because your on hash .... like Nathan, and me.
and just a side note, removing the cheetah's tail will cut down the top speed by a whopping 46% allowing gazelles to outrun the cheetah.
but, if its covered in pink paint, the paint weight alone should slow the cheetah also, and if the paint is on its legs, it may get crusty and make it harder for the cheetah to run, BUT, since it will possibly reduce wind resistance due to the surface area being cut down on(minus the hair and creating a smooth painted surface) it may gain some top speed back.
