Bigger PENIS?!!

**SpiritCrusher** · 09-18-2010, 11:35 PM

Hey guys,

This will sound messed up... some guys in the gym told me that it's totally safe to enject the penis with HGH to make it bigger and to have better orgasms... i looked it online but no answers, so... anyone tried it out there?

**Reed** · 09-18-2010, 11:48 PM

Hopefully they were just messing with you. Don't inject anything into your penis.

**stack_it** · 09-18-2010, 11:50 PM

Your penis is not a muscle. No steroid will make it bigger.

**HighRoller101** · 09-19-2010, 12:10 AM

ha deff. just messing with you.....might be a little painful

**SpiritCrusher** · 09-19-2010, 12:21 AM

DAMN I wold have killed myself or something cuz of their stupid joke!

**Matt** · 09-19-2010, 01:55 AM

Just remember, its not how big it is, its how you use it.....

And trust me its not all its cracked upto be having a big penis, i have to wear 3 pairs of shorts to the gym mine is that big..

**SpiritCrusher** · 09-19-2010, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by 007

just remember, its not how big it is, its how you use it.....

And trust me its not all its cracked upto be having a big penis, i have to wear 3 pairs of shorts to the gym mine is that big..

wtf...

**marcus300** · 09-19-2010, 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by 007

Just remember, its not how big it is, its how you use it.....

And trust me its not all its cracked upto be having a big penis, i have to wear 3 pairs of shorts to the gym mine is that big..

I agree^^^ lol

Its not the size what counts it what you knock it in with, build your weight up you wont go wrong.

**Badgers** · 09-19-2010, 03:08 AM

**lovbyts** · 09-19-2010, 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by 007

Just remember, its not how big it is, its how you use it.....

And trust me its not all its cracked upto be having a big penis, i have to wear 3 pairs of shorts to the gym mine is that big..

I have found that wrapping it in an ace bandage helps hide it. Also they make padded support briefs/boxers that help hide the over-sized hog.. I go with baggy pants, shorts, gym shorts also.

**gonzo6183** · 09-19-2010, 04:43 AM

Maybe Sytherol would do the trick LOL

**marcus300** · 09-19-2010, 05:08 AM

SlimmerMe....can you give this poor guy your opinion? lol

**428scj** · 09-19-2010, 06:09 AM

I just tape mine to my ankle. I always wear sweats to the gym.

**DKbuilder** · 09-19-2010, 06:31 AM

Jesus, strong thread!

**FuzzyPeaches o.O** · 09-19-2010, 07:58 AM

I'm not sure what is worse.. The fact that someone recommended it or the fact that you had to ask if it was true..

The bottom line is.. It is what it is.. Unless you want to hand weights from it to "stretch" the tendon, which will only make it longer and narrower and not by much, you are stuck with what your dad gave you.

**bub77** · 09-19-2010, 08:10 AM

talk bout big i found tatooing mine like an over stuff boa and just trowing it over my sholder works well. ladies allways want to pet it and hold others run and scream in fear owell u win some and lose some

**SlimmerMe** · 09-19-2010, 08:51 AM

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**HitIt** · 09-19-2010, 09:15 AM

penises are for injecting...not for being injected.

**SlimmerMe** · 09-19-2010, 09:50 AM

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**gymnerd** · 09-19-2010, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

Another Question: Do you need a MAP to navigate the female body?
If the answer is yes, then buy a map. HGH is real expensive and one of the biggest complaints people make. A map is cheap.

IF a man explores a female body to find out what pleases her...she will never complain. To date, I have never ever heard a female friend of mine complain over this IF SHE IS SATISFIED. Now...if she is not....then yes...your peeney is a bit too weeney. We will go for the jugular then.

We do not count inches. We count ratios: hmmmm.....He had his thrill this morning...I did not...he had his thrill 3 times over the weekend...I had one. That is 4:1. GET IT?

Ur just being selfish, unless Im rushin through she better keep her mouth shut about it or out she can go find someone who makes her huge hole happy

Like a baseball bat

**SlimmerMe** · 09-19-2010, 10:05 AM

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**HitIt** · 09-19-2010, 10:50 AM

ugh...just find a smaller vagina...

**Atomini** · 09-19-2010, 11:01 AM

Anyone that talks about big dicks and how having one is better than anything else is a liar and has never had sex with a woman in his life.

Women don't like their cervix repeatedly bumped, it's kinda painful for them.

**SlimmerMe** · 09-19-2010, 11:11 AM

Precisely....last 2 comments

**Bonaparte** · 09-19-2010, 11:13 AM

Wow.
They were definitely ****ing with you.

HGH does not work locally, it works systemically. It is the conversion of GH to IGF-1 in the liver that produces results.

Injecting HGH (not in your dick) while still in puberty can help your junk grow (and has been used medically for kids with a micropenis), but once you finish the earlier stages of puberty you're stuck with what you've got, no matter how much HGH or where you pin it.

**supe3** · 09-19-2010, 11:57 AM

Im all for it, inject that little pecker right in the tip, Dumb A$$!! just kidding bro

**gymnerd** · 09-19-2010, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

Precisely....last 2 comments

Why do women think a guy wanting a big penis has anything to do with them?? It has nothing to do with them its for his pride and thats it!!! Dont be fooled I know how to please a woman and her bitching is NOT going to make me want to try harder it will make me want to find a new woman.

Just like when a guy spends hours upon hours working out and dieting, sure he want to meet new ladies but thats not what drives him its for him.

BTW my EX used to always want to measure my penis and compare with her freinds so its apparently a pride thing for them too, she was always like look what my man has. Had nothing to do with sex that was always great.

**mastablasta7** · 09-19-2010, 03:25 PM

I usually just wrap my slong around my thigh 4 or 5 times to hide it.

**Dont wanna be old** · 09-19-2010, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Atomini

Anyone that talks about big dicks and how having one is better than anything else is a liar and has never had sex with a woman in his life.

Women don't like their cervix repeatedly bumped, it's kinda painful for them.

Glad to know. Now I can stop rolling up a sock and stuffing my draws .

**crazy_rocks** · 09-19-2010, 03:45 PM

they got these penis extender things which sound like they work if you consider the africans that stretch their necks...damn weirdos.

and they say jelqing works. so maybe theres your answer. of course extenders may not be safe. jelging can be bad for you if done wrong.

even if it does work it may not help with girth like they mention. you dont want some long penis without proportioned thickness unless your already are very thick for your length...and in that case youd better hope an extender wouldnt help with girth.

anyone have anything to say?

**ScotchGuard02** · 09-19-2010, 03:54 PM

Nope, this is too amusing and I'm having a good time just "listening".

**Bonaparte** · 09-19-2010, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by crazy_rocks

they got these penis extender things which sound like they work if you consider the africans that stretch their necks...damn weirdos.

Bear in mind that those women would also die of suffocation if they were ever to remove their support rings, since they cannot naturally hold up their heads with their stretched-apart spinal column and atrophied neck muscles. If the brace rings were removed, their heads would just fall over and flop uselessly against their belly(?), closing off their windpipe. So...the same might happen to your penis

**crazy_rocks** · 09-19-2010, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Bonaparte

Bear in mind that those women would also die of suffocation if they were ever to remove their support rings, since they cannot naturally hold up their heads with their stretched-apart spinal column and atrophied neck muscles. If the brace rings were removed, their heads would just fall over and flop uselessly against their belly(?), closing off their windpipe. So...the same might happen to your penis

wow. like in that movie death becomes her.

**GEM_69** · 09-19-2010, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by HitIt

penises are for injecting...not for being injected.

LOLZ

**jojomcgo** · 09-19-2010, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by slimmerme

another question: Do you need a map to navigate the female body?
If the answer is yes, then buy a map. Hgh is real expensive and one of the biggest complaints people make. A map is cheap.

If a man explores a female body to find out what pleases her...she will never complain. To date, i have never ever heard a female friend of mine complain over this if she is satisfied. Now...if she is not....then yes...your peeney is a bit too weeney. We will go for the jugular then.

we do not count inches. We count ratios: Hmmmm.....he had his thrill this morning...i did not...he had his thrill 3 times over the weekend...i had one. That is 4:1. Get it?

and the truth shall set you free!!
Lmao

**crazy_rocks** · 09-19-2010, 06:15 PM

this was in mens health. theres a penis extender at the top of the pic.

and webmd

http://men.webmd.com/features/male-e...s-it-worth-try

**SlimmerMe** · 09-19-2010, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by ScotchGuard02

Nope, this is too amusing and I'm having a good time just "listening".

Glad you are enjoying yourself!

**steroidsarebad** · 09-19-2010, 10:13 PM

Even if you could spot inject HGH I would never inject my wang. I care more about my lagging forearms and would inject them instead. But then again I have never slept with a female more than once so I never really cared about my penis size anyway. Not really concerned about some chick from the bar getting off in the back seat of my car.

**swamp88** · 09-19-2010, 10:24 PM

cut it off, if its a problem.

**DocBman** · 09-19-2010, 11:25 PM

I think it's safe to say that these guys are messing with you lol. I'm sure they just want to tell all their buddies that they got some guy from there gym to inject HCG in his penis...

Do not inject anything into your penis unless all veins are compromised and you need to get an IV started or else you'll die haha