
Originally Posted by
Juggy Snout
SIR! I was an orphan.......had me dear mum lasted but another year I might not have ended up working in a coal mine by the age of 4 but alas that was not to be the case. I want nor need your pitty but any money you happen to have lying about would be greatly appreciated. But as I can see form that tiny little heart you suffer with this will not happen so please allow me to say to you, on behalf of all orphans,..........may you be sold into slavery for the tidy sum of one lima bean.