The article was awesome. Totally and completely awesome. I laughed, I cried, and I said "what the ****" like 462 times I think. She makes some outstanding comments about her past relationships. Something about her kissing frogs up until now to find her prince. The best part is that his ex is 8 months preggers with their second child and neither Britney, nor her family are picking up any red flags whatsoever. If Father Time has taught us nothing else, it's that popstars hooking up with their back-up dancers always works out. Good for her.