Your's Truely will be out of town
and off line.....until Monday. I'm going on a road trip to Oregon for my 20 year high school reunion....and to celebrate my birthday on FRIDAY ... when I will turn the big "38" yep you read that right 38 years young!!!
I'm still the SHYTE !!
Don't miss me too much gang!
And just in case Im not here for the usual stupid threads...
YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control.
and
DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Did I forget anything?
Oh wait....yes you can drink winny! ( I THINK!!! )
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!