How well do you know each other? 2 Facts, 1 Lie Can You Find the Lie?

[Fat Guy]

O.K. this is my 101 post, so I thought would do something special if you guys want to play? Here it is: You post two general facts about yourself and then you post a lie and mix it up. Then, the other members try to figure out the lie. In a later post, you reveal the lie.
Example: Me (aka Fat Guy)
1. I am fat
2. I played football in college.
3. I was kicked out of every high school in my school district as a kid.

Which one do you think is the lie?

If you think I’m lame, I already know, but thanks!

[PrairieDawg]

2...

[Fat Guy]

2...

You got it...I don't know sh*t about football. Good job...

[dirtdawg]

1, think you are skinny

[decadbal]

you dont know **** about football, what are you a woman....

[50%Natural]

you dont know **** about football, what are you a woman....

or european?

[decadbal]

or european?

isnt that the same thing?lol jk

[Isaiah1SAS]

1. I'm probably funnier than you are and if not I'm funnier looking.
2. I can pilot aircraft. I can take-off and fly, however, I have never landed.
3. I have climbed Mount Everest.


Let's see... #1, #2, or #3.....mmmmm.... how about a clue....

[AandF6969]

3....

[Tryin2getHUGE]

isnt that the same thing?lol jk

No offense europe but that was funny. LOL

[dirtdawg]

1. I'm probably funnier than you are and if not I'm funnier looking.
2. I can pilot aircraft. I can take-off and fly, however, I have never landed.
3. I have climbed Mount Everest.


Let's see... #1, #2, or #3.....mmmmm.... how about a clue....

i call bs on all 3

[Isaiah1SAS]

i call bs on all 3

1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

2. I can play the trumpet.

3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

[dirtdawg]

1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

2. I can play the trumpet.

3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

since you were born in 1958, i belive number 3, so i call bs on no. 1

[PrairieDawg]

You got it...I don't know sh*t about football. Good job...

whats my prize?

[Isaiah1SAS]

whats my prize?

You get to cross the street safely ? If he won't help you, I will. We're both trained cross walk guards.

[twosocks40]

You get to cross the street safely ? If he won't help you, I will. We're both trained cross walk guards.

Isiah1sas, you either:

1. Hit your head VERY hard at an early age.
2. Grew up a normal child and had a good life.
3. Had a seizure that numbed half of your brain.

One of these is not true.

-B

[Fat Guy]

1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

2. I can play the trumpet.

3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

LMAO

[PrairieDawg]

You get to cross the street safely ? If he won't help you, I will. We're both trained cross walk guards.

that one made me laugh

[Steroids101]

1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

2. I can play the trumpet.

3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

You don't play the trumpet you big liar.

[iNvid]

that one made me laugh

LOL same here.

[Fat Guy]

whats my prize?

A Date with my sister!
Here is her web pic, but you better be over 18 before you check it out!
http://www.ampland.com/humor/04/0521.html

[Prime]

How does she ****?

[PrairieDawg]

A Date with my sister!
Here is her web pic, but you better be over 18 before you check it out!
http://www.ampland.com/humor/04/0521.html

oh god, you suck!

[Juggernaut]

All right I'll play:

1. I turn 40 this year and I have yet to do a cycle
2. I played football with Brett farve
3. I drove a race car in the Indy 500

[Maraxus]

hmmmm, I will have to go with number..............3

[Juggernaut]

1. I'm a former Cross Walk Guard.

2. I can play the trumpet.

3. I spotted Noah's Ark with a pair of binoculars from near earth orbit while crewing a soviet space craft. I executed a HALO parachute jump from the orbiting soviet space craft and landed on Noah's Ark and I have a splinter in my foot to prove it.

I call BS on Number 2....there's no way you would have enough time to learn to play the trumpet if you're a Cross Walk Guard.......that's serious work there. hahaha

[Juggernaut]

hmmmm, I will have to go with number..............3

****! that was quick...........*snatches up ball* I'm going home now! hahahaha

[monstercojones]

#3...


here goes...

1) I drank a bottle of vodka in less than 10 seconds.
2) I have a tattoo on my back.
3) I like cake.

where's the lie?

[Juggernaut]

#3...


here goes...

1) I drank a bottle of vodka in less than 10 seconds.
2) I have a tattoo on my back.
3) I like cake.

where's the lie?

Number 3? I'm pretty sure you hate cake....except if it's swimming in vodka. hahaha

[decadbal]

Isiah1sas, you either:

1. Hit your head VERY hard at an early age.
2. Grew up a normal child and had a good life.
3. Had a seizure that numbed half of your brain.

One of these is not true.

-B

im gonna go with 2....

[Mart651]

Here is mine

1 I have two children

2 I own a buisness

3 I am a democrat

[Maraxus]

3!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mart651]

3!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky guess!!

[monstercojones]

Number 3? I'm pretty sure you hate cake....except if it's swimming in vodka. hahaha

good call...

[medic23]

yeah

[Maraxus]

hmmm, i would have to say 1!!!

[medic23]

Haha wrong my southfla brother, its 3. its always number 3

[bermich]

1 My screen name is Bermich

2 This thread is GAY

3 I have 12 legs.

[medic23]

alwyas number 3 like i said

[kc]

this looks fun...

1) I am a chick
2) I graduated college
3) I can leg press over 500