I kept my word and I never went back.

He should take my advice and leave it at that. And you shouldn't egg him on to go ahead and **** with drugs while he's already in an unstable state with the authorities.

To the OP, do what you want, and take this ^^ advice if you wish. Keep the ramifications in mind.

[8iron]

My advice isn't motherly, it's wise and the safest advise he should be receiving. You'd be a dumb ass to **** with illegal substances sitting around your house while on probation for a felony charge. Common sense... if your on probation, don't do anything stupid. That's what they told me when I got out several years ago. I kept my word and I never went back.

He should take my advice and leave it at that. And you shouldn't egg him on to go ahead and **** with drugs while he's already in an unstable state with the authorities.

To the OP, do what you want, and take this ^^ advice if you wish. Keep the ramifications in mind.

good point bro...didnt mean to come off that way that is good advise, just letting the op knowthey dont test for that, i would never want to push someone in that direction.... my apologize!

[HawaiianPride.]

Your alright. It's just now that he knows they won't test, he'll go for it. Possibly leading up to another felony charge IF he gets busted. The best thing to say in threads like these is, DON'T RISK IT!!!

Were cool dude, no offense taken. Just looking out for the OP and his future.

[Swoleja1]

How do u know forsure that they dont test for any Juice in a urine lab test in HARRIS COUNTY TEXAS?????

[Swoleja1]

he asked if they test for it, i know for a fact they dont... if he wants to risk having illegal substances on him that his choice, quit trying to be everbodys mother...u could be a felon if u get caught with ur gear, so please spare me the motherly advise...!

o u know for sure they dont TEST for it in a lab uranalisis in HARRIS COUNTY TEXAS???? Im not gonna get jamed up with anything on me just need ta know if they test for it thanx for yalls help but i need ta know do they TEST for it??? and if not how u know for sure????

[HawaiianPride.]

don't risk

Nuff said. End of thread.

[Nooomoto]

They aren't going to test for steroids unless they have specific reason to. That being said, it's better to not gear up and not give them a specific reason to.

[songdog]

Hawaiian Pride is right.Why risk it if you look overly big.And the PO is havin a bad day.Why not check you out.Nothing is written in stone bro.

[Swoleja1]

How long does eq stay in ur system???

[Blue Monkey]

How many years are you stuck on probation?

[Swoleja1]

STuck for 3 years bro!!!

[c-Z]

EAT EAT EAT. I wouldnt risk it personally.

[Swoleja1]

I allready got FAT so its not all about heavily gearin up its more about loosing weight then bulking so eating wont help lol!! Im taking clen and turanabol now it suposed ta stay in ur sytem for 5 days so im 3 weeks on and 1 off!!!

[c-Z]

Still need to eat to get lean. Common misconception is the less i eat the more i will loose. Wrong. You need to eat healthy lean meals to keep your metabolism moving.

[Blue Monkey]

STuck for 3 years bro!!!

That sucks, but let me tell ya, stick with the legal supps if you can, then once your probation is over with, go for broke.

Three years seems like a long time, but it's a lot better than getting popped and winding up back in prison. This is your "second chance", man. Don't blow it. Even if they never tested you for it, is it worth the stress for the next 3 years, asking yourself, "What if?"

If I were you, I'd spend the next 3 years on legal supps (if you couldn't go without anything), and spend that time saving up and planning for my "finally off-probation" celebration cycle. Use that as one of your "rewards" to look forward to after the end of your probation...

[Swoleja1]

Any personal sugestions on wut ta eat bro???

[c-Z]

What are you eating on a regular basis?
What are your current stats?

If you can't loose weight with a diet. You simply won't loose what you want with steroids ... You need to learn to diet mate.

[Swoleja1]

Do u know of any really good hard core cuttin or bulking legal supps???

[Swoleja1]

Im eatin Chicken roman noodles egg whites meat ect.. im 5-6- 267lbs mostly gut but its weird its still real hard not flab i just wonna look good again u know?

[Swoleja1]

I allready got FAT so its not all about heavily gearin up its more about loosing weight then bulking so eating wont help lol!! Im taking clen and turanabol now it suposed ta stay in ur sytem for 5 days so im 3 weeks on and 1 off!!!
Is that bad ta not go all out??? anybody?

[Blue Monkey]

Honestly, at your size, I wouldn't bother with supplements. I know that sounds discouraging, but I'm telling you, you can drop a lot of that without supplementation. Personally, my keys to weight loss success have been:

(A) Doing my best to separate carbs and fats with my meals. In other words, avoid eating too many carbs with too much fat. My meals are typically protein/fat or protein/carbs. My rule of thumb is if it's got a lot of carbs, I try to keep the fat below 10g/meal. If my meal has a lot of fat, I try to keep the carbs below 10g/meal. It's all about minimizing fat intake when insulin levels are spiked from sugars (carbs).

(B) Doing cardio in the morning AND after workouts. I lift weights in the morning and I do cardio after I lift. On days I don't lift, I do cardio first thing in the morning. There are different schools of thought which argue over this, but I'm telling you what has worked for me.

(C) Using the Harris-Benedict equation to get a rough idea of my body's nutritional demands. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harris-Benedict_equation

A supplement you might want to look into that might help some is R-ALA

Also, it's a hard diet to stick with (until you get used to it), but I've had great success with running a cyclic ketogenic diet when I'm looking to cut fat...

[TheCamel]

How long does eq stay in ur system???

4-5 months