Entering the Civilian Sector!
Decided it's time to retire and move on to the Civilian World. Thank god for good choices while I've been in the military and from what I can see my experience and clearance should make me marketable for some awesome jobs out there.
With that said......I need to do something I've NEVER had to do....
Write a resume!!! Can anyone suggest some good sites out there to help me write a GOOD resume. Gonna be hard to compress 20 yrs exp in a page! Wanna do it right.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!