Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 40 of 61

Thread: Porn Movie & Testosterone

  1. 03-24-2005, 01:48 AM #1
    ACAZORES
    ACAZORES is offline Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Portugal
    Posts
    916

    Porn Movie & Testosterone

    You guys wanna know the best therapy to kick as in the gym when you´re off steroids.
    Watch every day porn movies before you hit the gym and before you go to bed, play with yourself while watching them but never ejaculate, do this for more than 2 months and see the results this is what I do, and when having sex don´t cum. You will get crazy.
  2. 03-24-2005, 01:50 AM #2
    jordanfanatic23's Avatar
    jordanfanatic23
    jordanfanatic23 is offline BANNED SCAMMING TRAITOR AKA LIL VITO AKA **TR LIVES 5 MINUTES FROM HIM.
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Gold's Gym
    Posts
    652
    your a weird dude
  3. 03-24-2005, 01:51 AM #3
    ddoublevision's Avatar
    ddoublevision
    ddoublevision is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    midwest
    Posts
    445
    no thanks
  4. 03-24-2005, 01:53 AM #4
    jordanfanatic23's Avatar
    jordanfanatic23
    jordanfanatic23 is offline BANNED SCAMMING TRAITOR AKA LIL VITO AKA **TR LIVES 5 MINUTES FROM HIM.
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Gold's Gym
    Posts
    652
    what does this do again?
  5. 03-24-2005, 02:05 AM #5
    ACAZORES
    ACAZORES is offline Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Portugal
    Posts
    916
    you will get so excited every and every day with the porn that your test will be on fire, than you see the result, when I am on roids I try not to ejaculate otherwise I will loss test that goes out with the semen
  6. 03-24-2005, 02:10 AM #6
    ddoublevision's Avatar
    ddoublevision
    ddoublevision is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    midwest
    Posts
    445
    is that what they are teaching kids these days?
  7. 03-24-2005, 02:11 AM #7
    cheesy boy
    cheesy boy is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    53
    mate ,come on
  8. 03-24-2005, 02:11 AM #8
    palme's Avatar
    palme
    palme is offline Rosie Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Sweden
    Posts
    6,589
    Quote Originally Posted by ACAZORES
    you will get so excited every and every day with the porn that your test will be on fire, than you see the result, when I am on roids I try not to ejaculate otherwise I will loss test that goes out with the semen

    Ejaculating raises your testosterone levels.

    Im guessing your very disapointed you didnt "let it go" now, torturing yourself like that for absolute NO reason!
  9. 03-24-2005, 02:13 AM #9
    ddoublevision's Avatar
    ddoublevision
    ddoublevision is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    midwest
    Posts
    445
    I bet she was too...
  10. 03-24-2005, 02:14 AM #10
    YounG_SluG11's Avatar
    YounG_SluG11
    YounG_SluG11 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Everywhere
    Posts
    2,066
    How can you do that to yourself? You must get blue balls alot.
  11. 03-24-2005, 02:18 AM #11
    ACAZORES
    ACAZORES is offline Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Portugal
    Posts
    916
    When you have sex and when you ejaculate the only thing you wanna do is lay in the bed, right?
    Imagine if you don´t ejaculate you wanna f**k for a hour than hit the gym for another hour come back home with high levels of test due to the workout have sex and dont ejaculate you will be always 100% active, as soon you cum, all you wanna do is lay in the bed.End of the story
  12. 03-24-2005, 02:19 AM #12
    BorderCommando's Avatar
    BorderCommando
    BorderCommando is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    san diego
    Posts
    36
    anybody that plays with themselves and posts about it shoud get off the test or get a girlfriend. IMO
  13. 03-24-2005, 02:19 AM #13
    palme's Avatar
    palme
    palme is offline Rosie Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Sweden
    Posts
    6,589
    Speak for yourself. I only get hungry when i cum.
  14. 03-24-2005, 02:25 AM #14
    YounG_SluG11's Avatar
    YounG_SluG11
    YounG_SluG11 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Everywhere
    Posts
    2,066
    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    Speak for yourself. I only get hungry when i cum.
    Me too.....
  15. 03-24-2005, 02:31 AM #15
    ***xxx***'s Avatar
    ***xxx***
    ***xxx*** is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Darmstadt, Germany
    Posts
    2,162
    wow wtf is he talking about
  16. 03-24-2005, 02:33 AM #16
    slob
    slob is offline Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    722
    Ejaculating raises your testosterone levels.

    Im guessing your very disapointed you didnt "let it go" now, torturing yourself like that for absolute NO reason!
    LOL THAT IS CRUEL

    AHAHH!
  17. 03-24-2005, 02:36 AM #17
    J.S.N.'s Avatar
    J.S.N.
    J.S.N. is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    all up in yo' buttho'
    Posts
    2,720
    Quote Originally Posted by ***xxx***
    wow wtf is he talking about
    ich weiss nicht. er hat schon "wo kan ich in europe GH kaufen" gefragt. i denke, dass er ein troll ist.

    nein, ich habe sein posts gelesen, und er ist dummer als scheisse.
    Last edited by John Stamos' Nephew; 03-24-2005 at 02:45 AM.
  18. 03-24-2005, 02:37 AM #18
    BUBBA74
    BUBBA74 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Your Mom's House
    Posts
    1,705
    Quote Originally Posted by ACAZORES
    You guys wanna know the best therapy to kick as in the gym when you´re off steroids.
    Watch every day porn movies before you hit the gym and before you go to bed, play with yourself while watching them but never ejaculate, do this for more than 2 months and see the results this is what I do, and when having sex don´t cum. You will get crazy.
    I saw an article on something like this a while back. It said to look at pin ups and shti before you lift to get your test up and while you lift think about her. I think it was in like a 2002 issue of Ironman.
  19. 03-24-2005, 02:45 AM #19
    alevok Guest
    I want more rounds when I come
  20. 03-24-2005, 02:49 AM #20
    ddoublevision's Avatar
    ddoublevision
    ddoublevision is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    midwest
    Posts
    445
    well I check out the hot chicks in the gym while I lift, sometimes I even get a boner
  21. 03-24-2005, 02:55 AM #21
    Meso's Avatar
    Meso
    Meso is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    109
    Quote Originally Posted by ACAZORES
    You guys wanna know the best therapy to kick as in the gym when you´re off steroids.

    Sure

    Watch every day porn movies before you hit the gym and before you go to bed,

    Alright I'm listening....

    play with yourself while watching them but never ejaculate,

    WTF?

    do this for more than 2 months and see the results this is what I do, and when having sex don´t cum. You will get crazy.

    NO
  22. 03-24-2005, 02:59 AM #22
    redmeat's Avatar
    redmeat
    redmeat is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    1,354
    I take it you don't have a girlfriend.
  23. 03-24-2005, 03:16 AM #23
    LL08's Avatar
    LL08
    LL08 is offline Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    536
    haha IMO i think aca's been taking sum drugs which are not steroids.
  24. 03-24-2005, 03:18 AM #24
    YounG_SluG11's Avatar
    YounG_SluG11
    YounG_SluG11 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Everywhere
    Posts
    2,066
    Quote Originally Posted by LL08
    haha IMO i think aca's been taking sum drugs which are not steroids.
    Seems like it.
  25. 03-24-2005, 03:21 AM #25
    BUBBA74
    BUBBA74 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Your Mom's House
    Posts
    1,705
    Quote Originally Posted by ddoublevision
    well I check out the hot chicks in the gym while I lift, sometimes I even get a boner
    Yeah that sucks on Bench Day.
  26. 03-24-2005, 03:22 AM #26
    Vito_Gatti's Avatar
    Vito_Gatti
    Vito_Gatti is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Chico
    Posts
    296
    Out of every thread I have ever read in this whole forum, this is without a doubt the funniest ****ing thing ever. I have never laughed so hard and so long at something I read on the net. Thanks man, I needed that.
  27. 03-24-2005, 03:23 AM #27
    Monsoon says's Avatar
    Monsoon says
    Monsoon says is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    PA
    Posts
    203
    OMG that is some weirdo shyt bro...
  28. 03-24-2005, 03:24 AM #28
    Vito_Gatti's Avatar
    Vito_Gatti
    Vito_Gatti is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Chico
    Posts
    296
    I think that this thread should be put in the educational section
  29. 03-24-2005, 03:25 AM #29
    Monsoon says's Avatar
    Monsoon says
    Monsoon says is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    PA
    Posts
    203
    They should make this a sticky on how to increase stamina before hitting the gym.
  30. 03-24-2005, 03:28 AM #30
    Vito_Gatti's Avatar
    Vito_Gatti
    Vito_Gatti is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Chico
    Posts
    296
    They just need to rename it - "How To Make Everyone Not Take You Seriously Ever Again"
  31. 03-24-2005, 03:30 AM #31
    Monsoon says's Avatar
    Monsoon says
    Monsoon says is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    PA
    Posts
    203
    I think that guy needs to let one out he's talkin out his @$$.
  32. 03-24-2005, 03:41 AM #32
    Mach1
    Mach1 is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    66
    LOL. And you got this piece of scientific evidence where? Forget that, I just have my women massage my balls and it stimulates my spern to turn on the testosterone switch and end up getting 1 or 2 extra reps on each lift I do that day
  33. 03-24-2005, 03:44 AM #33
    ace ventura
    ace ventura is offline Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Europe
    Posts
    525
    Haha...this was a stupid post, however, I've been wondering about if the test level goes up if you watch porn?

    A little off topic but...how does movies affects the hormones? If you see a really scary movie or something...maybe the catabolic stress hormones elevate?
  34. 03-24-2005, 03:44 AM #34
    Cygnus's Avatar
    Cygnus
    Cygnus is offline New Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    30

    Lol

    First off, if you can watch a porn then go do your wife/girlfriend and not bust one, you are a better man than me. Second, no flame intended but...um...well dude... thats just plain retarded. Funny tho.
  35. 03-24-2005, 03:47 AM #35
    jordanfanatic23's Avatar
    jordanfanatic23
    jordanfanatic23 is offline BANNED SCAMMING TRAITOR AKA LIL VITO AKA **TR LIVES 5 MINUTES FROM HIM.
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Gold's Gym
    Posts
    652
    after I bust I want to smoke a butt...maybe thats just me
  36. 03-24-2005, 04:29 AM #36
    AnabolBoy's Avatar
    AnabolBoy
    AnabolBoy is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    94
    I play with myself too much as it is.
  37. 03-24-2005, 05:40 AM #37
    Ntpadude
    Ntpadude is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    2,886
    Quote Originally Posted by BUBBA74
    Yeah that sucks on Bench Day.
    One thing that would looose the boner FAST is if the hot chick you were checking out got a boner checking out yours.
  38. 03-24-2005, 05:44 AM #38
    jordanfanatic23's Avatar
    jordanfanatic23
    jordanfanatic23 is offline BANNED SCAMMING TRAITOR AKA LIL VITO AKA **TR LIVES 5 MINUTES FROM HIM.
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Gold's Gym
    Posts
    652
    Quote Originally Posted by Ntpadude
    One thing that would looose the boner FAST is if the hot chick you were checking out got a boner checking out yours.
    lol
  39. 03-24-2005, 05:44 AM #39
    Thegr8One's Avatar
    Thegr8One
    Thegr8One is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Jessica Albas' ASS
    Posts
    1,777
    hmmmmm NO squirt pfft NOT
  40. 03-24-2005, 05:47 AM #40
    Vito_Gatti's Avatar
    Vito_Gatti
    Vito_Gatti is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Chico
    Posts
    296
    Oh I really wanna bust a nut... (Feel free to sing along if you know it)
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules