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  1. 07-08-2005, 05:39 PM #1
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    Worst ****ing itchyness(jock itch)

    Last 2 weeks I have had the worst ****ing itchyness on my nutsack that is imaginable. Im guessing this "condition" is called jock itch on english. How the **** do I get rid of it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    I mean its ****ing totaly crippling. Some nights I cant ****ing sleep one bit cause my nutsack is itching so bad that I want to scream and bang my head agains the wall until I go ****ing unconsious.

    I guess the candida shit I havent gotten rid of is the cause of this.

    I have no clue how I could get this either cause Im always naked at home and I am extremely hygenic. Soon Il ****ing cut of my nutsack if this shit doesnt stop.
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    go buy one of those creams from the pharmacy and it should take care of it within a few weeks.
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    Haha, sorry man, that post kinda made me laugh. Yeah there are creams you can get at your local pharmacy (I think).

    Btw, how did you get this? Was it the result of that romantic evening with your lady??
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  4. 07-08-2005, 05:49 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryan2
    go buy one of those creams from the pharmacy and it should take care of it within a few weeks.

    within a few WEEKS. Is there something that can make the itchyness stopp like right NOW?!?!?

    Quote Originally Posted by clockworks
    Haha, sorry man, that post kinda made me laugh. Yeah there are creams you can get at your local pharmacy (I think).

    Btw, how did you get this? Was it the result of that romantic evening with your lady??
    lol I have no clue. I am suffering from candida(both on my tounge and in my god damn as)so Im guessing it has spread. Ohh well now its war with that muther****ing fungus.
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    Sorry to hear that your balls are itching bro...
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  6. 07-09-2005, 01:14 AM #6
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    put some benzocaine on it.
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    Butane and a match.
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    Tea bag them in a hot latina's mouth.

    That'll cool them nicely.



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  9. 07-09-2005, 10:33 AM #9
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    I think I will try swolecats suggestion
    Just need to find a latina around here willing to suck on a fungus infested nutsack.
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    Cali has a lot of those!

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  11. 07-09-2005, 11:35 AM #11
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    OMG this it a thread with the funniest answers ever

    Johan did you try showering every once in a while
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  12. 07-09-2005, 11:38 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    Johan did you try showering every once in a while
    shower that must be some kind of foreing invention.
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    i had it once saw my doc got some cream and it was gone in less than 2 weeks
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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    shower that must be some kind of foreing invention.


    Seriously bro, you seem to be gettint sick A LOT, I mean really either you're a hypohondriac or something needs to be done, are you doing multivits, multiminerals, anti-oxidants (I know you take vit c )....?
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    i had a period where I was getting sic all the time because of neglecting micronutrients for years. But I have fixed that and now Im looking forward to beeing healthy for a long time This jock itch shit is probably because of the candida infection in my body that I havent gotten rid of yet
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