I've been diagnosed as an ass hole alot. Hell, I thought it was my name until the age of 6. As an adult though, I always get a second opinion. She always says I'm 'sweet' and 'funny'... So the 2nd opinion rules out the first! Just get a 2nd opinion

there's no such thing as an objective, static state ass hole. it's always based on the subjective, highly dynamic mental perception of 1 angry bird.
Thus, you are NOT an ass hole unless you convince your own consciousness that you are, in fact, an ass hole. In that case you really would be an ass hole, simply because you yourself believe it.