Just did no more than 30 minutes ago. Oh, it was fantastic.
So I come out to the living room to tell my roomate that a "father of the bride 2" is on if she wanted to watch it. She says "ok turn it on"...so i press the channel number, but my hand slipped and pressed CAPTION instead. I didn't even realize I hit it, so i start to do the dishes. I look up from the dishes and caption is on! I'm like, oops, i hit the wrong button i guess, and continued to do the dishes. She goes "Well turn it off, it's annoying..."
"I said, I'm doing the dishes, just go press the caption"
"I said, well shit! I'm doing the dishes, how hard is it to go change the remote"
"Well i didn't do it!"
"Ohhh really?!?! Gosh! I'll do it when I'm done! "
"She screams 'G*D DAMN IT!' "
I told her to fuck off, and she goes "ROID RAGE!!!"
I said, yaaa...ok i get mad because your lazy ass won't get up to get the remote..and I'm roid raging?!!
So anyway, i stop doing the dishes to get away from her. So she comes to my room like 10 minutes later and goes "Can you unload the dryer, i gotta do laundry"
I said ..."I really don't think I should, you know, with me ROID RAGING and all...don't want something bad to happen.."
She didn't say one word and walked away...Ahhhh...How satisfying was that...Lovely...simply lovely...