Have something you're ashamed of?

[PaRiS2005]

Hey Guys!! Have you ever done something that you're really ashamed of?? I know we all have...come here and spill them beans!!

[DevilsDeity]

you 1st!

[PaRiS2005]

LoL...I wouldn't say ashamed but more along the lines of embarrassed...me and my b/f got caught in a unisex bathroom once. Luckily it was a kid that caught us, and he was cool about it...We about died!! Good times...

[Dude-Man]

I made my 4th grade teacher cry because i didn't like her secret santa gift.

[PaRiS2005]

I made my aunt cry b/c I said the sweater she gave me looked like a poodle on steroids...(but it sooo did!!)

[Pale Horse]

I am perfect I have nothing to be ashamed of.

[Juggernaut]

Ashamed of huh? let me think about it a moment.

[needmorestrength]

hmmm this one time at band camp....

[BareBoneDnCrazy]

i have no idea how to start a post...

[PaRiS2005]

Oh come on ya'll!!!!!!!! I know ya'll can think of somethin!!

[biglouie250]

i was on date once and i reached in my inside jacket pocket to get my cell phone and whoops out fly the condoms i had in there.

this was a first and last date. i totally forgot i had them in there!
in hindsight it makes one funny ass story.

[GetinBig]

I was in a bachlor party for a friend and we had a limo. We were just driving around getting drunk.. Really drunk.. Well I guess we ended up at Daja-Vu and I guess I got out of the limo and pissed on the door. The bouncer was right on the inside of the door too. I don't even remember going there.. I guess I knew a couple of girls there and I was in the VIP (lap dance) room the whole time we were there and I didn't pay a thing.. I have seen the girls since then and they wont tell me what they did. All they say is they had fun.....

[decadbal]

im proud of all my evil, mischieveous acts in my life

[Maraxus]

I didnt warn Deca in time and bukkaked his face..sorry bro.

[SwoleCat]

I'm ashamed I read this thread.

~SC~

[Juggernaut]

I'm ashamed I read this thread.

~SC~

I'm shocked you read it.....back to the diet forum with you lad!

[SwoleCat]

I'm shocked you read it.....back to the diet forum with you lad!

I have to come here a few times a day to get in some QUALITY posts!

~SC~

[PaRiS2005]

I'm ashamed I read this thread.

~SC~

I am officially hurt SC!!

[3Vandoo]

first time with my ex gf, she's on top of me and horny rubbing her thingie on my wee wee, she said "do you like" I replied "hell no"

ooops

[SwoleCat]

I am officially hurt SC!!

I was only kiddin' wit'cha!

You set yourself up for that one!

~SC~

[Pale Horse]

Let's change this to the most embaraasing sexual thing you have done. You first!

[slizzut]

Nice location SC
hahaha

[Juggernaut]

first time with my ex gf, she's on top of me and horny rubbing her thingie on my wee wee, she said "do you like" I replied "hell no"

ooops

I happen to be ashamed you used the term wee-wee. Manhood, Mr. Happy or Tellywacker would have been a better choice. hahahaha

[Rob]

i cheated on my gf..

and to make things worst..it was with my own mother

[Juggernaut]

i cheated on my gf..

and to make things worst..it was with my own mother

Please tell me your girlfriend isn't over 30.

[SwoleCat]

Nice location SC
hahaha

Yup, so sweet!

~SC~

[Juggernaut]

Yup, so sweet!

~SC~

Don't forget....you're leaning back while in the Candy shop. And something about hiking up your pants as well.

[p0werlift]

i cheated on my gf..

and to make things worst..it was with my own mother

[PaRiS2005]

Okay, this thread is now about: [I]the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to you sexually!!

[Juggernaut]

Okay, this thread is now about: [I]the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to you sexually!!

Just like a woman....changing her mind right in the middle of the act. hahahaha

[Maraxus]

I farted while a chick was licking my choco-starfish.

[Pale Horse]

well I once declined to watch 2 women have sex, what was i thinking?

[L-carnatine]

I........... accidentaly in 2nd grade pulled off my teachers long skirt and she was wearing black underwears and i said outloud " my cousin told me that if you wear black underwears it means you want to have sex" the whole class laughes the teacher was stunned and run out she was out for about 3months ... i got suspended , parent teacher confrence, and i was sent to adequate school just for a fukin skirt.

[L-carnatine]

well acutally im not ashamed of that but i am ashamed of is that in a road trip i open a whole on a firls sleeping pants while she was sleeping and i went to work with my hand she woke up....... later that day her mother called me i told her mother she wanted it ......... the girl got punished ....... i was 15yrs old

[angelxterminator]

I farted while a chick was licking my choco-starfish.

Are you fvcking serious? thats disgusting...UGH how the fvck could you kiss a woman after that?

[Rob]

well acutally im not ashamed of that but i am ashamed of is that in a road trip i open a whole on a firls sleeping pants while she was sleeping and i went to work with my hand she woke up....... later that day her mother called me i told her mother she wanted it ......... the girl got punished ....... i was 15yrs old

dang pervert

[BDTR]

my tail.... shhhhhh its a secret.

[Jdawg50]

I banged a dirty ass hooker in Mexico about 8 years ago. Ewww, I was soo retarded when I did it, I still cannot beleive I did that ****... nasty... Glad I used a condom thats all I have to say.... Why did you have to bring up that thought!

[jc3]

I farted while a chick was licking my choco-starfish.

F*CKING HILARIOUS.......LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[BOUNCER]

I used to mug people. among other things. I was a skinhead and neo-Nazi when I was a teen, still have the tattoo's. Joined the military when I was 18 and my world changed, I'm still serving now with coming up on 21 yrs service.

There now you have it, I guess most people in the thread aren't old enough to have made mistakes yet, or haven't the experience of hindsight to look back and feel ashamed or embaressed.