
Originally Posted by
rambo
It's time to expose this clown for who he is...
MYTH #1: BigGreen is rich.
If by rich you mean he can afford name brand pork rinds, then I suppose he's as rich as they come. This faux-snob has all the makings of an middle managing-soccer-mom-knocking-up-ford-taurus-driving-dockers-wearing wannabe.
MYTH #2: BigGreen attended an Ivy League school.
After receiving his mail order GED, he continued on to a community college where he earned his associates degree in welding. He has no further education, with the exception of an expired First Aid certificate.
MYTH #3: BigGreen has servants.
The only people subservient to this man are the poor souls who work the drive through window at Jack in the Box, where he works part time as a shift manager, making 7.50 an hour.
MYTH #4: BigGreen has a trustfund.
This is somewhat true. His father left him a zippo lighter that he had won at the Alabama state fair when he was but a pup.
MYTH #5: BigGreen is socially elite.
The last time that BigGreen attended a social function, he was at, you guessed it, a Nascar Rally. Enough said.
He's shamed us all with his lies.