What's the fastest way to cut open an armored truck?

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 09:50 AM

I'm finalizing my latest get rich quick plan and was curious...........would it be faster to cut the doors off the back or push the truck on it's side and cut the top open? Keep in mind I'm trying to minimize burning as much cash as possible. Sure you're thinking why not rob a bank right? Well holding up banks has lost that edge it once had...now it's old hat.

Hahahahahaha

**BDTR** · 02-21-2005, 09:51 AM

Oh how many time's i've pondered this exact same question lol.

**ReX357** · 02-21-2005, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by bdtr

Oh how many time's i've pondered this exact same question lol.

Why was I about to say the same thing

LORDBLiTZ · 02-21-2005, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by bdtr

Oh how many time's i've pondered this exact same question lol.

LOL, i think we all have.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by bdtr

Oh how many time's i've pondered this exact same question lol.

Hahahah Seriously!! My best bro and I kid around about this all the time. We were kinda pissed off with those jerks that made that movie "Hiest"....we had planned on using a wrecker for our job...not now...bastards.

I threw out the idea of welding a couple of steele plates on each door then using a house jack spread the doors apart. Either that or Winny...apparantly I can drink that and it might help.

**ReX357** · 02-21-2005, 10:05 AM

Hiest is a f*cking great movie.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by ReX357

Hiest is a f*cking great movie.

Of course it is...they stole my idea. This isn't the first time this has happened either. Get Shorty....that was my idea as well as Eight heads in a duffle bag......I think the studio exec's have a guy tailing me.

**BigMike J** · 02-21-2005, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Of course it is...they stole my idea. This isn't the first time this has happened either. Get Shorty....that was my idea as well as Eight heads in a duffle bag......I think the studio exec's have a guy tailing me.

So Eight heads in a duffle bag was your idea... you will now be shot.

**3Vandoo** · 02-21-2005, 10:06 AM

RPG, on the back door, try to shoot between the opening of the car and the door

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by 3Vandoo

RPG, on the back door, try to shoot between the opening of the car and the door

Sounds like I'll lose a lot of cash with that thing rattling around inside after it plows through the door.

You know I could just use a saws-all and cut the truck in half.

**3Vandoo** · 02-21-2005, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Sounds like I'll lose a lot of cash with that thing rattling around inside after it plows through the door.

You know I could just use a saws-all and cut the truck in half.

no, nothing gonna be damaged inside except for the knockout dudes inside
the pressure that will be made by the rocket will break the locks of the door if you hit it properly if not you are scewed with a wrecked door

or I can sell you stuffs from work that my EOD use

**BOUNCER** · 02-21-2005, 10:11 AM

I'd start with one of these bad boys!

**ssg** · 02-21-2005, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by 3Vandoo

RPG, on the back door, try to shoot between the opening of the car and the door

the spalling from the rpg round will set the vehicle on fire and destroy the money.

**Psychotron** · 02-21-2005, 10:15 AM

Plasma cut the door hinges. That depends on the type youre looking at, the last wave of them used a quad locking system.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

Plasma cut the door hinges. That depends on the type youre looking at, the last wave of them used a quad locking system.

Another good idea...if it was ready avaliable...however that thing is huge and those rods are a pain to lug around. Good idea though

Let's all think low budget....no since in stealling a couple of million if you spend three million getting to it.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 10:19 AM

I thought about that BOUNCER.....but I don't have a million lying around to rent one....if you can get your hands on one then I'll count you in...we'll split the booty three ways. but that still leaves us on the outside looking for a way in...keep thinking.

Swellin · 02-21-2005, 10:28 AM

You can get a plasma cutter at a very reasonable price. So you are going about this the wrong way. you need to figure out how to relocate the truck while immobilizing it. you can then use whatever means you decide upon to open this thing.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Swellin

You can get a plasma cutter at a very reasonable price. So you are going about this the wrong way. you need to figure out how to relocate the truck while immobilizing it. you can then use whatever means you decide upon to open this thing.

I was thinking of pulling it up onto a semi trailer...not a flat bed but one with sides. I know the gaurds aren't going to drive it up for me so we'll use a wench. Once insaide a little knock out gas and it's off to the races.

**Bigen12** · 02-21-2005, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Once insaide a little knock out gas and it's off to the races.

We could save some money on the "knock out gas", I'll just eat a couple of cans of chili, and drink a 12 pack of miller genuine draft.

That'll create enough bad gas to kill an entire army....

**Dude-Man** · 02-21-2005, 10:28 AM

just wait until one of them opens the door to get out at their stop. the one that gets out is the one with the keys. when he gets out your buddy grabs him, and you jump in to prevent the other guy from driving away.

**fitnessguy** · 02-21-2005, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Dude-Man

just wait until one of them opens the door to get out at their stop. the one that gets out is the one with the keys. when he gets out your buddy grabs him, and you jump in to prevent the other guy from driving away.

sounds like you have past experience with this

**Bigen12** · 02-21-2005, 10:35 AM

Stay away from the doors, cut a hole through the side or the roof, they will not be as armor protected as the doors....

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Stay away from the doors, cut a hole through the side or the roof, they will not be as armor protected as the doors....

I'm thinking the roof is the best bet as well. You in?!

**Bigen12** · 02-21-2005, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

I'm thinking the roof is the best bet as well. You in?!

Yeah,

50/50 split?

It has to be worth my while, if I was to get around 4 or 5 mil, I would be able to pay the first of the month bills.....

**Monkeytown** · 02-21-2005, 10:56 AM

Watch the movie Heat, that used shaped charges on the back door and cut a nice hole like butta.

**p0werlift** · 02-21-2005, 10:39 AM

gimme a hand saw and 5 minutes and i'll have the cash....................

**Psychotron** · 02-21-2005, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by p0werlift

gimme a hand saw and 5 minutes and i'll have the cash....................

youll have a dulled blade and probably some paint chips.

**fitnessguy** · 02-21-2005, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

youll have a dulled blade and probably some paint chips.

might as well use a steak knife...

**p0werlift** · 02-21-2005, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

youll have a dulled blade and probably some paint chips.

who ever said i was gonna try and cut the truck open with the saw? just hold the driver hostage when he returns from the store he was inside of, and stick the hacksaw to his neck and start raging and saying "i'll cut his head off like a monkey if i dont get the car keys"........

no1 will expect it, thats the best idea yet.

**Pale Horse** · 02-21-2005, 10:40 AM

ask nicely, "please let me in?"

**groverman1** · 02-21-2005, 10:47 AM

Shaped charges placed at the welds.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by groverman1

Shaped charges placed at the welds.

I like that idea but I'm too stupid to work with that stuff......pretty sure I'll have to change my name to Lefty afterwards. hahahaha

**groverman1** · 02-21-2005, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

I like that idea but I'm too stupid to work with that stuff......pretty sure I'll have to change my name to Lefty afterwards. hahahaha

I like honesty, LOL, lefty.

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by groverman1

I like honesty, LOL, lefty.

Not only that I like to switch hands now and then....variety is necessary when it comes to sex. hahahaha

Bigen, I like you're go get em' attitude however we're looking to knock the guards out....not kill them.

3Van....now that's pertnant information. Pops the doors and knocks out the guards....a towfer! Can I buy those off the street or would I need to broker one from some cat over in the Middle East? I cut you in for a finders fee if we run with this idea......10k sound fair?

**ssg** · 02-21-2005, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by groverman1

Shaped charges placed at the welds.

shaped charge will only be effective against armourd steel if there is a copper alloy cone on the other side of the charge so that it can penatrate the metal but this most likly set the vehicle on fire.

**zuke** · 02-21-2005, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by ssg

shaped charge will only be effective against armourd steel if there is a copper alloy cone on the other side of the charge so that it can penatrate the metal but this most likly set the vehicle on fire.

i'm not trying to flame or anything, but i don't agree. when you mention a cone, you are referring to a conical shaped charge. you would have to use a linear shaped charged because a small hole in the armor wouldn't help with gaining entry. the material used for the cone or channel does matter, but copper is not necessarily the best material. i have used glass-lined charges and they are very effective

**needmorestrength** · 02-21-2005, 12:11 PM

Hmmm get a good driver aka me.. Drive it to a pre determined lake or river.. sink it.. get some under water welding equipment and go to town..

**Juggernaut** · 02-21-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Hmmm get a good driver aka me.. Drive it to a pre determined lake or river.. sink it.. get some under water welding equipment and go to town..

Hahaha let me guess....you just got certified in PADI didn't you? I think we'll have to pass on this idea...a lot of wet cash is hard to count....I don't want to have to launder the cash.

**needmorestrength** · 02-21-2005, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Hahaha let me guess....you just got certified in PADI didn't you? I think we'll have to pass on this idea...a lot of wet cash is hard to count....I don't want to have to launder the cash.

Listen its the smartest way to do it.. I am not padi certified.. I will do the driving though

.. its the best way to not burn the money.. wet money is better then burt money.. think about it.. its the way to do it.. then we can all go get some waffles with bdtr, MY treat

**Angelis** · 02-21-2005, 01:14 PM

ever see the movie santa claus... get some tinsel bro...lmao

I think it just might work for ya... and u wont be able to hurt yourself

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