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    Britney........knocked up

    DAAAAYM, she got fat...........................

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000606.shtml

    http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...ternity%20wear
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    And smoking marlboro lights...what a hoe.

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    that is what i was going to say. if she is knocked up she better quit that shti. she looks like she takes in a lot of other drug also. for the babys sake i hope she quits.

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    why does she have the first cell phone ever made?

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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    And smoking marlboro lights...what a hoe.


    bahahahahahha!!!!! That was classic!

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    I think Brittney's 15 minutes of fame in nearing completion.....

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    Yeah she doesnt look to good, Id still hit it though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Poppa Pump
    why does she have the first cell phone ever made?
    Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha! That was clutch.

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    She's just nasty!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    She's just nasty!
    That's the truth...the sad thing is I still would.

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    I never thought she was hott...I wanna kick her ass and her wanna be thug husband.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Poppa Pump
    why does she have the first cell phone ever made?
    Either it's a house phone, or a really old picture.

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    W/out fame/money hair-dressers and some SERIOUS MAKE-UP DAILY, she'd be nothing more than common blonde skanky ass trailer trash.

    That's exactly what she looks like.

    She's nasty, I never liked her. Then again, blondes don't do sh*t for me.

    It's all about LATINAS.

    ~SC~

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    Louisiana trailer trash to be exact. Hey i bet your just hating on the blondes cause how much they cost you, not the looks part? So you like Latinas, well if they don't know English then you can't mess the talking part up at least.

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    W/out fame/money hair-dressers and some SERIOUS MAKE-UP DAILY, she'd be nothing more than common blonde skanky ass trailer trash.

    That's exactly what she looks like.

    She's nasty, I never liked her. Then again, blondes don't do sh*t for me.

    It's all about LATINAS.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    W/out fame/money hair-dressers and some SERIOUS MAKE-UP DAILY, she'd be nothing more than common blonde skanky ass trailer trash.

    That's exactly what she looks like.

    She's nasty, I never liked her. Then again, blondes don't do sh*t for me.

    It's all about LATINAS.

    ~SC~
    I like them all, but speaking of latinas I must say that Eva Longoria from Desperate housewives is Bangin'!!!!

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    God **** shes dirty lookin, sad thing is if the opportunity presented itself to anyone here, no doubt they'd hit it 2x doesn't even matter that shes gone down hill physicaly, I mean think of how much you could sell the videos/picture for on eBay, mom would be proud

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    Quote Originally Posted by gya321
    Yeah she doesnt look to good, Id still hit it though
    that goes without saying....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Poppa Pump
    why does she have the first cell phone ever made?

    looks like a cordless phone

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    I hope federline gets run over by a bus.....

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    Any self respecting male who actually cares about this piece of trash's life is a complete homo and loser.

    You people don't know her, why do you care about anything she does? Unless you are just fans of her music. Are you fans of her music? I hope not.

    If she got eaten by rabid dogs tomorrow and it dragged her unborn fetus out of her, I would blink an eye over it. Why,......I don't care about her, I don't know her, and I don't want to know her.

    Get a life people. But no offence to any of you if you simply can get enough of Jen and Ben, Brad and Jen, or this trailer trash. Maybe you all like to keep up with these teen pop losers like the rest of the gay men in America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9000rpm
    Any self respecting male who actually cares about this piece of trash's life is a complete homo and loser.

    You people don't know her, why do you care about anything she does? Unless you are just fans of her music. Are you fans of her music? I hope not.

    If she got eaten by rabid dogs tomorrow and it dragged her unborn fetus out of her, I would blink an eye over it. Why,......I don't care about her, I don't know her, and I don't want to know her.

    Get a life people. But no offence to any of you if you simply can get enough of Jen and Ben, Brad and Jen, or this trailer trash. Maybe you all like to keep up with these teen pop losers like the rest of the gay men in America.
    The lounge is for off-topic discussion, which is what this is. He posted (what I though) was a funny pic of a fatass britney spears. If you care so much, maybe you should get a life, and not take your brad/jen split frustrations out on everyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9000rpm
    Any self respecting male who actually cares about this piece of trash's life is a complete homo and loser.

    You people don't know her, why do you care about anything she does? Unless you are just fans of her music. Are you fans of her music? I hope not.

    If she got eaten by rabid dogs tomorrow and it dragged her unborn fetus out of her, I would blink an eye over it. Why,......I don't care about her, I don't know her, and I don't want to know her.

    Get a life people. But no offence to any of you if you simply can get enough of Jen and Ben, Brad and Jen, or this trailer trash. Maybe you all like to keep up with these teen pop losers like the rest of the gay men in America.
    dude, sounds like you seriously need to get laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peanut Butter
    dude, sounds like you seriously need to get laid.

    I'm married, it's not a problem. No offence guys, but I just hate the way people follow these people's lives like they don't have one of their own. And I just don't understand how so many guys think Brittney is hot. Unless she has been made up by professional makeup artists, she looks like a trailer park whore that has been passes around her whole life.

    Enjoy your tabloid discussions.

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    I'd FV@K her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoNNy THe BuLL
    That's the truth...the sad thing is I still would.
    Cause you got "Test goggles" on !!!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9000rpm
    Get a life people.

    But no offence to any of you

    LMFAO, that's pretty funny what you have above there.

    It's like me telling you, "hey f*ckface, eat a bucket of dicks you cheesedick b*tch".

    Oh, bro, no offense.

    ~SC~

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    shes maybe an ugly ass biatch but i would still fuk the shiit outta her, no problemo

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    Well if you don't like tabloid discussions so much.......why did you enter the thread?

    Quote Originally Posted by 9000rpm

    I'm married, it's not a problem. No offence guys, but I just hate the way people follow these people's lives like they don't have one of their own. And I just don't understand how so many guys think Brittney is hot. Unless she has been made up by professional makeup artists, she looks like a trailer park whore that has been passes around her whole life.

    Enjoy your tabloid discussions.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    LMFAO, that's pretty funny what you have above there.

    It's like me telling you, "hey f*ckface, eat a bucket of dicks you cheesedick b*tch".

    Oh, bro, no offense.

    ~SC~
    Yeah, I realized it was kinda harsh after I typed it, but I didn't feel like editing it. So I just added the no offence line. SC, please don't beat me up. Your'e a big dude bro.

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    tell us how you really feel SC.

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    LMFAO, that's pretty funny what you have above there.

    It's like me telling you, "hey f*ckface, eat a bucket of dicks you cheesedick b*tch".

    Oh, bro, no offense.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Poppa Pump
    why does she have the first cell phone ever made?

    great observation poppa.

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    Just be careful.........you are wandering down a path that will eventually get you banned....

    It's like watching a re-run....

    Peace.


    Quote Originally Posted by 9000rpm
    Yeah, I realized it was kinda harsh after I typed it, but I didn't feel like editing it. So I just added the no offence line. SC, please don't beat me up. Your'e a big dude bro.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    on that same webpage watch the radio bit about kevin ferdline becoming a rap star, its pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    tell us how you really feel SC.



    That was a good one huh?

    ~SC~

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    Well, women can gain weight.......IMO who cares, but the fact that people take these pictures and sell them to tabloids for tons of money answers that question: pathetic people without lives of their own.


    That being said: All you haters on here know you would hit it. Maybe not now that shes fat now, but you know you have wanted to at some point. At least Ronny admits it

    I seriously hope shes not pregnant if shes smoking.....
    Last edited by UrbanLegend; 01-22-2005 at 01:34 PM.

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    haha im wondering what dude gets paid to hang over a hotel balcony and take pictures of girls sittin @ the pool....now this is the guy who has his priorities straight..even if it is of a girl with a downward spiralling/weight increasing problemed career...

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    I never thought she was sexy, she's average, all she's got is money and with money and the right camera angle every girl can look good.

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    Yeah all these girls in hollywood are overrated, Brittney spears, Mandy Moore, Chrisinta Aguilara, Mary-kate and Ashley Olson, Jessica simpson and her sister, Paris Hilton, Hillary duff, Shakira, Janet Jackson, Gwieth Paltrow, Jennifer Ansiton, and the list is endless. 1 that I don't think is overated is Jamie Presily, she's cute and has the best body in hollywood without clothes. She workded out very hard in Gymnastic's and it show in her perfect butt, she's dynamit. Well back to Brittney I think she has the genetic's and living style to really turn into a fat ass, I'm talking 250 plus pounds!

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    She's always been a bit thick

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    Its not the nokia, its a portable house phone.

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