are you addicted to steroids???

[Anibolism]

Take this short test.........



How to tell if you're addicted to steroids .

1. You carry around Dianabol in a tic tac container.
2. The pitcher of 'kool aid' in the fridge is actually sugar, food colouring
and reforvit.
3. You go for a blood test and sustanon comes out.
4. You baste the thanksgiving turkey with a 23guage, 1.5", 3cc syringe.
5. You collect empty vials like most people do with empty liqour bottles.
6. The mexican custom officers know you by name.
7. Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.
8. You're the viagra poster boy, even though you've never used viagra.
9. You married a veterinarian, even though she's 63years old.
10. You get a second mortgage on the house for your next cycle.
11. Your neutered dog is laughing at the size of YOUR balls.
12. You get turned on listening to all the talk about Bush in the US
presidential election.
13. You use a syringe as a toothpick.
14. You mix reforvit in with the plant food.
15. You're an active member of over 20 steroid message boards.
16. You doc goes to give you a flu shot and you drop your pants.
17. You make a wind chime out of empty vials.
18. Your nuts are the size of chic peas.
19. You make lines of winny powder on the table and snort it.
20. Ronnie Coleman thinks your cycles are crazy (no offence Ronnie...)
21. Liver transplant at the age of 24.
22. You have a custom made "amp rack"
23. You can't help contracting your biceps to the rythm of the music in the car
just to check out how good they look - even if you're the only one in the car!
24. You can't help looking at your pets and wondering how much they'd improve
if only you could give em a couple of shots... but then again forget it - can't
waste any! let em get their own!!
25. Your pee is anabolic
26. Ever since you started juicing, Schering's stock has doubled
27. You custom make primo amp earings for your girlfriend.
28. You feel small at 5'7" / 260lbs
29. You have 14 separate P.O. boxes
30. You've had a hard-on for 2 and a half years
31. You put reforvit in the ice cube tray instead of water
32. You put your suppliers kids thru college with the money you've spend in the
last year
33. You quit your high paying job to become a customs officer
34. You special order 15ml syringes.

[daem]

the custom made primo amps for earrings is a good one

[jammergsxr]

I have done #4,when I got my turkey fryer.

[peam]

Originally posted by jammergsxr
I have done #4,when I got my turkey fryer.

[BigJB]

16. You doc goes to give you a flu shot and you drop your pants

hahaha

[Warrior]

24. You can't help looking at your pets and wondering how much they'd improve if only you could give em a couple of shots... but then again forget it - can't waste any! let em get their own!!

Too much hair - they would have to shave and get a tan first. And show some kind of ethusiasm about getting into better shape... and stop sitting around all day sleeping... and get a job...

[painintheazz]

One good story that I had was once I got sick and had to go to the hospital and the nurse whipped out this little 5/8 inch 25g needle to inject me with and was like I hope you aren't afraid of needles. I just started laughing, I think she figured it out.

Pain

[djdjdjddjon]

lol, good shit...and unfortunately i love steroids ...

[NEO-OEN]

1 & 24

1. Carrying around the DBOL in Tic-Tac and used Pill bottles. "as seen in my avatar" hahaha

24. I looked at my dog last week and thought he could put some weight on with some DBOL, then realized I didn't want to waste any..hahaha

[Ozzy]

#11

[joe_capone]

lol i wanted to inject some winny in my dogs ass he is a lil toy poodle 17 lbs.. i just stood there looked at him and got carried away thinking how much he would weight after a couple of weeks on winstrol .. himm 30?

[BIG TEXAN]

#11!!!!!!!

[Solrock]

#11 and #29

funny!

[Terinox]

DAMN FUNNY!!! ALL ARE SO TRUE!

[New GearGuy]

7,11 &30


LMFAO

[MDMA]

That whole list is quality, u write that yourself?

[Rhino58]

#11

[monstercojones]

good list bro

[ECKO 747]

Originally posted by Anibolism

6. The mexican custom officers know you by name.
11. Your neutered dog is laughing at the size of YOUR balls.

Thats just too funny

[saint808]

LMAO... i snagged this and threw it up on CEM... i gave you credit

[big swoll]

well i guess this means i need to start goign to AAS A meetings!!!!!

[Warrior]

Originally posted by big swoll
well i guess this means i need to start goign to AAS A meetings!!!!!

Hello, my name is Warrior and I am an ANABOLIC FREAK (druels a little...). I constantly think about getting a protein fix and worry that at any point I may be in a negative nitrogen balance. I have been working out since High School and got absorbed into the culture and addicted young... in the beginning I used to cut a day out off High School to get a fix - it wasn't a social thing anymore... but a thing I hid from people - today, I MUST KEEP GETTING BIGGER!

Guess there are worst things...

[Anibolism]

Originally posted by MDMA
That whole list is quality, u write that yourself?

A BUDDY SENT IT TO ME . IT WAS SO FUNNY I HAD TO SHARE IT.

[Anibolism]

Originally posted by MDMA
That whole list is quality, u write that yourself?

[CutUp]

bump it again...funny as hell

[nkkinetics]

like the colledct amps like liquor bottles

[wrstlr69sdnl]

lol 11 for me

[CrazyRussian]

7. Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.


seriously though.... i really think he is getting bigger and im still missing 2 packages, what should i do about this????

[Anibolism]

I'm glad everyone found this as funny as I did

[956Vette]

Awesome post Anibolism!
Keep this up top for awhile! bump

[wood]

#11 and #24

[Hercules Adonis]

number #8 cracked me up....

[Powerhouse9]

Give me some test, I suck your dick!!!!!!!
Kinda crackhead isn't it?

[Powerhouse9]

You should send that into musclemag or something really!!!