The Roids are Talking my Friend

[Tallon484]

Testosterone has created its own dialect. No, I'm not referring to the simplicity of the slang references used to describe the actual dope, I'm referring to the lingo I pick up from the veterans in the weight room.

To me this lingo is begging for respect. In my opinion this lingo is spoken for the same reasons test is taken by non-competers, and non-athletes. There is an insecurity inside that is begging to be respected.

Someone help me out with the lingo it's not my first language.

[Elysium]

i dont know what you are on about bro

[tycin]

Testosterone has created its own dialect. No, I'm not referring to the simplicity of the slang references used to describe the actual dope, I'm referring to the lingo I pick up from the veterans in the weight room.

To me this lingo is begging for respect. In my opinion this lingo is spoken for the same reasons test is taken by non-competers, and non-athletes. There is an insecurity inside that is begging to be respected.

Someone help me out with the lingo it's not my first language.

wtf r u talkin about?

LOL...fukn dopeheads

[fitnessNY]

huh?

[talon]

Its not me I swear bros......

[*Narkissos*]

wtf r u talkin about?

LOL...fukn dopeheads

are taking over the board

[Tallon484]

i dont know what you are on about bro

This sounds good! Is this some kind of code for "How are you doing?"?

So if I go up to someone in the weight room and say this, would that be considered a friendly greeting?

[tycin]

are taking over the board

LOL.....slowly but surely

[*Narkissos*]

This sounds good! Is this some kind of code for "How are you doing?"?

So if I go up to someone in the weight room and say this, would that be considered a friendly greeting?

Are u for real?

Where's the 'instant ban' button when one needs it?

O to be a Vet.

[OGPackin]

Its not me I swear bros......

Suuuure its not...You foreign import wackos....

OG

[Tallon484]

Are u for real?

Where's the 'instant ban' button when one needs it?

O to be a Vet.

Yeah, but everyone says "Are u for real?", that's not specific to any social group.
Wait!..That's It!!!!! "ban" I've been hearing that word everywhere. Is that some kind of salute? You mentioned "O to be a Vet", by the combination of these two phrases I could imagine that the meaning might take root in late Vietnam.

[markas214]

This is for experienced users only "retu fi meka ki". That's the secret to getting huge!

[mitch428cj]

Put down the pipe

[tubbytank]

I hear the roids talking to me late at night, in the privacy of my bedroom. They tell me to eat lots of protein, and train hard. They also tell me to touch myself, which I also do in the privacy of my bedroom.
Talon you're a wanker...**** OFF

[Scooby1]

SLAP!

Dude I cannot figure out what the hell you are going on about?? Either private message me of post something either way I will be happy to help you

[*Narkissos*]

i Think he's just trying to get up his post count...silly little bugger tho

[Tallon484]

This is for experienced users only "retu fi meka ki". That's the secret to getting huge!

"retu fi meka ki", No, that's is not what I was referring to... That's Even Better!!
I don't think I've graduated to that level yet. That sounds like some hard core ****. But what the hell does it mean?

[Tallon484]

SLAP!

Dude I cannot figure out what the hell you are going on about?? Either private message me of post something either way I will be happy to help you

I inquired about the underground dialogue of a dedicated wt. lifter/doper. Please help me help you. I would like to communicate more efficiently with you my fellow onliners, but first I must learn the language and abreviations. Thanks. Tallon484.

[talon]

Suuuure its not...You foreign import wackos....

OG

alright jive turkey...dont get me started...

hum lets see....
gear=steroid
swole=big, muscular, and cut
lift weights=moving weight to gain size/strenght
resistance training=an organized movement against a resistance of an demanding nature performed to increase muscular development
unknowing newbie=tallon
smokesalotofreefer=tallon
goodentight=german word for virgin
thats all i can think of now

[*Narkissos*]

I inquired about the underground dialogue of a dedicated wt. lifter/doper. Please help me help you. I would like to communicate more efficiently with you my fellow onliners, but first I must learn the language and abreviations. Thanks. Tallon484.

My apologies then bro..
Truth be told.. there is no real dialect.
And don't call anyone here a doper.

Use standard english most times... abbreviations are circumstancial
bro--brah--brudda= brother

We use sound-words

mudda--mutha= mother

Amalgamations:

mofo= mutha focka= well you get the idea

Stick around and it'll grow on you.

~Nark

[DevilsDeity]

every sentence needs to begin and or end with "bro"

[CarvedFromStone]

Is this guy sreious what the fck is he talking about, i can tell he is going to be a valuable member to this board

[OGPackin]

every sentence needs to begin and or end with "bro"

Bro thats so true bro.... We are all bruddas in this....

OG

[decadbal]

insecurities are assuming we are all insecure bc we juice, i assure im an arrogant son of a bitch, nothing insecure at al here...

[OGPackin]

insecurities are assuming we are all insecure bc we juice, i assure im an arrogant son of a bitch, nothing insecure at al here...

And a very well respected arrogant son of a bitch around here i might add....

OG

[w_rballs]

And a very well respected arrogant son of a bitch around here i might add....

OG

well respected in the truck stop bathroom u mean..... mass always says how no one gives a blowie like deca

[decadbal]

well fellas ive always said if your gonna do something, do it right, and ill be dammed but if im gonna give one, it will be the best...i strive the be number one in everything i do

[Tallon484]

insecurities are assuming we are all insecure bc we juice, i assure im an arrogant son of a bitch, nothing insecure at al here...

No, not you, your a secure kind of guy, and not anyone else viewing threads. You guys have your own unique lingo to but originally I was referring to the experiences I have had in the wt. room.

The people I have met (at the wt. room) make me want to laugh.

Keep'n it real Vanilla.

[decadbal]

only elitist are allowed to refer to me in short name, u sir must call me captain cupcake... refer to buff for more reasononononing than for do as i say.

[Spoon]

[SwoleCat]

~SC~

[Tallon484]

Hey Swolehead, I'm dyin to here something intelligent from you. Please post something for all of us to read, Sweety. Tallon484.

[Iowa]

~SC~

[BigGreen]

i dont know what you are on about bro

Seriously, I'll give you a shilling and a pence if you'll say "what's all this then?" PLEASE.....

[mitch428cj]

[gya321]

Wow this guys out to lunch

[IntensityX]

~SC~

Hey SC you got to have the one that blinks like this

[SwoleCat]

Hey Swolehead, I'm dyin to here something intelligent from you. Please post something for all of us to read, Sweety. Tallon484.

If you wish to discuss intelligence, it's "HEAR" not "HERE" you walking cheesedick.

Only a matter of time before you are like my 5th period class in high school.

History.

~SC~

[OGPackin]

"I'm the Dude! That's what you call me, you know... That or His Dudeness, Duder, El Dudarino..."

OG

[Maraxus]

Let me tell you somting pendejo. If you pull any crazy chit like this mang. Imma take it away from joo stick it up your ass and pull de trigger till it goes click.

Nobody fuks wit de Jesus mang.