****! My parents just found my steroids and everything else!

[BR0DIE]

I still live at home as it is the norm where I live, I'm not from America.

My mum goes into my room when I go out as she likes to check everything, just generally nosey and controlling.

Well she dug a little deeper this time and found:

40x amps of Test E
6x bottles of prop
2x bottles of clomid
2x bottles of Nolva
2x bottles of Arimidex
2x kits of HCG
7x bottles of Melanotan
And over 500 needles and syringes.

Heard them talking last night about talking to me about it.

How will I get myself out of this one?

[kronik420]

deny everything. and buy a safe.

[AXx]

You can always tell them it's someone else's. Tell em you were holding it for a friend or come clean and tell them you have a good handle and you are educated on the stuff you put in your body (aren't you).

[t-dogg]

How old are you? If you are of a age where they can still tell you what to do, you shouldnt even have gear in the first place!

[fit2bOld]

Just be upfront your 24, but as said before get a lock box. Your own fault as you knew mommie was looking through your stuff in advance....

[austinite]

Norm or not, move out already.

[BR0DIE]

deny everything. and buy a safe.

It's obvious it's mine, they would ask to see in the safe after this anyway.

You can always tell them it's someone else's. Tell em you were holding it for a friend or come clean and tell them you have a good handle and you are educated on the stuff you put in your body (aren't you).

I don't think they know what any of it is tbh. They probably think it is recreational drugs. I just hope they don't inspect the amps or take them to the doctors and ask.
It clearly says testosterone on each.

I managed to play off the Mtan and they are ok with the Mtan vials and slin pins.
I just told them it's FDA approved and awaiting approval in the UK.

How old are you? If you are of a age where they can still tell you what to do, you shouldnt even have gear in the first place!

I'm 24, I don't have the money to move out as I'm still a student.

Norm or not, move out already.

I only have about £2-3k to my name that's not even enough for a deposit on a crappy flat, once I leave uni and get a proper Job I'll be moving out.

[songdog]

Grown men dont live at home.

[stpete]

Tell them the truth. Then tell them that you were going to inform them of everything just didn't know how to approach them w/the subject but was going to in the next day day or so. But now that they found it, might as well get it out there as you want to be as honest as possible about it.

[BR0DIE]

Tell them the truth. Then tell them that you were going to inform them of everything just didn't know how to approach them w/the subject but was going to in the next day day or so. But now that they found it, might as well get it out there as you want to be as honest as possible about it.

The problem is if I'm honest about it they will put it all in the bin.
It's like £400 worth of gear, I can't afford to lose it.
Doubt they'd let me sell it.

[austinite]

The problem is if I'm honest about it they will put it all in the bin.
It's like £400 worth of gear, I can't afford to lose it.
Doubt they'd let me sell it.

Sorry this happened to you. To be honest, if you cant afford to move out, you shouldn't be buying gear. I would sit down with a pen and paper and figure out where my priorities should be.

If you lose it you lose it. Lesson learned. Might even mend things with your parents and show good faith if you even offer to trash it in front of them.

[BR0DIE]

I explained to my dad all about steroids and how prevelant they are, explained to him no one is natural, not even Olympians as there is ways to get round testing.

He is letting me keep all the roids in the garage with the condition I do not use them in the house. I need to move out first.

All the pins and empty Mtan vials are getting put in the bin just to appease my mum. Just pure luck she only seen the pins and Mtan.

[capetown]

Drugs are drugs. You are under ur parents roof so if they dont want it happening either stop or get ur own place.

[ironbeck]

My mommy caught me playing with myself, what should I do?

[ironbeck]

Dude thats like 1500 worth of gear....you can afford that you can afford your own place and be your own man.

[Honkey_Kong]

Brodie, you're 24, it's time you go in with some mates and get a flat of your own. You're too old to be living at home with your parents. And you shouldn't be doing steroids in your parent's house.

[BR0DIE]

Brodie, you're 24, it's time you go in with some mates and get a flat of your own. You're too old to be living at home with your parents. And you shouldn't be doing steroids in your parent's house.

Once University is finished I'll be getting a proper job within 6 months hopefully. So I should afford my own apartment no problem.

[songdog]

Ok still in school that sounds a lot better.

[ScotchGuard02]

I've got no better opinion then one's that's already been expressed. Sure is a fun read.

[JWP806]

Why does everyone lecture the guy? Just give him some advice. He's living with his parents because he's in college.

Your parents can find out what everything is with a quick google search. I would just own up to it and try to educate them on the subject.

Good luck!

[Bonaparte]

They're your parents. What do you want us to do?

[Times Roman]

Here's how i feel abouut it mate.
You are 24. Therefore, you are a man.
If gear in your parents house is an issue, then you should respect their wishes and get it out of their house.
Be a man. Do not lie. Tell them it is your gear, and you would like it back. If they say no, then be a man, and let it go.

What I don't like is the slimy Bullshit kids come up with when they get caught doing things. If you did it, then admit it.

No one said being a man was easy.

[DigitalGorilla]

Here's how i feel abouut it mate.
You are 24. Therefore, you are a man.
If gear in your parents house is an issue, then you should respect their wishes and get it out of their house.
Be a man. Do not lie. Tell them it is your gear, and you would like it back. If they say no, then be a man, and let it go.

What I don't like is the slimy Bullshit kids come up with when they get caught doing things. If you did it, then admit it.

No one said being a man was easy.

I agree with ROMAN. DOnt lie. Say its yours - youve done your homework and before they throw it out - ask them to do theirs also. Use lance armstrong as a point. Would they rather Lance Armstrong as a son ...or Amy Whinehouse as a daughter? lol Not making fun but serious in a way --- people treat AAS worse then cocaine!! Its a wierd world we live in that drugs that MAKE YOU A STRONGER HUMAN are worse in the public eyes then Cigs and drinking. Both of which kill people every day!

[denverpride]

They're your parents. What do you want us to do?

Sums it up. Being 24 means time to put the big boy pants on

[MickeyKnox]

Dude thats like 1500 worth of gear....you can afford that you can afford your own place and be your own man.

im sorry sir but could you edit your post about the price.. (breaking your balls bro lol)

They're your parents. What do you want us to do?

exactly. he would prefer one of us to come up with a really cool lie about why he has gear in his parents house. lol

like Austinite said, move out or play by your parents rules. good luck bro.

[Shol'va]

I explained to my dad all about steroids and how prevelant they are, explained to him no one is natural, not even Olympians as there is ways to get round testing.

He is letting me keep all the roids in the garage with the condition I do not use them in the house. I need to move out first.

All the pins and empty Mtan vials are getting put in the bin just to appease my mum. Just pure luck she only seen the pins and Mtan.

You are on the right track here Brodie. Going to your dad and appealing to him explaining that you are well aware of everything with these steroids. That they are not addictive drugs like opioids are or pot and other highly negatively addictive drugs. And that you are using them to help build your body up using them with common sense diet and exercise as well. But if your dad and mom are against them in the house, you need to respect that. Also tell your dad how expensive they are so he will reconsider throwing them out or at least get them out of the bin after mom has thought that they are thrown away. Find a workout bud you can trust and keep them at his place and do them there. Everyone is happy then. Good luck convincing them not to toss them away as that's some big bucks to toss out the window. I am amazed though that you are going to college and living at home but doing cycles of steroids instead of waiting till after college to afford both a flat of your own and money for a cycle as well. Priorities priorities. I'm sure your folks were freaking though when they saw all those needles, thinking you were way over your head mainlining illicit illegal bad drugs like heroin and Meth. So you need to cut the folks some slack while their blood pressure returns to normal now that they know it's steroids instead, but even then with all the negative publicity on them it can be difficult to plead your case with them. Lots of luck..

[zleeb82]

Dude thats like 1500 worth of gear....you can afford that you can afford your own place and be your own man.

+1
agree 100% move out and do what ever you want to. if you ave the dedication and money for gear and working out then you should have it for your own place.

[Live for the PUMP]

I agree with a few others on here. Be honest! Tell them the truth. Lying builds poor character, morals, value, and integrity. Your parents are not stupid and no matter what you tell them they will still think you are using them. Honesty goes a long ways. Especially with family and friends, if you lie your will lose trust with them that will take a long time to get back. So what if they throw it away. Suck it up. Find a better hiding place or move out of your parents house. Ultimately this is your fault so live up to it. Best of luck and hope things work out.

[AZGOLDSMEMBER86]

I agree with a few others on here. Be honest! Tell them the truth. Lying builds poor character, morals, value, and integrity. Your parents are not stupid and no matter what you tell them they will still think you are using them. Honesty goes a long ways. Especially with family and friends, if you lie your will lose trust with them that will take a long time to get back. So what if they throw it away. Suck it up. Find a better hiding place or move out of your parents house. Ultimately this is your fault so live up to it. Best of luck and hope things work out.

^^ f'in A right !

[Far from massive]

I agree on being honest as you are already caught. What I don't agree with is telling your parents things about yourself that they do not need to know and will likely never understand and that will cause them lots of pain. By being dishonest and keeping the shit hidden like a fvkn little kid you have now put them in the position of having to compromize their own ethics by letting you keep them in the garage....However the first part is done and there is no going back, what matters now is how you continue to handle the situation.

For Christ sakes do what you should have done all along and find a friend who has a flat and will let you keep them at his house or get some other form of storage for them. Do NOT further your parents suffering that you have caused by being a GREEDY little sneak and doing shit in their house that is illegal.

PS I am far from judging you on this, I did many things a lot worse than this when I was young, I just wish someone would have pointed out to me back then what a little shit I was being so that I would have been able to act like a man back then. Remember they will be dead one day (it may be sooner than you expect my dad died when I was your age) and then there will be nothing you can do to regain the self respect that things like this will cause you as you get older and learn to look at them more clearly.

Good luck with this,

FFM

[Tasmaniac]

I'd tell your parents that by throwing them out, they will cause you harm by not letting you finish the cycle and doing pct lol. There's a bit of truth to that...

[cel89]

just tell them your selling it, not using it

[Shsm]

just tell them your selling it, not using it

That's the dumbest idea ever...

[kelkel]

Just be thankful she didn't find your porn collection also!

[DanB]

its legal in uk so i cant see why it is a problem

[Hydroponics]

I'd tell your parents that by throwing them out, they will cause you harm by not letting you finish the cycle and doing pct lol. There's a bit of truth to that...

Word

[cel89]

That's the dumbest idea ever...

It was a joke bro. Your dumb for thinking i was serios

[frank13]

send it to me to hold for u until u move out and when u get your own place ill send it back to u

[frank13]

and what the hell is a mum? you mean mom

[OnTheSauce]

Instead of throwing it out, send it to me and ill put it to use