If I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole
I'D FART
Mean People Suck
Nice People Swallow
Lost Your Cat?
Try Looking Under My Tires
CATS...
The Other White Meat
Horn Broke...
WATCH FOR FINGER
I Still Miss My Ex...
But My Aim Is Improving
I Am Trying To See Things From Your Perspective
But I Can't Get My Head That Far Up My ASS!!!
My Boss Is Just Like A Diaper:
Always On My Ass And Always Full Of Shit
I Drink Grape Juice
Because O.J. Kills
Keep Honking...
I Am Reloading
If You Don't Like The Way I'm Drive
Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT
Smile If You Are Not Wearing Any Underwear
AND MY FAVOURITE ONE OF ALL TIME!!!
Save A Tree...
EAT A BEAVER!!!