How do you know when spring break is just around the corner?

**lovbyts** · 03-13-2011, 05:56 AM

More idiots than usual start to invade the Q&A forum with 1st and 2nd post asking for sources.
What the best ORALS are because they are afraid of needles?
What a good beginner stack is for a 20 yr old 5' 10" 155 lbs hard gainer would be?
Why it's a bad idea for a 19 yr old to take AAS when they KNOW they have stopped growing since 15 and that they are the exception to the rule.
That they just took their first injection and how soon (how many hours) until they will see results.
Why does it hurt the next day after they pushed 2cc of oil/gear into their a$$ in 1.5 seconds?
What does PCT mean?

**higgy** · 03-13-2011, 06:11 AM

Beautifully said....sad thing is it's the truth

**EASTCOASTKID** · 03-13-2011, 06:15 AM

and my favorite

"I have a buddy/friends that are taking gear and he wants to know what is the best stack?"

**Tigershark** · 03-13-2011, 07:16 AM

So freaking true.

**DeniZen** · 03-13-2011, 07:49 AM

I'm 17 years old been training 12 years, 25% BF need advice on Anavar Only cycle

**lovbyts** · 03-13-2011, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by DeniZen

I'm 17 years old been training 12 years, 25% BF need advice on Anavar Only cycle

I think you mean a Deca /Tren /Dbol cycle front loading with Winny tapering the cycle up throughout and using a OTC PCT from GNC.

**iGoHard508** · 03-13-2011, 07:55 AM

hahahaha. Is nolvadeXT from gaspari good enuf?

**lovbyts** · 03-13-2011, 08:05 AM

A little extra Vit C and E should do the trick. Although you may need a prescription for Vitamin V soon.

Now if you really do it right you can cause high enough levels of prolactin or progesterone, to cause breast development and lactation. Wouldn't that be fun, lactating man boobs. Just what every 19 yr old wants while walking around shirtless on the beach during spring break.

**iGoHard508** · 03-13-2011, 08:16 AM

Ya then you get definitely get a job babysitting. Advertise that your an expert breast feeder as well

**tmtulcs** · 03-13-2011, 08:19 AM

OMG! That made my morning. Had two 16 - 20 year old kids (that age group all looks the same to me anymore) going around the gym yesterday fishing for AAS. I tried to tell them it was a devastating idea and they need to read about the damage that could happen to them and the lifetime of a limp dick. "Oh no, we are not looking for steroids . Just asking questions because we know it is a bad idea." Sad part is they will find somebody to sell them something, might be fake, but something.

**scotty51312** · 03-13-2011, 10:06 AM

My favorite is "My diets good i eat a lot of vegetables, and always get the diet coke with my value meal, I eat 3 meals a day I'm not gaining any muscle, thats why i need steroids "

**Far from massive** · 03-13-2011, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by scotty51312

My favorite is "My diets good i eat a lot of vegetables, and always get the diet coke with my value meal, I eat 3 meals a day I'm not gaining any muscle, thats why i need steroids "

and then they continue

My question is would Tren and D-bol be a good stack for my first cycle cause I heard tren is a beast and dbol is what Arnold took.....

**Eazy20** · 03-13-2011, 10:56 AM

"I'm taking Test E at 800mg/week and tren e at 600mg/week. I have Novedex-XT lined up for my PCT, is this enough?"

**Eazy20** · 03-13-2011, 11:01 AM

My all time favorite that I saw around here was....(and i think most of you will remember this) "What steroid can I take to make me look like Ronnie from the jersey shore? That guy is jacked and ripped."

**kaptainkeezy04** · 03-13-2011, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Eazy20

My all time favorite that I saw around here was....(and i think most of you will remember this) "What steroid can I take to make me look like Ronnie from the jersey shore? That guy is jacked and ripped."

Are you kidding? Best post I ever saw was "Been taking Sust 250, but just got my ass kicked in a fight. I thought this stuff was supposed to help you fight better."

**scotty51312** · 03-13-2011, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by kaptainkeezy04

Are you kidding? Best post I ever saw was "Been taking Sust 250, but just got my ass kicked in a fight. I thought this stuff was supposed to help you fight better."

I remember that. The guy was like " i kept waiting for the steroids to kick in and i got my ass kicked"

**MR-FQ320** · 03-13-2011, 12:27 PM

^^^^^LMFAO. really

**dirtybrd** · 03-13-2011, 12:42 PM

Thats funny! Who was he supposed to become, The Incredible Hunk? Was he telling the guy "Dont make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry" lmao!!!

**Keanu Reeves** · 03-13-2011, 12:50 PM

They need help not to be judged and ridiculed by most of the members here. Is that not what this website was made for? helping the uneducated? and giving them the right information... when you guys laugh at them and tell them there retards there going to go make the wrong decisions anyways because no one actually helped them just because most of you know what your doing doesn't mean you shouldn't help others everyone starts somewhere... how were you when you were young?

**Far from massive** · 03-13-2011, 01:00 PM

Thank God no one helped me with steroids when I was too young. I agree that bashing a dumb ass to elevate ones self esteem is not a good thing, but making light of all the dumb ass posts collectively allows us to keep from getting totally discouraged by the great number of absurd threads so that we will be there to help someone who really needs it even though their question may be dumb.

**dec11** · 03-13-2011, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by jake armstrong

They need help not to be judged and ridiculed by most of the members here. Is that not what this website was made for? helping the uneducated? and giving them the right information... when you guys laugh at them and tell them there retards there going to go make the wrong decisions anyways because no one actually helped them just because most of you know what your doing doesn't mean you shouldn't help others everyone starts somewhere... how were you when you were young?

happy spring break to you

**Keanu Reeves** · 03-13-2011, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by dec11

happy spring break to you

Ignorant

**ANIMAL** · 03-13-2011, 01:38 PM

I think more of the point is that every question that could possibly be asked has already been answered and beaten to death on this forum. It's one thing for someone to post up their history/stats and ask for opinions of those more experienced, it's another thing to ask dumb questions such as, "you think the huge guy behind the counter at GNC can hook me up with gear in the back?" I've been on this forum for more then 2 years lurking/reading and I'm still learning. Although I just signed up and posting recently, I'm already annoyed at how many "is a var only cycle good, what's the best cutting cycle" in a row there are.

I think more then 75% of people who post on here are just lazy, and if they are too lazy to do research then they shouldn't even be considering the use of gear... because in my opinion they are doing it all for the wrong reasons. And when they choose to do a cycle for 48 weeks of winny and tren , they come on here asking why their dick hasn't been hard and why their girlfriend left them for a scrawny kid.

**AlphaMaleDawg** · 03-13-2011, 02:06 PM

lol I agree this is hilarious, but I also agree with jake armstrong that they should be helped. It's too easy to ridicule clueless people so that's why everyone does it

**Eazy20** · 03-13-2011, 02:26 PM

Help them? Practically all of them don't listen to any advice we give. Anything they don't want to hear, they ignore and go ahead and do what they want anyway. So what's the point? I'll make a deal with you, the second people start to listen to advice, I'll stop making fun of their stupidity.....maybe not completely...

**AlphaMaleDawg** · 03-13-2011, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Eazy20

Help them? Practically all of them don't listen to any advice we give. Anything they don't want to hear, they ignore and go ahead and do what they want anyway. So what's the point? I'll make a deal with you, the second people start to listen to advice, I'll stop making fun of their stupidity.....maybe not completely...

true but you can't just generally assume they won't listen before even telling them what they are doing wrong. That just isn't fair

**Eazy20** · 03-13-2011, 02:46 PM

Well I don't assume. Im very straight forward with my answers, but if you're an idiot I'm going to call you out on it

**cyounger100** · 03-13-2011, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by jake armstrong

They need help not to be judged and ridiculed by most of the members here. Is that not what this website was made for? helping the uneducated? and giving them the right information... when you guys laugh at them and tell them there retards there going to go make the wrong decisions anyways because no one actually helped them just because most of you know what your doing doesn't mean you shouldn't help others everyone starts somewhere... how were you when you were young?

you can tell these idiots all you want and try too help there are goin too run whatever half ass cycle they have planned out thats what being a hard headed teenager is.......

**dec11** · 03-13-2011, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by Eazy20

Help them? Practically all of them don't listen to any advice we give. Anything they don't want to hear, they ignore and go ahead and do what they want anyway. So what's the point? I'll make a deal with you, the second people start to listen to advice, I'll stop making fun of their stupidity.....maybe not completely...

yup i agree. better still, just ban them, makes life easier

**dec11** · 03-13-2011, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by jake armstrong

Ignorant

child

**lovbyts** · 03-13-2011, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by kaptainkeezy04

Are you kidding? Best post I ever saw was "Been taking Sust 250, but just got my ass kicked in a fight. I thought this stuff was supposed to help you fight better."

hahahahaha yeah that was a clasic, about 1 1/2 years ago.

**nguadagno** · 03-13-2011, 10:00 PM

hey not all young guys are retarded, im 19 and im gonna wait til im atleast 19 and a half to start

just kidding guys im not a dumbass

**lovbyts** · 03-13-2011, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by jake armstrong

They need help not to be judged and ridiculed by most of the members here. Is that not what this website was made for? helping the uneducated? and giving them the right information... when you guys laugh at them and tell them there retards there going to go make the wrong decisions anyways because no one actually helped them just because most of you know what your doing doesn't mean you shouldn't help others everyone starts somewhere... how were you when you were young?

This is called Venting. When you see the same stupid questions 20x in one day day after day after day after month after year you need to vent once in a while. Most of us do try to help but we dont help by giving them advice on what to use until we know enough about them, experience and goals. Also as said above, you get a lot of dumb asses who just wont listen and at that point you just point out to them they are immature and an idiot and let them go their way.

I dont care how many times someone tells me it doesn't matter, they are going to do it anyways I will NOT give any different advice because I dont want to be involved in their poor decision making.

When I was young, I got lucky and made the right decision and didnt use. I ALMOST did. I had access. I had a buddy in school I use to train with, we had the same stats except I was a little bigger than him. He started using, I decided not to. He gained some good size, got ripped, went on to with 1st place in our state for Teen BB and died 2 years later when his kidneys shut down due to overload. This was back in the early 80s. No such thing as PCT and I have no idea what or how much he was using.

As said, if someone wont listen to me/us saying DONT do it and decides to do it anyways it wont be with any of my advice.

**lovbyts** · 03-13-2011, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by nguadagno

hey not all young guys are retarded, im 19 and im gonna wait til im atleast 19 and a half to start

just kidding guys im not a dumbass

Good, then you are a smartass.

I always say it's better to be a smartass than a dumbass. LOL

**nguadagno** · 03-13-2011, 10:47 PM

yeah, i mean im gonna be completely honest with you guys, im probably not gonna wait til im 25 like the recommended dose is, but no way anytime earlier than 21, not a chance in hell