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    Cheetahs aren't as great as everyone thinks

    Do you even realize that without legs they wouldn't be nearly as tough as they think they are? I'd like to see them out run me with no legs. Fat chance. And if you threw some bright pink paint all over a cheetah, you'd better believe those spots aren't going to keep it camouflaged. A gazelle would see it coming from a mile (or more) away and would get the **** out of there. Plus, if the cheetah had no legs then a gazelle could totally take it in a fight. Cheetahs had might as well be Mexican for all the good they do the world.

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    You could not possibly be MORE wrong.

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    So basically...
    THIS MINUS THIS EQUALS THIS ???

    Now that's evolution...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blown_SC
    So basically...
    THIS MINUS THIS EQUALS THIS ???

    Now that's evolution...

    Yep. At one time, cheetahs WERE PINK and non legged. Thanks to evolution and learning from the mistakes of no legs, cheetahs evolved and probably didnt have a taste for pink. Maybe some of the gay cheetahs did though.

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    This is a beautiful thread … who ever would of thunk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Guy
    This is a beautiful thread … who ever would of thunk?
    Ummm....NO, it's *not*. The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers when the Cheetah King ascends to his throne in 2012. Then, boy will your faces be red.....red with blood.

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    d4mn Mexican Cheetahs and their fast legs

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    Lmao

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    all this gayness is the way of the non elite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    all this gayness is the way of the non elite
    Therefore necessitating a superfluous post by you? THAT is the truly non-elitest...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    all this gayness is the way of the non elite
    This "elite" sh!t is fuking rediculously gay! Y don't you take your "elite" gay ass and shut the fuk up!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnytour
    This "elite" sh!t is fuking rediculously gay! Y don't you take your "elite" gay ass and shut the fuk up!!
    You're just upset coz you havent been invited into the Elite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnytour
    This "elite" sh!t is fuking rediculously gay! Y don't you take your "elite" gay ass and shut the fuk up!!
    wow, if you werent canadian i might think your tuff... but sadly you are, and im sure a small little lower class sqirm... so i expect hostitlity from your kind... its upsetting to be poor and worthless i sure...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    wow, if you werent canadian i might think your tuff... but sadly you are, and im sure a small little lower class sqirm... so i expect hostitlity from your kind... its upsetting to be poor and worthless i sure...
    One has to be tuff to survive the Great White North!! I'd bet you wouldn't survive two minutes up here, between the wild life and the cold! And as for being lower class: I will only respond to this by saying that you can kiss my firm, tanned, waxed, gold plated ass!!

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    You all seem to be trivializing the most significant portion of all of this....8 years to go and it's all over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    You all seem to be trivializing the most significant portion of all of this....8 years to go and it's all over.
    For non-believers that is...

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    you guys is ridiculous

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    lmfao

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    why did i just waste my time reading this....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    why did i just waste my time reading this....

    because your on hash .... like Nathan, and me.

    and just a side note, removing the cheetah's tail will cut down the top speed by a whopping 46% allowing gazelles to outrun the cheetah.

    but, if its covered in pink paint, the paint weight alone should slow the cheetah also, and if the paint is on its legs, it may get crusty and make it harder for the cheetah to run, BUT, since it will possibly reduce wind resistance due to the surface area being cut down on(minus the hair and creating a smooth painted surface) it may gain some top speed back.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    because your on hash .... like Nathan, and me.

    and just a side note, removing the cheetah's tail will cut down the top speed by a whopping 46% allowing gazelles to outrun the cheetah.

    but, if its covered in pink paint, the paint weight alone should slow the cheetah also, and if the paint is on its legs, it may get crusty and make it harder for the cheetah to run, BUT, since it will possibly reduce wind resistance due to the surface area being cut down on(minus the hair and creating a smooth painted surface) it may gain some top speed back.


    sh1t i read through it again.......

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    im mexican you ******!! but funny post

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    You guys will notice it is snowing in texas today....that is the first sign of the cheetah king's impending return. The following is a translation from the last dead sea scroll to be translated:

    And ineth the land of boys of cow, there shalt cometh in thine first decimeth of thyne month of offering thanks a frigid powder descending frometh thy sky. Heed well thy symbolic sky's release, as it lays at his feet a royal path for thyne cheetah king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    You guys will notice it is snowing in texas today....that is the first sign of the cheetah king's impending return. The following is a translation from the last dead sea scroll to be translated:

    And ineth the land of boys of cow, there shalt cometh in thine first decimeth of thyne month of offering thanks a frigid powder descending frometh thy sky. Heed well thy symbolic sky's release, as it lays at his feet a royal path for thyne cheetah king.

    Wow , I was not aware jews wrote with an english accent !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorgoroth_
    Wow , I was not aware jews wrote with an english accent !
    The last scroll was translated by a monkey ****ing scribe in 1458. They were released to the general public in the 20th century only after we felt you could handle them.

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    cheetahs....i don't like it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
    cheetahs....i don't like it.....
    Recant and disavow heretic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    Recant and disavow heretic.


    okee dokee.....

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    your all a bunch of slaves....to me and my elite ways

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    Do you even realize that without legs they wouldn't be nearly as tough as they think they are? I'd like to see them out run me with no legs. Fat chance. And if you threw some bright pink paint all over a cheetah, you'd better believe those spots aren't going to keep it camouflaged. A gazelle would see it coming from a mile (or more) away and would get the **** out of there. Plus, if the cheetah had no legs then a gazelle could totally take it in a fight. Cheetahs had might as well be Mexican for all the good they do the world.
    Where can you find a cheetah with no legs?






    Exactly where you left it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreen
    You guys will notice it is snowing in texas today....that is the first sign of the cheetah king's impending return. The following is a translation from the last dead sea scroll to be translated:

    And ineth the land of boys of cow, there shalt cometh in thine first decimeth of thyne month of offering thanks a frigid powder descending frometh thy sky. Heed well thy symbolic sky's release, as it lays at his feet a royal path for thyne cheetah king.

    i agree totally

    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyll
    Where can you find a cheetah with no legs?






    Exactly where you left it.

    talk about starting your day on the wrong foot

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    the cheetah king...... perhaps a book should be written so i wont read that to, but maybe a movie, id watch a movie about the great cheetah king, def a member of my elitist union, i mean with a name like cheetah king, he has to be one of us..

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