New and trying to get huge!!!!

**69swole69** · 07-02-2013, 01:38 PM

What's up all: I am almost 17 and I am trying to put on about 50 lbs. of muscle and lose 20 lbs. of Bodyfat, so I can pick up ladies at the beach!! I am kind of in a hurry, I have worked out my chest 3 times and I haven't got any bigger. So I found a guy on Craigslist who had steroids that steered me in the right direction to put on 50 lbs by the end of summer!!! He sold me this stuff and I just did 2 full shots of it after mixing everything(6ml) he told me stay on this all summer and I will reach my goals.

**69swole69** · 07-02-2013, 01:41 PM

Also I just at 3 double cheeseburger. Will you guys give me some pointers on how to get bigger and more ripped faster.

**Red Bastard** · 07-02-2013, 01:42 PM

Wow!

This thread is going to go bad, and fast!!!

Sorry OP, but you're gonna face a $hitstorm, and rightly so....

**< <Samson> >** · 07-02-2013, 01:43 PM

Troll

**Red Bastard** · 07-02-2013, 01:43 PM

Then again, you probably know that, as your post has troll written all over it!

**Back In Black** · 07-02-2013, 01:43 PM

Follow everything everybody ever tells you, they are always right.

You'll get nowhere with only 3 double cheeseburgers, you need to double that and add fries and full sugar drink. Do that 10 times a day and you'll be on the Olympia stage next year.

Good luck

Oh, and don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out