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[Buddyguy]

Let’s look at some of the reasons you may wish to not use Testosterone :

Excuse #1: “I want to stay natural“.

Before I expose the fallacy of staying natural, ask yourself this important question: Why? Why would you possibly want to stay natural, knowing that modern science can give you a drink from the fountain of youth? Knowing that, instead of withering and decaying, you can age tremendously and gracefully. Knowing that you can have the testosterone levels of a man instead of a little boy.

Have you answered this question and decided that you still wish to stay natural?

Ok. Now I will tell you the fallacy of your argument.

YOU ARE NOT NATURAL.

You have not been natural for one minute of your entire life.

If you were natural you would have grown up in the forest, eating the animals that you killed and the grubbage that you could find.

Instead, your mother drank soda pops while pregnant with you, fed you soy baby formula and you grew up in comfort eating genetically modified and hormonized foods.

Go to your kitchen right now and look at the ingredients in your food. Where do you suppose you can find all those ingredient together naturally?

Your milk and beef is modified with hormones which cause women to act like men and men to act like women, your fruits and vegetables are sprayed with pesticides and herbicides, your water is laced with estrogen enhancing chemicals and almost all food and drink is stored in plastic which seeps estrogen enhancing chemicals.

You see, you’re pretty far from natural. Unless you have never eaten a cheeseburger, never had a bottle of water, never eaten a salad, never heated up food in a plastic container, never drank a soda pop, and never eaten soy (which is an ingredient in all boxed food) you are not natural. You have been eating hormones every single day of your life. All the food you have been eating for you entire life has ESTROGENIC EFFECTS.

There is no such thing as natural. There is only advanced deterioration. When you are saying “I want to stay natural” what you are really saying is “I want to rot“.

Excuse #2 “I don’t want to be dependent on TRT for the rest of my life“.

There is a common fear of being dependent on hormones “to function” for the rest of your life.

Would you like to know why that is a silly fear?

Ok, I will tell you.

It is a silly fear because every single man alive needs TRT. The one’s who do not take it simply suffer in silence. The ones who do take it know the tremendous positive effects it has and when it is gone miss the shit out of it.

Every man needs it, the older you get the more you need it. You don’t want to be dependent on it but that doesn’t mean shit, you are dependent on it and will be forever no matter how you feel about it.

Testosterone levels are falling worldwide, by 1% per year each year.

“A man born in 1970 had about 20 percent less testosterone at age 35 than a man of his father’s generation at the same age.”

That’s for a man born in 1970. A man born in 1980 will be worse, a man born in 1990 is half-girl already and a boy born in 2000 is probably going to be wearing pigtails and dresses when (s)he grows up.

Just because you aren’t taking TRT right now doesn’t mean you don’t need it, or that you shouldn’t be taking it – you are just suffering the consequence of low testosterone . You need it now and you need it forever. It’s already happened and you are already dependent on it for what should be normal testosterone levels. That, friends, is the reality of the world we live in.

Excuse #3 “I have naturally high T“.

Sure, some men do. Until they reach a certain age. But most of the men reading this do not have naturally high levels and that’s because most men in general do not have high levels and that’s because worldwide testosterone levels are falling at an astronomical rate. It’s pure delusion to think living in a completely unnatural environment and ingesting estrogen enhancing chemicals daily will let you keep high levels.

A conservative age where men need to to take matters in their own hands is 30. My own personal opinion is that levels plummet between the ages of 25-27. In fact, there are most certainly teenagers alive today that need Testosterone replacement therapy. This is the world we live in. Men are becoming feminized at astronomical rates and women are becoming masculinized. You think somehow this worldwide trend has spared you? It hasn’t.

Excuse #4 “I want to up my testosterone naturally“.

Good luck. How do you suppose you can up it naturally in an unnatural environment? Start eating non-genetically modified food and non-hormonized meat and non-pesticided veggies? Ok, that’s a good start but are you going to do this forever? Where do you find these foods you can be 100% sure aren’t estrogenic? How can you be sure that truly natural food will be available in the future? Family farms that produce natural food are going the way of the Dodo bird. Corporate mega farms are almost certainly going to be the only option in the future, and those mega-farms don’t give two cents about giving you “natural” food.

And how exactly do you plan to reverse a lifetime of abuse?

The simple answer is that you can’t. Obviously, natural methods do have their benefits and should be practiced, but they work only on a small scale compared to what TRT can do for you.

Excuse #5 “I eat paleo, my testosterone levels are definitely high“.

For those of you who do not know what paleo is, it’s a delusional diet where you eat foods supposedly only found in the paleolithic era. The followers of the paleo diet think it’s the holy grail and the cure for all ails.

The paleo diet doesn’t work for two reasons:

1) The same as listed above, you can’t naturally recover from a lifetime of unnatural abuse. If you have eaten unnatural foods through your most important developmental stages (teenage years) you are messed up for life. You cannot recover because you do not have the proper hormone balance anymore, maybe you never did in the first place, and what levels you do have drop dramatically after the age of 25 or so.

2) Last time I looked at the calender it didn’t say 10,000 bc. Today is today, you don’t live in the past unless you’re mentally unstable. You’ve got to make the best of what you can do today, and today we do not have any of the same food as in the paleolithic era. But we do have modern scientific miracles like synthetic testosterone.

Excuse #6 “Testosterone gives you roid rage and shrinks your dick and kills your sex drive and makes you less of a man“.

If testosterone is so evil to you it is probably best to do nothing about the problem.

For all of the non Chicken-shits who aren’t deathly afraid of testosterone I will tell you what it really does.

First of all, a Doctor prescribed dose is going to be pretty low. It’s going to be very low compared to a bodybuilding dose. It’s simply going to bring your levels to where they should be in the first place. It’s going to make you feel better, it’s going to make you healthier, it’y going to make you vibrant, it’s going to make you recover better and faster and, gasp, it’s going to make you more of a man.

But doesn’t test shrink your dick and kill your sex drive?

One would really have to be an idiot to think this. Think of a naturally high testosterone male. What comes to mind? Heavy muscle mass, no-bullshit attitude, and a sex maniac. Guess what, that’s what synthetic testosterone does to you – it increases your sex drive, it increases your muscle mass, and you have no tolerance for bullshit. Some call it roid rage, but it is simply not putting up with nonsense.

But wait a second, I heard it shrinks your dick and makes you impotent.

No. Testosterone can and will shrink your testicles if you abuse it but here is something you won’t hear on the nightly news: Testosterone can make your dick bigger. Literally and figuratively. You see, testosterone engorges the muscles with blood, when you get an erection your muscle fills with more blood and, tada, becomes bigger.

Excuse #7 “Testosterone is a killer and will give you cancer and a heart attack“.

Wrong again. Testosterone is healthy for you, does not increase risk of prostate cancer and is not bad for your heart.

Testosterone is the key to male vitality. To be scared of testosterone is to be scared of the boogey-man. If you’re scared of testosterone you are literally scared of nothing. It is entirely possible that if you are scared of testosterone you are scared of success.

Excuse #8 “I Don’t Want to Use Drugs“.

I guess if you get a headache you don’t use an aspirin, you just suffer through it huh?

Most people don’t want to use drugs, but you’ve got to make the best of a bad situation.

Personally, I would prefer to have naturally high levels for the rest of my life and never have to worry about any of it. Unfortunately, I don’t live in fantasy world where that’s an option. I live in the real world and I take real steps to deal with real problems.

[funkymonk]

Agreed on all points but, there are 2 "excuses" you excluded.

It's not legal in my country.
Regardless of how reputable an UGL may be, it's still an UGL. There's always the chance that what you get will be bunk, or worse, dangerous.

[Buddyguy]

There's always the chance/possibility for anything to happen. You goto man up and make it work

[spiralkut]

i stopped reading where you said your mother feeding you soy formula makes you UN-natural.

[Buddyguy]

i stopped reading where you said your mother feeding you soy formula makes you UN-natural.

I sense strong beta. It's natural to drink milk straight from the tit. But if u think its natural to drink artificial breast milk mass produced in a damn factory. Then the ignorance is strong with u brother

[spiralkut]

lol and how can you possibly compare that to taking steroids ? Which is what you are doing.

[Buddyguy]

Lol steroids are sex hormones.. What the hell do you think estrogen is?

[Buddyguy]

I don't care if its a muscle building hormone or a hormone that makes you retain water and get b*tch titties you've been exposed to man made chemicals and estrogens your whole life..