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  1. 12-11-2001, 07:51 AM #1
    Ranger Guest

    My Christmas Demise!!!

    Needless to say, when I posted this poem I wrote a few years ago.....heh heh heh. It landed me in quite alot of hot water on several boards.

    My how times have changed....New Christmas Poem will be out soon....Until then, enjoy the first...


    E2 and his Skank!

    Twas the night before the contest,
    And fuck it was neat.
    The sus 250 was kicking,
    And the whore was in heat!

    The computer was shut down,
    The phone was off the hook.
    It was time for some pussy,
    As my hard-on shook!

    The skank in her teddy,
    And I in the nude.
    Just hit the bed,
    And reached for the lube!

    When out on the lawn,
    There arose such a cry.
    That I lost my hard-on,
    And the skank went dry!

    Up to the window,
    I sprang like an elf.
    Tore back the shades,
    As skank fingered herself!

    The moon on the crest,
    Of the snowman I'd built.
    Showed a broom up his ass,
    Clear to the hilt!

    When what to my wondering,
    Eyes should appear.
    The Ranger from the Elite Board,
    Showing no fear!

    Rippled in muscle...
    6% body fat.
    Ranger stood grinning,
    From where he was at!

    He looked to his crotch,
    And gave it a rub.
    Laughed like hell,
    Then puked on my shrubs!

    I put on my pants,
    To cover my ass.
    When through the front door,
    He came in with a crash!

    Is this a whore house,
    He yelled with a smile.
    The T200 is rock'in,
    And it's been a while!

    He walked into the kitchen,
    Had GHB for a drink.
    Then pulled out his cock,
    And pissed in the sink!

    I wanted to laugh,
    The whore smiled with glee.
    Ole Ranger was hung,
    Clear down to his knee!

    He reached in his pocket,
    A box of condoms was his find.
    Then pulled out 6 pair of panties...
    The edible kind!

    He looked at the skank,
    And almost shit.
    Damn she's ugly,
    I think I'll split!

    He stumbled to his car,
    But his feet were like lead.
    Slipped on the ice,
    And farted instead!

    He started the car,
    It fired up without a hitch.
    I'm getting out of here E2...
    Your skank is a BITCH!!

    Ranger
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  2. 12-11-2001, 07:57 AM #2
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    Nice, bro.
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  3. 12-11-2001, 09:52 AM #3
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    lol thats some funny shit.. =o)
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  4. 12-11-2001, 10:08 AM #4
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    that was good lol

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  5. 12-11-2001, 10:13 AM #5
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    HAHA. LOL that was funny, what possesed you ro write that . LOL
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  6. 12-11-2001, 11:03 AM #6
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    loved it..that is some funny shit
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  7. 12-11-2001, 11:58 AM #7
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    Somehow I dont think that one is going to win the Walt Whitman Award or anything but but we luvzha anyway Ranger

    Cant wait for the new installment.
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  8. 12-11-2001, 12:06 PM #8
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  9. 12-11-2001, 12:17 PM #9
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    Who is E2, j/k
    On another board aforementioned gentleman said you were getting blow jobs from 90 year old toothless trailor trash, hehe, way to go, gum jobs rule.
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  10. 12-11-2001, 03:33 PM #10
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    What's even scarier Mr. Nobody, is the story E2 is talking about is true....GHB helps me with poems, but when I go out clubb'in....my standards drop somewhat....heh heh heh

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  11. 12-12-2001, 03:29 AM #11
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  12. 12-12-2001, 08:33 AM #12
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    ranger, i just want to tell you that your poetry makes my day! those are some funny poems...i knew they had to be drug induced!
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  13. 12-12-2001, 12:31 PM #13
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    LMAO!! Thats classic heh heh heh Nothing like a Ranger rhyme to bring in the holidays

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  14. 12-12-2001, 01:16 PM #14
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    LOL
    Very interesting and grafic!

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