Stupid Teenager
My daughter is stuck on the road between the island I live on and the mainland. I went over earlier today to see her (she is in Job Corps about 45 min from here) and take her some $. I was gonna stay but told her that bad weather was coming and wanted to get across the bridge before it got bad.
SO what does she do???? She calls one of her even DUMBER friends and they come get her to bring her to the island for the day. Well thanks to snow and ice, there was a bad accident on the bridge and the road has been closed for 3.5 hours and there is no end in sight.
Argh.........
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!