Get this - my lifelong friend who lives in LA visited me for a week recently. She's the type to live in an "alternate" reality and believes in chem trails, Hillary Clinton is a lesbian that throws lesbian orgies on airplanes, pedophiles drinking blood of young boys in Arizona, etc. She sends me pictures of the sky with jet trails (condensation trails) and tells me they are chem trails. This used to be a typical conversation:
Me: Hey, how are you?
Her: I don't know, been feeling kinda out of it, these chem trails are really getting me down.
Me: Uhuh...
I had to tell her to stop it with the chem trails. Now she's pursuing a career in homeopathy. She follows this quack on YouTube who is a homeopathic "Dr", and believes every word he says. According to him every disease relates to being "acidic" and having clogged lymphs. She says he has a 90% success rate at curing any and all diseases. That's right; cancer, aids, herpes, and yes, even homosexuality. According to her, homosexuality is caused by parasites in the gut that spread by contact during anal sex. Now I'm straight as an arrow, but that seems a little crazy to me. And to think that ONE (HOMEOPATHIC) DOCTOR, that never went to med school, doesn't pull blood panels for his "patients," somehow can cure people of an array of diseases with simple herbs and a fruit diet. Interesting.
I told her in the car one day that if you believe jet condensation trails are chem trails, you'll believe anything. Kind of rude, maybe, but come on!
To tie this all into the steroids thing - she told me that even low testosterone can be cured (not treated, cured) with herbs and a diet change. So eating no meats, and eating just fruits and greens (with herbs) will push me back to 900 ng/Dl. Wow, if only I had known.
Ok, I feel better.