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  1. 07-14-2004, 08:42 PM #1
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    Exclamation Holy **** Fartman!!!!!

    I just took a crap and it was one turd and that thing was like 20 inches long. I should of saved it to show it off, but I flushed it.
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  2. 07-14-2004, 08:43 PM #2
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    u shoulda just took pics and posted em...
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    ahhh thats sad, poor terd needed its 15 minutes of fame
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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbathegut
    ahhh thats sad, poor terd needed its 15 minutes of fame
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    you coulda posted it on a site i think its called, ratemypoo.com.. then u shoulda showed us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I just took a crap and it was one turd and that thing was like 20 inches long. I should of saved it to show it off, but I flushed it.
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  7. 07-14-2004, 08:49 PM #7
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    That's cool, you're sh*ttin' dubs!


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    too bad for mr. henke
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    do u have spinners on that log?
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatmark
    you coulda posted it on a site i think its called, ratemypoo.com.. then u shoulda showed us!
    LOL..true bro..he might have won as well.
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  11. 07-14-2004, 09:18 PM #11
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    www.ratemypoo.com, dude 20 inches is pretty nice, but wahta bout the thickness bro? we need more details, how do we know it wasn af ucking noodle man. hahAHA
    dude ther is nothign like the satisfying dukie of the night, its the best feeling getting off the john after your done. last night i had to lower myself with ym arms ont he ****ter cause my legs were so dead from squats! talk about a good tricep workout.. hahah jk
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    its quality if it was that long and floated also!! floaters are impressive....
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    LMFAO...you guys are killing me.
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  14. 07-14-2004, 09:24 PM #14
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    dude how big is your toilet bowl, it would have to be huge for it to float a 20 incher, i need one of those man that must be awsome to look at your own artwork after a glorious dukie good job? did it swirl around like an ice cream machine does? good luck with future ****tings
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  15. 07-15-2004, 02:08 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by worldknown
    www.ratemypoo.com, dude 20 inches is pretty nice, but wahta bout the thickness bro? we need more details, how do we know it wasn af ucking noodle man. hahAHA
    Bro, I wouldn't waste your time if it wasn't top quality. It was fat and it curved around to fit in the bowel, and had at least 4 inches coming out of the water.
    This was a once in a lifetime turd. Haleys Comet or Jesus even, will probaly be back before I let another one of these out. I need to stop BS'ing around and get a digital camera.
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  16. 07-15-2004, 04:11 AM #16
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    hmmm...

    aren't germans and the japanese really into scat?

    oh - and did you see any corn, peanuts, or red peppers in the turd?

    i want to start saving all my turds up in mason jars and cateloging them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
    oh - and did you see any corn, peanuts, or red peppers in the turd?
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    Nope. Pure 100% Grade A USDA sh!t.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I just took a crap and it was one turd and that thing was like 20 inches long. I should of saved it to show it off, but I flushed it.
    EWWWWW......



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  19. 07-15-2004, 06:09 AM #19
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    haha

    hey babygirl i found a sound clip of the turd as it slid out of his anal ring:

    http://www.fartgreetings.com/wav/longfart.wav

    download it, close your eyes, and imagine the sight of a hot, steamy 20 incher splashing down into that bowl....



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  20. 07-15-2004, 03:01 PM #20
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    haha

    haha bump
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  21. 07-15-2004, 11:44 PM #21
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    i wish i would have one soon that i can show off...
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