How does being on roids feel?

[omegagboost]

Just a newb question I was asking myself.

I just wanted to know how much of a difference would steroids make if let's say, I could bench 315 lbs, how much of a gain should I expect? Thats assuming that I get my diet and workout straight.

Very rough question but I just want to see people's results and experience with roids.

[The Bear 79]

Ur bench will go to 380 in just a matter of 4 or 5 wks! You'll b able 2 curl 5x as many cinder blocks as Marky Mark by wk 6 or 7, your shoulders will take the shape & size of bowling balls in very short order also! U will gain EXACTLY 21.439 lbs. of FFM (no more, no less) These precisely calculated figures, if u don't get these exact results in these exact time frames then something is rong with u & / or ur gear, bcuz EVERY1 is exactly the same, & EVERY1 gets the EXACT same, cookie cutter results on every cycle, there is absolutely NO chance wut so ever that u or any1 else would ever get any different result!!!!!!

[yungone501]

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[Far from massive]

Ur bench will go to 380 in just a matter of 4 or 5 wks! You'll b able 2 curl 5x as many cinder blocks as Marky Mark by wk 6 or 7, your shoulders will take the shape & size of bowling balls in very short order also! U will gain EXACTLY 21.439 lbs. of FFM (no more, no less) These precisely calculated figures, if u don't get these exact results in these exact time frames then something is rong with u & / or ur gear, bcuz EVERY1 is exactly the same, & EVERY1 gets the EXACT same, cookie cutter results on every cycle, there is absolutely NO chance wut so ever that u or any1 else would ever get any different result!!!!!!

How the hell is gonna gain 21.439 lbs of Far From Massive? I ain't cutting off a pound of flesh unless Jesus himself asks.

[omegagboost]

Ur bench will go to 380 in just a matter of 4 or 5 wks! You'll b able 2 curl 5x as many cinder blocks as Marky Mark by wk 6 or 7, your shoulders will take the shape & size of bowling balls in very short order also! U will gain EXACTLY 21.439 lbs. of FFM (no more, no less) These precisely calculated figures, if u don't get these exact results in these exact time frames then something is rong with u & / or ur gear, bcuz EVERY1 is exactly the same, & EVERY1 gets the EXACT same, cookie cutter results on every cycle, there is absolutely NO chance wut so ever that u or any1 else would ever get any different result!!!!!!

yes I detected the sarcasm lol.

I know everyone is different and all but just trying to have an idea of people's experience thats all.

[The Bear 79]

Our experience means nothing 2 u. Ur body WILL NOT react the same as mine or any1 else, similar maybe, but never the same. Your results wil b just that, YOUR results, u can enhance or hinder those results by the diet & training regime u choose though. So in short, don't worry bout the results of any1 else, as they will differ from ur own in 1 or mor ways, I guarantee it.

[omegagboost]

^I know!! loll

I just wanted to hear from other people's experience thats really all. I mean, I'm definitely not ready to take it anytime soon since I still have lots of work to put out first and im still too young (23) so I have like 2 years to get everything straight before actually going onto it.

How was your experience with it so far? =p

[MuttonChop]

Anabolic Androgenic Steroids makes it extremely easy to build muscle and easy to lose fat while preserving muscle. No other supplements come near to what you can experience with AAS. What most people don't like telling you is that even with a crappy diet and training, you can gain muscle while on steroids.

That is the good side. The bad side is that you won't be able to maximize your gains without a good diet and training regimen. You will not keep most of your gains without a good PCT. And, you have a chance of messing up your hormones for the rest of your life. You can also suffer from hair loss, acne, shrunken testicles, bad lipids, and a host of other problems.

So yea, thats what it feels like to be on roids.

[The Bear 79]

[QUOTE=MuttonChop;5751915]Anabolic Androgenic Steroids makes it extremely easy to build muscle and easy to lose fat while preserving muscle. No other supplements come near to what you can experience with AAS. What most people don't like telling you is that even with a crappy diet and training, you can gain muscle while on steroids.

[Ashop]

Just a newb question I was asking myself.

I just wanted to know how much of a difference would steroids make if let's say, I could bench 315 lbs, how much of a gain should I expect? Thats assuming that I get my diet and workout straight.

Very rough question but I just want to see people's results and experience with roids.

It varies from person to person. Truly hard to say. Training and DIET are critical.

[omegagboost]

I know one of my friends went on test boosters (he's in his 30s) and he told me that it made a world of difference for him. He did also lose tons of fat and gain a lot more muscle. He sure did look the best he ever did in the 10 years of knowing him lol. So I was just wondering if that was the difference on test, I could only imagine what roids are gonna do.

I also know some other dude who went onto it and he'll now squat over a grand. Dude is HUGE. Took him about 1 1/2 year I think.

[The Bear 79]

Hard 2 believe. Which Test booster(s)? & this "other dude" that squats "over a grand", how much over????

[omegagboost]

^lol dont know which one.


as for the other dude well, I'm shy of asking him because I know its a touchy subject. I dont want to make him feel uncomfortable but my/our coach told me about it.

I have a video actually but not sure if I should post it.

[Honkey_Kong]

You want to know what steroids are like? Watch this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDdxWIpIO4I

At 1:45 that's when he juices. That's what it's like!

[omegagboost]

^damn that some strong *ss oral!! And he didnt even stack it with anything!!

Where to get?

[gixxerboy1]

steroids feel like a 21 year old strippers ass. Great

[geemoney14]

Does anyone do research, before asking questions? If you spent the same amount of time reading info on this site, as you did posting a dumb @ss question, you would have the answers.

[Lemonada8]

steroids make me feel like viagra with a face.

[Shol'va]

If you are one of the lucky ones who can get by without side effects then all is well but if not, expect gyno, hair loss extra oily face and body, backne, chest acne, high B/P, estrogen level spikes, and those are just what I can think of at the moment. All manageable with time and a good plan.On the Plus side : get huge and swole get girls...or boys.. Hump and thump and pump all night long. Take off your shirt at the beach and be swollen with pride as everyone looks and wants to be you or with you. If your Bi expect twice as many dates on friday and saturday nights.....

[Honkey_Kong]

^damn that some strong *ss oral!! And he didnt even stack it with anything!!

Where to get?

That video was from the sixty's. Back then, they were real men and drank their Dbol suspended in malt liquor.