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    Accepting Elite Elitiest applications

    without consulting my fellow Elitiest. Jonnytour, We have decided to open our ranks to 10 new members, so applications must begin here.. Plz as many PMs with payoffs or sexual favors as possible.

    education, or lack there of
    hates, important, being an elitiest you must have a hatred for almost everything
    bodybuilding knowledge, it only pertains to the site, we share and enjoy, so u must be a enthusiast
    shoe size
    pinky ring finger size
    estimation of amount of peanut butter youve eatin n your life. jars, or lbs
    Amount of whip cream use on yourself or others
    max on core lifts..dead, bench, squat and wrist curl
    Amount of Mcdonalds eaten every month
    type of internet car u drive
    how many internet badasses have you beaten up, names and dates required
    why american elitiest doe it better(essay 35words or less)
    if your from America, why Canada is better than USA (this is non nego..)
    WOMEN ENCOURAGED TO APPLY

    after goign over the apps, we shall snottingly pic 10 new members and then allow you to "turn over" into this lavish lifestyle of internet richs..

    Lol

    let the games begin..

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    and he speaks of being elite.. what an oxymoron..

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    Being Canadian automatically makes you an un-elitist. So bugger off poser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    Being Canadian automatically makes you an un-elitist. So bugger off poser.
    im afraid your attempt to rejoin the small society myself and a few others are encircled with is denied. sorry, now go eat some ramen noodles, its my understanding they are a delicacy in trailor parks..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    im afraid your attempt to rejoin the small society myself and a few others are encircled with is denied. sorry, now go eat some ramen noodles, its my understanding they are a delicacy in trailor parks..
    Actually we just purchased all Canadian trailor parks for our servants.. we do not wish them to have quarters in our home. The queen of England pointed out how unappropriate it was

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Actually we just purchased all Canadian trailor parks for our servants.. we do not wish them to have quarters in our home. The queen of England pointed out how unappropriate it was
    anyone who associates with the queen shall never be of pure blood, for she is a whore and not worthy of our titles and accolades..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    anyone who associates with the queen shall never be of pure blood, for she is a whore and not worthy of our titles and accolades..
    Ohhh boy lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    anyone who associates with the queen shall never be of pure blood, for she is a whore and not worthy of our titles and accolades..
    Please watch yourself. My mom is actually a decendent of the royal family. You are a very funny guy but that was actually a bit offensive

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    If you insignifigants actually understood the money elite Canadians have.. but you can't count that high.. not your fault...

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    If you insignifigants actually understood the money elite Canadians have.. but you can't count that high.. not your fault...

    this maybe true.. but convert what i have in my pocket to canadian money and my pocket change outweights ur turst fund..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    this maybe true.. but convert what i have in my pocket to canadian money and my pocket change outweights ur turst fund..
    Hahah tru enough eh.. nice to see our dollar coming up a bit.. Now I can come back to Florida for winters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    this maybe true.. but convert what i have in my pocket to canadian money and my pocket change outweights ur turst fund..
    There was a day when ours was worth more you know ... and that day will come again...

    Today's ER is at: 0.8177

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    There was a day when ours was worth more you know ... and that day will come again...

    Today's ER is at: 0.8177

    like it matters.. serf..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    like it matters.. serf..
    You calling me a slave Boiee?!?...

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    eh Elliot.. u want a beer eh?

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    Im aboot to stick my boot in your ass.

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    Cant we all just get along

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    I do not appreciate the use of my name in this thread. I would never lay claim to the title of "Elite". This however does not mean that I am not proud of all that I have accomplished.

    I am also proud to be a Canadian.....Therefore, Maraxus, please keep the Canuk hating comments to your narrow minded self!! You'll have quite a suprise when Canada invades the U.S. while you have sent all your defenses to fight in wars that never involved you in the first place, which seems to be an American strength. While all your "boys" are off fighting, we lowly Canadians will just walk in and take over using only our hockey sticks. You will be one of the first we single out for scientific experimentation (ie. pain tolerance in panzy @ss Ameicans, lack of knowledge, brain inactivity, tolerance level to our beer which will do strange and crazy things to you, etc.)

    In conclusion.......I AM CANADIAN!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnytour
    I do not appreciate the use of my name in this thread. I would never lay claim to the title of "Elite". This however does not mean that I am not proud of all that I have accomplished.

    I am also proud to be a Canadian.....Therefore, Maraxus, please keep the Canuk hating comments to your narrow minded self!! You'll have quite a suprise when Canada invades the U.S. while you have sent all your defenses to fight in wars that never involved you in the first place, which seems to be an American strength. While all your "boys" are off fighting, we lowly Canadians will just walk in and take over using only our hockey sticks. You will be one of the first we single out for scientific experimentation (ie. pain tolerance in panzy @ss Ameicans, lack of knowledge, brain inactivity, tolerance level to our beer which will do strange and crazy things to you, etc.)

    In conclusion.......I AM CANADIAN!!!

    as soon as i saw the i am canadian part i ignored your post.. this another reason why you shouldnt write in caps..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnytour
    In conclusion.......I AM CANADIAN!!!
    I hate to hear that Bro,

    Perhaps there is a support group, or something like that, where you can go .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    I hate to hear that Bro,

    Perhaps there is a support group, or something like that, where you can go .....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    I hate to hear that Bro,

    Perhaps there is a support group, or something like that, where you can go .....


    OG

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    WTF is 'elite' about being American?
    At least you aspire to be elite I suppose, by speaking the language of the one true elite race, the English.
    Bow down colonial scum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    WTF is 'elite' about being American?
    At least you aspire to be elite I suppose, by speaking the language of the one true elite race, the English.
    Bow down colonial scum!

    Ey mate how about u suck on a big one.. being in the near proximety of france makes u a panssy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliot
    Ey mate how about u suck on a big one.. being in the near proximety of france makes u a panssy..
    How eloquent!
    Weren't you one of the guys running Canada down? I'd say that Canada is in your 'proximity' - seeing as you're attached to it simpleton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    WTF is 'elite' about being American?
    At least you aspire to be elite I suppose, by speaking the language of the one true elite race, the English.
    Bow down colonial scum!


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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    WTF is 'elite' about being American?
    At least you aspire to be elite I suppose, by speaking the language of the one true elite race, the English.
    Bow down colonial scum!
    Oh Hell, now we got to hear from the D@mn English.....

    As if Canadians aren’t enough....

    Please spare me.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    WTF is 'elite' about being American?
    At least you aspire to be elite I suppose, by speaking the language of the one true elite race, the English.
    Bow down colonial scum!



    We owned you bitches. Remember the Revolution!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    We owned you bitches. Remember the Revolution!!!!
    No it was us who owned you, literally, until we cast you off and disasociated ourselves from your dirty crime riddled nation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    No it was us who owned you, literally, until we cast you off and disasociated ourselves from your dirty crime riddled nation.
    pffffftt

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50%Natural
    pffffftt

    You gatta' be able to come up with something better than that!! Any body seen that movie with Mel Gibson about the Revolution?? I msust say that was a god movie. Unfortunately I am not sure how true to historical events it was. You have to hand it to Hollywood though to glamorize the American side of any conflict ever shown on film.

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    Fuk Kerry and fuk Bush......All hail HM the Queen!!

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    Ouch.. I got owned...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    Ouch.. I got owned...
    again?!?!

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    well ladies and gents, the time has come, this application process is closed. those who are accepted will be PMed in the next following days, the rest of you are all equally worthless still, next time out books are open, maybe you can show us something to invite you in, to become a made guy.. congrats to the new iniates and it sucks to be those who didnt make the cut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    well ladies and gents, the time has come, this application process is closed. those who are accepted will be PMed in the next following days, the rest of you are all equally worthless still, next time out books are open, maybe you can show us something to invite you in, to become a made guy.. congrats to the new iniates and it sucks to be those who didnt make the cut.
    Lol uhh deca this was the wrong post bro.. this was the joke one

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    i was just lettin all you wannabes know to..LOL

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    Let me in

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