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BigGreen
education, or lack there of: Educated and shaped to become a man at the finest New England boarding school. Rest assured that the title of the school contained the terms "prep", "academy", "day school" and "field". From there it was on to the LAST ivy to admit women (and the fact that I contend this was a dreadful change should serve only to bolster my application) for four years of doing nothing, knowing full well my pedigree, my daddy and my trust fund would do more than four years of higher education ever would.
hates, important, being an elitiest you must have a hatred for almost everything: I only hate that which I perceive as being 'below' me. That being said, I hate everything but my father, my trust fund and my pedigree.
bodybuilding knowledge, it only pertains to the site, we share and enjoy, so u must be a enthusiast: I often toss around terms such as 'amino acids', 'gym', 'hypertrophy' and 'eccentric phase' in everyday conversation to tout my bodybuilding knowledge.
shoe size: 14
pinky ring finger size: no self respecting elitist wears a pinky ring any longer, so I couldn't say.
estimation of amount of peanut butter youve eatin n your life. jars, or lbs: I would estimate well over 1,000 jars...though I would be hard pressed to estimate what amount of that was eaten, what amount was placed in the servants shoes as a joke, and what amount was used to trick the dog into licking my ass.
max on core lifts..dead, bench, squat and wrist curls..: all over 315lbs...anything more detailed than that would simply constitute poor taste. An elitist never mentions the numbers of his core lifts or his bank account when such information might be heard or read by dirty, stinking non-elitists.
1mile run time: I don't time my runs. I run simply for the joy of a runner's high. But, I can tell you that if I leave immediately after tea is served, I am back before biscuits are served.
type of internet car u drive: I've never driven. When my driver drives me places, it's a simple lincoln continental with some modifications. I don't like to attract attention.
how many internet badasses have you beaten up, names and dates required: I have owned Juggy fairly continuously from August 2002 to present.
why american elitiest doe it better(essay 35words or less): Because, quite simply, AMERICA: FVCK YEAH!!
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