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  1. 07-07-2004, 06:25 PM #1
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    Can I get an Amen? The Worst 5 minutes in the day is

    After you get done taking a big crap...the worst part is the 5 minutes it takes for your hole to shrink back to normal size.... feels like my asshole is just sucking wind
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    lol, when you are going though doesnt it feel great?
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    sick ass!!
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    does it whistle when the wind blows...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    After you get done taking a big crap...the worst part is the 5 minutes it takes for your hole to shrink back to normal size.... feels like my asshole is just sucking wind
    Willis...you need to lay off the drugs bro.
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  6. 07-07-2004, 06:37 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Willis...you need to lay off the drugs bro.
    Too bad everybody doesn't know about that one! ROTFLMFAO!

    Mass, you really set yourself up for a remark about your sexual orientation, but I am above such crude comments...I'll leave that to somebody like...nope, he's away at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellin
    Too bad everybody doesn't know about that one! ROTFLMFAO!

    Mass, you really set yourself up for a remark about your sexual orientation, but I am above such crude comments...I'll leave that to somebody like...nope, he's away at the moment.
    the short jokes get old after awhile
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  8. 07-07-2004, 06:45 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    the short jokes get old after awhile
    That was one hell of a response!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    the short jokes get old after awhile
    As does changing ppl's avatars and titles,I'm sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    As does changing ppl's avatars and titles,I'm sure.
    i wish i could figure out how to make an avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swellin
    Too bad everybody doesn't know about that one! ROTFLMFAO!

    Mass, you really set yourself up for a remark about your sexual orientation, but I am above such crude comments...I'll leave that to somebody like...nope, he's away at the moment.
    Well I'm not.....Mass....you're a MO. J/J hahahahahahahahaha
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    That's when u know you've spent too much time in the slammer with a fellow named 'Bubba'... j/p Mass...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    That's when u know you've spent too much time in the slammer with a fellow named 'Bubba'... j/p Mass...
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    lmao what goes on in your head?!
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    ok mass...
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    he changes ppl's stuff??!!!

    what a freak!!! lol
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    Nah...not bizarre...normal...if this place didn't have one thread a day that didn't reference poop in one form or another....the universe as we know it would collapse!!

    besides...it is informative...I now know im not the only one who can whistle its a small world after taking a dump..
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    The worst is when the shlt is bigger than your ass and an hour later, you still feel like you have been ass-raped. Ah good times.....
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    well with that said..I think that covers all the bases...nasty...
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    mart + astroglide = 5 minutes extra..
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    uhhh....i think we need pics......
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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbathegut


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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    After you get done taking a big crap...the worst part is the 5 minutes it takes for your hole to shrink back to normal size.... feels like my asshole is just sucking wind

    wow, did you actually start this thread?


    actually I have had my ass sing like mariah carey once
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