The second question . . .
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Originally posted by devgulp
2) I've been working out at a Golds Gym in Georgia for a few weeks, and there are a few guys i KNOW are using gear. How should i approach them about what they use, how they use it, and where they get it? I don't want to come off so they think i'm a narc and I don't want to make myself look like a complete ass. Any tips on how to approach them would be great!
I've never done HGH, Nic, so I'll leave that one to the guys with more experience.
As for the second question, I'm about to give away one of my secrets (Audience suddenly quiets down to a hush, like that investment commercial) . . .
You're not going to believe how simple this is (it's the kind of thing no one would normally think of, including me), but it will result in other gear users coming up to you - you won't even have to approach them. (Yeah, I know, the suspense builds . . .)
WEAR A BAND-AID. :lift:
(Tah-dah!!! Alright, try to keep the applause and cheers down a little . . .)
Seriously, bro. Wear a sleveless shirt, and put a band-aid on one of your upper arms - right on the delt muscle. Or, if you're wearing shorts, put a band-aid on one of your outer upper legs - right on the quad.
Think about it for a moment . . . If you have a band-aid on your inner elbow, what does it mean? Obviously, that you just had some lab work done. And if you wear a band-aid on your delt or quad, what does it mean? Obviously, that you recently had an injection. And if you happen to be at a gym and have had an injection, what might it indicate? (All together now, "Juice!")
I'd like to tell you that I thought this one up intentionally, but I didn't. I did an injection in the left delt a couple of weeks ago, and since I always swab the site before and after injecting, there was a little bleeding afterwards. So I slapped a band-aid on and, without thinking about it, headed for the gym. Two people actually asked me about the band-aid - subtle, but you could get their drift, and I found two new bro's. ("Damn," I thought, "this communicates more than a freakin' tattoo!")
So try it . . . "The TNT Band-Aid Test." Or, depending on what you shoot, "The TNT Band-Aid Test Test." :D
And your point is? (Hee-hee!)
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Originally posted by primodonna
But that means I would have to put one on my glute and wear a thong to train in... :confused:
I wouldn't worry about that, Primodonna . . . I can't think of one guy who would complain. :blush:
But you'll notice that I didn't make the same suggestion to devgulp. :D