At 6' 285 I am clinically obese.
To all the doctors and their BMI Calculators I say Fuk You!
I have to go to my primary physician this week to get a letter stating that I am not Obese for a life insurance policy.
D
Anabolic Member
At 6' 285 I am clinically obese.
To all the doctors and their BMI Calculators I say Fuk You!
I have to go to my primary physician this week to get a letter stating that I am not Obese for a life insurance policy.
D
The Redneck Queen of the Lounge
LMAO
You fat bastard.
Anabolic Member
nice I just love the way the Md's education has really paid off
Productive Member
285 on someone who is 6' is considered obese?
Anabolic Member
Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
Yes it is.
Technically if you are 20% heavier than what the 'Magic' chart says you are clinically obese.
D
Respected Member
You need help bro. I hear good things about Atkins.
Female Member
Hell, last time I went to the doc I had to talk him into giving me a bodyfat test...hehe, naturally then paid for by insurance...just to prove I wasn't, my lean mass weighs more than a HEALTHY girl my height should....sheesh!
Anabolic Member
You need help bro. I hear good things about Atkins.
I know....Maybe the case of Snickers I leave next to the bed shouldn't be there.
D
Associate Member
You actually have to get something from the doc for insurance...lol...Sorry to laugh but I love it. Can't believe that they don't take BF% into account.
F.I.L.F.
It's some stupid chart that's 20 years old that takes into account that all people are skinny, weak, nonathletic wimps. B.F and muscle % aren't even factored. Moronic!
Anabolic Member
You need help bro. I hear good things about Atkins.
I heard body for life is awsome bro
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Have I ever told you that I am a nationally certified, expert bodyfat certifier? For a nominal fee I will be happy to provide you with a certification that I have personally checked your bodyfat levels and you are not obese.
hehehe
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Respected Member
I think you should go down to your insurance agent's office, call him/her out into the parking lot while you repeatedly deadlift and drop the rear end of his car while screaming 'You think I'm f*cking obese??'
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
Better yet, run down to the insurance office in posing trunks. Bust out a few poses and say does this look obese to you?
Respected Member
Maybe he should put both of our ideas together, now that would be a scary sight.
Retired Vet
Step away from the Pizza...
Everything is gonna be OK...
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Now there's something for the 6 o'clock news!!!!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
Registered User
http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/bmi.htm
Check out ur own body mass today.
I am also "Obese".............Bastards!!!!LMFAO
Anabolic Member
Have I ever told you that I am a nationally certified, expert bodyfat certifier? For a nominal fee I will be happy to provide you with a certification that I have personally checked your bodyfat levels and you are not obese.
Would I have to be naked?
Where do you take the measurments from?
Be careful with that Caliper!
LOL
D
Senior Member
You need help bro. I hear good things about Atkins.
Anabolic Member
I was freakin pissed when I posted this.....now I'm laughing about it.
BTW, I called my Dr. to set up an appointment and she laughed her a$$ off and said there was no need for me to come in. She would just write something up and send it.
D
AR-Hall of Famer
hahaha welcome in the club
on my military file it says "morbidely obese"
im leaner than half of the canadian forces **** it
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
I have to join the club. According to that page I'm obese to.http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/bmi.htm
Check out ur own body mass today.
I am also "Obese".............Bastards!!!!LMFAO
Senior Member
don't worry diesal, your not alone!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
See... that's where you go wrong. Caliper's just don't work. I have my own touch test that is 100% accurate.
And yes...you gotta be naked!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Member
I'm in I'm in!!!See... that's where you go wrong. Caliper's just don't work. I have my own touch test that is 100% accurate
And yes...you gotta be naked!
Anabolic Member
i'm just overweight..
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL Ok I guess I better start behaving myself.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Anabolic Member
See... that's where you go wrong. Caliper's just don't work. I have my own touch test that is 100% accurate
And yes...you gotta be naked!
I think it just moved.
D
Elite Hall Of Fame ~ RIP ~
I'm probably in that same category with you...Just so happens I can bench 2 times my bodyweight though...
Banned
well now that is depressing....geez Im also obese...I got bigger tittys they she does!!
actually my doc is really cool..says that just so long at his caiplers don't go over or near 20% your fine...but to me 20% is kinda cutting it close to a custom Mac and Don's coronary bi-pass..
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
I'm scared!I think it just moved.
D
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Respected Member
Banned
82nd percentile and overweight...those things are a fukkin joke...i cant belive people probably think this is something that give an accurate reading of your weight condition?
Member
If you think you are obese check this guy out! At least you don't have to do this to get life insurance! If easily offended or shocked do not click on this link -
http://poetry.rotten.com/tummy-tuck/
Female Member
Diesel, if I use that formula, I'm obese too! 5', 132lbs!!! But they don't ask what size I wear (1 or 3 !!!)
Don't worry, you are not! Except if you gained alot since the last time we met,,, Sometimes men are doing a sympatic pregnancy! Wich I doubt it's your case! lol!
LG
I don't beleive in luck, only work can bring us to reach the top!
Senior Member
That chart is funny. Im supposed to weigh 175lbs.
When I jump on the scale at the Docs office im sure they are like WTF look at the fat ass, but when I take my shirt off its all good
Banned
yea the nutritional scales for ht and wt are super wrong, id be almost 100lbs over my ideal wt for my ht..lol
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