Is there an alternate way to ingest an IM steroid?

[moonbear]

m.imgur(dot)com/utKQdZ4 Just to prove I have a vial of ripped 200 and am not trolling. Seriously just want an answer to my question, please.
Will this stuff work at all topically, rectally or intranasal. Or any way besides injecting. Thanks.

[Docd187123]

You're saying they're IM, do you know what that means? If they're designed to be injected what makes you think there would be alternatives let alone those alternatives being effective.

[redz]

It won't survive the first pass through the liver.

[moonbear]

is there a way I can buy a cheap needle online? Are IM injections hard to do or painful?

[moonbear]

im gonna mix 1ml into a water bottle with a little water and squirt it up my ass hole. Doesn't rectal make it go straight to your bloodstream?

[RangerDanger830]

It won't survive the first pass through the liver.

He is trolling and double posting threads. He will show you a picture of Ripped 200 but he is not who he says he is. No one is this stupid. It is obviously someone who is very bored, although very good for a laugh.

[Hrothgar]

im gonna mix 1ml into a water bottle with a little water and squirt it up my ass hole. Doesn't rectal make it go straight to your bloodstream?

Oh shit this comment broke me ROFL

[redz]

Just stick the whole vial in your ass.

[slfmade]

I posted it in your other thread, but if you missed it here ya go!!!!

Here's the protocol we all use when we want to avoid IM injections. I'll spare you most of the science because to be honest; well, it's ahead of it's time. Get ready for the 1-2 PUNCH!!!!!!

Prep:

1. Remove the vial cap and rubber stopper. This can be done with a chisel, knife, pliers, etc. Just make sure not to cut yourself.

2. Let it sit open for 6 days next to the toilet.

3. You want to use the bathroom (#1 and #2) about 2-3 times each during that 6 days - the more the better.

4. LEAVE THE LID OFF OF THE TOILET SEAT THE ENTIRE TIME (it might smell, but this step is absolutely necessary)!!!

What steps 1-4 does is as the urine and excrement start to break down it will release e coli into the air. The e coli will then attack your ripped stack and break it down (I'll skip the science behind this because it's over everyone's head here including mine) so that you're able to administer the "1-2 PUNCH!!!!!"

After the 6 days of the chemical breakdown process you might notice what appears to be a large volume of black liquid in the vial. Many people confuse with with a massive bacteria colony (which in some respects it is) but this is EXACTLY what we want. We now know it's ready for the "1-2 PUNCH!!!!!"

Administration

Part 1:

1. Draw up 1ML into an oral syringe and administer half directly under the tongue (sublingually) and the other half you want to drink (orally) This will provide you with both an instant dose of "RIPPED" via sublingually and a nice steady time-release dose of it ORALLY.

W're not done though!!! That was only part 1 of the "1-2 PUNCH!!!!"

Part 2:

On the oral syringe you'll notice it has a nipple at the opening...Next draw up 1ML of "RIPPED" and insert this nipple in your dick hole (urethra). It's very small and the nipple is smooth so it won't hurt. Don't inject it yet. The next part is VERY IMPORTANT!!! You want to stick your middle finger up your ass (I know, it sounds weird and a little gay, but it's essential) and press your prostate forward. This will ensure maximum absorption. Next you want to forcefully inject the fluid into your pee hole. When I say forcefully I mean (HARD) you want to make sure the "RIPPED" goes through the urethra, into the prostate, then threw the vas deferens, into the epididymis and finally into the testicles. (There's a few more pathways I left out, but those were the important ones.) You can see now how forcefully this has to be.
My first time I inserted the oral syringe into my dick eye, stuck my finger in my ass, and placed my thumb securely on the plunger. I then pointed my dick at the wall and ran as hard and as fast as I could straight into the wall.....worked like a charm.
I've found other ways to make sure I get enough pressure for instance a nail gun (without the nail of course) jack hammer (you just wanta tap the button) etc. In the end everybody has to find their own way for what works best for them regarding pressure.

Last but not least. PCT...

Nolva - 40/20/20/20
Comid - 75/50/50/50

Follow these steps and you will be a monster BB'er just like the rest of us. I hope that was helpful.





Disclaimer: Don't do this. It won't work and it'll probably kill you!!!!! I'm just fvcking with you!

[moonbear]

Ranger danger your calling me a troll, have you looked at the picture? Its a bottle of ripped 200 next to your reply on my other thread... I have the ripped 200.

I mixed 2 ml with a little Dasani and squirted it in. Not even ****ing with you. It feels a little odd, but not painful or anything.

I don't know exactly how much ripped 200 is in my rectum currently, cause I see some oil on the side of the Dasani bottle where it ran down the bottle. But if any is absorbing, would I be able to tell? Like Id wake up with a hard on or extra energy? Or high blood pressure?

Well if it seems to work ill squirt more in. If not, ill rub some inside my nose and see if it works then.

How do you know that it doesn't work rectally? Or is it just that everyone prefers injecting over that?

Yeah its a little gross but... your not touching poop or anything... not painful either.

[David LoPan]

Hell, I thought that everyone takes juice up there bunghole. Beats better than putting in your veins. Heck this is the way I get drunk, put it up my butt!

[moonbear]

Are you joking or serious? I think I feel a change in blood pressure. I think its absorbing. Not sure but ill post an update as I go along

[redz]

Stick a finger in to see if it absorbed.

[scotty51312]

IF you lay on your stomach and place the drinking end of the disani bottle in your rectum and squeeze it all in, then go to sleep, you may wake up in a puddle but you will feel oddly refreshed and possibly a few lbs lighter

[moonbear]

the weird thing is you all think im trolling and im actually serious.

Can you just answer, why does no one administer it rectally? Just don't want to do that or because it honestly doesn't work?

[acetrentura]

No it doesn't work. Pin it and quit bitching.

[David LoPan]

Are you joking or serious? I think I feel a change in blood pressure. I think its absorbing. Not sure but ill post an update as I go along

I was serious. I dont know what will happen to your body by doing this. I bet not good. I hope you really didnt put it up your butt. There are oral steroid , why didnt you get them.

[Cuz]

Why dont you ask another forum see if they can help?

[moonbear]

because this is supposed to be the top steroid forum.

So let me get this straight, nobody KNOWS how this will affect you? You don't know if it will work or not at all?

I looked up skin absorption on Wikipedia, it says the scrotum has the best absorption followed by the armpits, then palms. I put 2ml in my palm, then rubbed it on my scrotum and forearms. My scrotum burns slightly but not painfully.

Is it naïve to think that at least a little of this will find its way to my bloodstream?

[moonbear]

"the rectal route bypasses around two thirds of the first-pass metabolism as the rectum's venous drainage is two thirds systemic (middle and inferior rectal vein) and one third portal (superior rectal vein). This means the drug will reach the circulatory system with significantly less alteration and in greater concentrations that the oral route" - Wikipedia.

This stuff is rectally bioavailable.

[Bonaparte]

Oil won't absorb through your large intestine, as it is made for reabsorbing water. This is why it won't work.
You're just going to give yourself diarrhea if you squirt too much oil up your ass.

[David LoPan]

because this is supposed to be the top steroid forum.

So let me get this straight, nobody KNOWS how this will affect you? You don't know if it will work or not at all?

I looked up skin absorption on Wikipedia, it says the scrotum has the best absorption followed by the armpits, then palms. I put 2ml in my palm, then rubbed it on my scrotum and forearms. My scrotum burns slightly but not painfully.

Is it naïve to think that at least a little of this will find its way to my bloodstream?

Yes I know, DONT PUT IT UP YOUR BUTT!!!! IT CAN KILL YOU!!! If you did this you do need to call 911 and U.S. call 1-800-222-1222 poison control. This stuff will mess with your heart and its the only one you have. AAS are not supposed to be in your blood stream in the amounts you put up your butt.

[altered genetics]

Drop it in your eye as eyedrops, it's most effective that way.

[David LoPan]

[moonbear]

well it didn't kill me and I feel fine. I still have 3/4 of the bottle left... guess ill just see how I feel when I wake up.

Do you guys feel different immediately when you inject this stuff or can you only tell when you see muscle growth?

[redz]

You should already have muscle growth.

[David LoPan]

well it didn't kill me and I feel fine. I still have 3/4 of the bottle left... guess ill just see how I feel when I wake up.

Do you guys feel different immediately when you inject this stuff or can you only tell when you see muscle growth?

You might feel fine now. Lets see if you have a heart attack tonight. Sell what you have left.

[moonbear]

who wants a mostly full bottle o ripped 200?

Why would I have a heart attack if it doesn't absorb rectally.

[Hrothgar]

If your dick isn't hard it didn't work.

[redz]

Stick a large object in there and it will absorb faster.

[moonbear]

is this a joke or is this a real indicator

[moonbear]

If your dick isn't hard it didn't work.

is this a joke or a real indicator?

[David LoPan]

who wants a mostly full bottle o ripped 200?

Why would I have a heart attack if it doesn't absorb rectally.

unless you put water up your butt and washed it out it absorbed. You will not get a hard on, you will get a heart attack.

[David LoPan]

Stick a large object in there and it will absorb faster.

You could put a tampon up you butt to get it to absorb so it will not enter your system

[David LoPan]

The hospital will up activated charcoal to stop the absorption. Its an oil based AAS so it will take sometime to absorb. I would call 911

[scotty51312]

Honestly, I don't believe enough of AAS could be absobed rectally to do anything. Even if it did, its esterfied so the amount of free substances wouldn't increase enough to ammount to anything for days.

To the OP honest advice stop being a jackass and if you feel the need to stick things in your ass don't put AAS there just ask a guy named DSM4LIFE in the lounge for advice

[ghettoboyd]

are you that much of a pvssy to spend a few bucks for some pins?...there dirt cheap man and what your doing is ridiculous...if it actually was a viable way of administering aas don't you think you would have gotten more positive feedback?...people are tooling on you because.....well your a tool...good luck and man up...

[XxAndreaxX]

I heard it can be absorbed when you pin in your ass, obviousy without needle. But I don’t know the absorption time and rate, so you have to find it out. There are many people out there that prefers take steroids that way because they are scared of pins. But, you have to find out how much you have to stay without going to the toilet. And, last thing, I don’t know if you can get any PIP in your ass from that stuff. Good luck bro, keep us informed.

[scotty51312]

speaking of tools ^

[RangerDanger830]

Just because you have a picture of a vial of AAS doesn't mean you aren't trolling. I could do the same thing and use any of my compounds as pseudo-evidence that I was serious. It's too late now, we have all fed the troll too much. This has been pretty entertaining to read though.