
Originally Posted by
samson_420
Something like this:
Newb: Hey mmmm, can you tell me where I can score some juice?
Juicer: Juice? WTF are you talking about?
Newb: I wanna get big
Juicer: Eat more and lift
Newb: I do eat, man - like 2 protein shakes a day
Juicer: I never touch that stuff I only take creatine
Newb: Really?
Juicer: Fvck yeah
Newb: Where can I get that shit?
Juicer: They sell the real good shit at this place called GNC. Ask for Creatine Mono
Newb: Damn, thanks yo. I knew roids weren't real