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    I was wondering if there was any place in Beijing where it would be easy for an English speaker to get tested for STDs. Also, if you do test positive, for something (other than HIV or Syphilis) would you get in trouble with the authorities?

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    How the fuck is this steroid related? I swear you damn trolls get dumber and dumber

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrkavin View Post
    I was wondering if there was any place in Beijing where it would be easy for an English speaker to get tested for STDs. Also, if you do test positive, for something (other than HIV or Syphilis) would you get in trouble with the authorities?
    They will beat you in the streets with a Singapore cane. They don't play around. Just posting your message is probably enough... don't answer the door for a bit, and listen for sounds of wire tapping on your phone calls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrkavin View Post
    I was wondering if there was any place in Beijing where it would be easy for an English speaker to get tested for STDs. Also, if you do test positive, for something (other than HIV or Syphilis) would you get in trouble with the authorities?
    If you're caught, the Chinese government will cut off your balls and force you to work in the Forbidden City.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    If you're caught, the Chinese government will cut off your balls and force you to work in the Forbidden City.
    I think that is just for the second offense?
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    Is it one ball at a time? Or do they cut both off with one swing of the axe?

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    Personally, I would wait until I got to a more reliable country or if you think have the clap, wait for the drip to start....then go to a more reliable country.
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