1.) File primo amps on the toilet while taking a shit, then setting them on the sink while I whiped my ass and ended up knocking them over and having the oil fall out.
2.) Telling my chic that I had clen for her to take that was in a bottle, when I forgot I took it out and put it into a baggie, she accidentally took D for one day until I caught it.
3.) Using a 25g needle to draw up 3 cc's of Test and then shooting it into my glute, and having to stop midway to rest my hand.
4.) Having my mom find my shit, and then when I confessed she replied, " You should just eat more vegetables."(you can't get more mom, than that quote)
5.)Use a foot long carpenter file to score an amp just to have it shatter the amp.

What are some of yours guys?? If I think of more I will post em.