Almost got killed

[Lozgod]

How many times have you almost got killed.

I been shot
Was in a car that flipped 6 times
Was electrocuted and fell 26 feet from a casino ceiling

I think thats it.

[Butch]

How many times have you almost got killed.

I been shot
Was in a car that flipped 6 times
Was electrocuted and fell 26 feet from a casino ceiling

I think thats it.

**** bro you sure your not a cat?

[Lozgod]

**** bro you sure your not a cat?

Pretty sure I'm not. However here's some irony. They all happened in that order and they happened in:
December 96
December 97
December 98

[statuZ]

where did you get shot bro, **** loz you are a crazy mother ****er! keep trucking bro

[Lozgod]

where did you get shot bro, **** loz you are a crazy mother ****er! keep trucking bro

South Jersey. As far as body part the leg, but if I didn't swing at the gun it would of been my chest.

[houseofpain]

South Jersey. As far as body part the leg, but if I didn't swing at the gun it would of been my chest.

**** bro be careful, your almost out of lives.

[statuZ]

South Jersey. As far as body part the leg, but if I didn't swing at the gun it would of been my chest.

how do you get in these positions you crazed man.

[Demon Deacon]

I almost die every single day when i am out on the motorcycle. ****ing drivers cut me off everysingle day and one day i am going down again. I have been down 3 times now but i keep getting up and nothing will change that.

[SportsMedVIP]

South Jersey. As far as body part the leg, but if I didn't swing at the gun it would of been my chest.

A mugging? A bad deal? PM me if you don't want to post it out loud.

[Lozgod]

A mugging? A bad deal? PM me if you don't want to post it out loud.

Attempted mugging. Tried to rob me for my boots and coat and I wouldn't give it up. They never got it, the gun went off and they ran. They were lucky they did, I was about to bleed all over them.

[statuZ]

Attempted mugging. Tried to rob me for my boots and coat and I wouldn't give it up. They never got it, the gun went off and they ran. They were lucky they did, I was about to bleed all over them.

rofl why wouldnt you give them yer boots and coat? haha its not worth risking your life over its just a pair of boots and a coat

[SportsMedVIP]

Attempted mugging. Tried to rob me for my boots and coat and I wouldn't give it up. They never got it, the gun went off and they ran. They were lucky they did, I was about to bleed all over them.

Their own gun shot scared them huh? Pussies. If only you knocked it out of their hands and gunned them down. That would have been much more fun.

[Lozgod]

rofl why wouldnt you give them yer boots and coat? haha its not worth risking your life over its just a pair of boots and a coat

Round here they will get what they want then shoot you anyway.

[statuZ]

Round here they will get what they want then shoot you anyway.

well i guess you did the right thing, and who would want to **** with lozgod anyway

[SKiN]

Couple times....

Car accident
4wheeler accident
couple other really stupid incidents

[chances]

- Lost count how many times I've been shot at in and out of the service.
- Stabbed in hand to hand combat during Gulf War I.
- Blown up by a grenade. Ears rang for a week on that one. Only took a few small pieces of shrapnel. Also during GWI.
- Hit a tree during a night HALO jump and broke my foot.
- Got unbalanced and landed on my head rappeling 80ft. out of helo.
- Been in some pretty sketchy situations at work.

My friend once said that I am not happy unless my job is trying to kill me.

chance

[BWhitaker]

Well one time i was mugging this dude and somehow my gun went off....it scared the **** out of me. The bullet could have hit me, but it hit the other dude in the leg.

[MMC78]

I pissed off BDTR but survived. Does that count?

[Lozgod]

Well one time i was mugging this dude and somehow my gun went off....it scared the **** out of me. The bullet could have hit me, but it hit the other dude in the leg.

WOW! Good thing it didn't hit you. You should of killed that other guy for scaring you like that.

[BrLifter17]

ive been in two car accidents that could have killed me or at least cost a leg or two. was in a bad storm in a plane and thought i would die. that wasnt fun

[BWhitaker]

WOW! Good thing it didn't hit you. You should of killed that other guy for scaring you like that.

i would have, but i had poo poo in my pants...thats why i needed yours....cough cough i mean the other guys

[Lozgod]

i would have, but i had poo poo in my pants...thats why i needed yours....cough cough i mean the other guys

That other guy sounds like a bad ass mother fuker.

[BWhitaker]

That other guy sounds like a bad ass mother fuker.

Oh he was a bad ass mother fuker....but he was also kissing guys...it was wierd.

[SportsMedVIP]

Well one time i was mugging this dude and somehow my gun went off....it scared the **** out of me. The bullet could have hit me, but it hit the other dude in the leg.

[Animal Cracker]

too many times to list them all-most of the time due to my own negluigence-or being a jackass...

[Animal Cracker]

Well one time i was mugging this dude and somehow my gun went off....it scared the **** out of me. The bullet could have hit me, but it hit the other dude in the leg.

LMAO!

[Lozgod]

Oh he was a bad ass mother fuker....but he was also kissing guys...it was wierd.

Was it Ru Paul? He's hot.

[Philliagorillia]

Ate the tuna suprise back in highschool, it managed to make 75 other students really sick. Almost got mowed down by a crazy taxi driver in london while i was walkin to another pub, ehh i've had a few more scares dont really remember too much of them though....

[palme]

Bike accident the day before my birthday this summer and a really uggly fight when i was 15 or 16, got stomped in the face by 2 guys. That kinda scared me.

[Philliagorillia]

Ohh i forgot to add that i lit the curtains on fire when i was 6...

[Philliagorillia]

you pussy... I lit my whole living room on fire when i was 15...

C"mon man gimme some credit i was 6....

[Lozgod]

and a really uggly fight when i was 15 or 16, got stomped in the face by 2 guys.

That sucks, that happened to me once at a party. I went to this party and I was the only white guy, my boys were on the other side of the house and this punk got in my face and said I beat up his brother in school and hit me in the face, I hit him and then his boys jumped in, then after like a long minute my boys saw what was going on and we got in their asses but after the adreniline wore off I was pretty banged up, my whole face was swollen. Someone had hit me from the back real hard and dropped me and when I was on the ground this boy kicked me hard as hell square in my face with a timberland. Back then though I deserved it, I think Karma had alot to do with it. I was an asshole then.

[Maraxus]

Mass' mom tried to roll untop of me when i was through with her. Scariest thing ever.

[Prime]

i choked on a plum stone once.

[Surferboy]

In two months, I was t-boned by a car going about 50 mph, t-boned on the other side of my car by a drunk driver going about 45 mph and to cap it all off two months later me and some buddies crashed an Ultimate Warlock Offshore racing boat into a bridge, head on going 95 mph. I was ready for that year to be over.

[Prime]

In two months, I was t-boned by a car going about 50 mph, t-boned on the other side of my car by a drunk driver going about 45 mph and to cap it all off two months later me and some buddies crashed an Ultimate Warlock Offshore racing boat into a bridge, head on going 95 mph. I was ready for that year to be over.

Reming me never to get in a veichle with you!

[Butch]

- Lost count how many times I've been shot at in and out of the service.
- Stabbed in hand to hand combat during Gulf War I.
- Blown up by a grenade. Ears rang for a week on that one. Only took a few small pieces of shrapnel. Also during GWI.
- Hit a tree during a night HALO jump and broke my foot.
- Got unbalanced and landed on my head rappeling 80ft. out of helo.
- Been in some pretty sketchy situations at work.

My friend once said that I am not happy unless my job is trying to kill me.

chance

**** bro....thank God you servived.

[floyd_turbo]

stopped counting.

[Elliot]

So many construction accidents.. never went to the hospital though.. i think the worst one was falling 3 floors down right on my back.. Got up and kept on truckin!@

[Panzerfaust]

Mine:

Born with embilical cord wraaped around my neck.

Age 3 was attacked by a chihuaua (sp?)

Age 7 fell out of a moving truck going 55mph.

Age 7 fell out of a huge tree.

Age 11 bought got gang banged by a bunch of brothas.

Age 17 hit by car (car dealer driving of all things, oh well was'nt his car)

Age 21 Alcohol poisoning.


So far so good i guess.