Excuses Fat people use..

**trisdog** · 08-11-2005, 06:19 PM

Come on everyone get in on this.. what are some excuses you have heard from fat people telling you why they are fat.. I will start off with a few.. please keep them coming!

1. My metabolism is too slow (HA!)
2. It runs in my family (yeah becuase you all eat the same shit haha)
3. Everything I eat goes straight to my _________ ( Fill in blank with any bodypart)

**smokethedays** · 08-11-2005, 06:21 PM

my mom said i'm big boned

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 06:21 PM

4-its a thyroid problem

**trisdog** · 08-11-2005, 06:33 PM

5. My doctor said i can't workout

**1819** · 08-11-2005, 06:34 PM

im trying to gain 40 more so i can get gastric bypass.

**Evil Predator** · 08-11-2005, 06:34 PM

"My knees are bad"

So were mine ****head, then i built some muscle around em and took off the fat that was hurting them...

**305GUY** · 08-11-2005, 06:36 PM

"I've tried every diet out there and nothing works." YEAH RIGHT.
WHY DONT U TRY TRY EXERCISING!

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 06:37 PM

yes its true some people are fat because of thyroid problem, because of a too slow metabolism, because they are too busy to workout or diet due to the fact they have a stressing 16 hours work to make a living ect.... so I cant make fun of them because I am fit and they are not.

**Psychotron** · 08-11-2005, 06:38 PM

"i dont have to goto work, im already there"

BG · 08-11-2005, 06:48 PM

I love McDonalds!

**Blown_SC** · 08-11-2005, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

4-its a thyroid problem

This one is actually quite legitimate.

Oh well, that's what T3's for bitches!

**trisdog** · 08-11-2005, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

yes its true some people are fat because of thyroid problem, because of a too slow metabolism, because they are too busy to workout or diet due to the fact they have a stressing 16 hours work to make a living ect.... so I cant make fun of them because I am fit and they are not.

yeah there metabolism is so slow thats why they are eating 2 quarter pounders @ mcdonalds! they are no excuses to being fat!!!! your fat becuase you are LAZY! (not saying your fat, talking about fat people in general)

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by trisdog

yeah there metabolism is so slow thats why they are eating 2 quarter pounders @ mcdonalds! they are no excuses to being fat!!!! your fat becuase you are LAZY! (not saying your fat, talking about fat people in general)

too slow metabolism is a hard thing to beat ,I am tall and I have a fast metabolism I can eat anything at night and don't get fat but my friend have a slow one and he is short 2 if he eat some broasted chicken he will gain weight the next day and he cant stay on a diet his whole life its hard and stressing plus u have to take into consideration that some people have a mind job my friend is a programmer and he can't perform good on a diet.

**Unoid** · 08-11-2005, 06:58 PM

I've noticed a lot of members here hate fatties. Well maybe if the fatties never got jealos and said stupid shit out of jealosy we might like them!

**trisdog** · 08-11-2005, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

too slow metabolism is a hard thing to beat ,I am tall and I have a fast metabolism I can eat anything at night and don't get fat but my friend have a slow one and he is short 2 if he eat some broasted chicken he will gain weight the next day and he cant stay on a diet his whole life its hard and stressing plus u have to take into consideration that some people have a mind job my friend is a programmer and he can't perform good on a diet.

Ok i see what you are saying, But they are still LAZY, some people have to be on a STRICT diet.. If your health and looks are NOT a priority then you will reap the consequences!

get your friend in the gym with you!

**Red Ketchup** · 08-11-2005, 07:01 PM

Actually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses

My damm metabolism *IS* slow

and anything bad I eat goes straight to my ass...

Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.

Red

**305GUY** · 08-11-2005, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by trisdog

yeah there metabolism is so slow thats why they are eating 2 quarter pounders @ mcdonalds! they are no excuses to being fat!!!! your fat becuase you are LAZY! (not saying your fat, talking about fat people in general)

FALSE! there are people who have legitimate reasons for being fat, whether its thyroid problems, as stated b4, or they physically can not work out due to a disability.
However, the majority of people are just to lazy to incorporate exercise into their life, and thats where the problem lies my friend.

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

yes its true some people are fat because of thyroid problem, because of a too slow metabolism, because they are too busy to workout or diet due to the fact they have a stressing 16 hours work to make a living ect.... so I cant make fun of them because I am fit and they are not.

Always make fun of the less fortunate....mock them as much as u can and send em out crying...and if some1 tries to do that shit to you..hit em 1st and hit em hard....U think a lion looks @ his lunch(deer) and sayd ohh that poor thing has 3 legs only i aint gonna eat it ??

The lion thinks "Im gonna enjoy everylast ounce of this crippled muther fvcka "

so if theyre fat we make fun of them , if they work 16 hrs we take care of their wives/gfs for them....

**trisdog** · 08-11-2005, 07:04 PM

Ok well If you can't workout and have a thyroid problem, and are even disabled all at the same time, Just eat like a damn rabbit or vegan,... salads tofu and spinach .. mmmm that should keep you slim

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 07:06 PM

I am a former extra skinny guy and I couldnt gain weight without steroids and fat people have the same problem but on the opposite side.

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Actually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses

My damm metabolism *IS* slow

and anything bad I eat goes straight to my ass...

Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.

Red

WeRd!!!

too slow metabolism is a hard thing to beat ,I am tall and I have a fast metabolism I can eat anything at night and don't get fat but my friend have a slow one and he is short 2 if he eat some broasted chicken he will gain weight the next day and he cant stay on a diet his whole life its hard and stressing plus u have to take into consideration that some people have a mind job my friend is a programmer and he can't perform good on a diet.

trust me...if he got his thyroid and blood work done...if theres nething wrong take the meds for it and followed the cutting stivky..hed lose weight.even without exercising.....it aint rocket science!!

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

Always make fun of the less fortunate....mock them as much as u can and send em out crying...and if some1 tries to do that shit to you..hit em 1st and hit em hard....U think a lion looks @ his lunch(deer) and sayd ohh that poor thing has 3 legs only i aint gonna eat it ??

The lion thinks "Im gonna enjoy everylast ounce of this crippled muther fvcka "

so if theyre fat we make fun of them , if they work 16 hrs we take care of their wives/gfs for them....

we are human we live a civil world not animals living in a jungle!

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

I am a former extra skinny guy and I couldnt gain weight without steroids and fat people have the same problem but on the opposite side.

seriously???

you workout

??

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

we are human we live a civil world not animals living in a jungle!

it was more of a joke really....

Welcome to MY Jungle

**DevilsDeity** · 08-11-2005, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

yes its true some people are fat because of thyroid problem, because of a too slow metabolism, because they are too busy to workout or diet due to the fact they have a stressing 16 hours work to make a living ect.... so I cant make fun of them because I am fit and they are not.

well said

**trisdog** · 08-11-2005, 07:11 PM

Ok guys lets keep to the thread... can we think of anymore excuses that these fat people make up! ???

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by trisdog

Ok guys lets keep to the thread... can we think of anymore excuses that these fat people make up! ???

-the cravings are too intense

-I dunno wut to eat

-Most of it is muscle really

**trisdog** · 08-11-2005, 07:20 PM

haha how about this one..

- Mcdonalds don't sell anything healthy

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by trisdog

haha how about this one..

- Mcdonalds don't sell anything healthy

bahahahah

-Im on the calorie diet...I eat in my calorie range but dont lose this is so frustrating

...ha u fvckers..eating 1800 cal worth of junk aint gonna help ur rubber melt off

**305GUY** · 08-11-2005, 07:32 PM

"I dont know what exercises to do, i need a personal trainer."
JUST GET YOUR HEART RATE UP BITCH.. AND PUT DOWN THE BONS BONS.

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 07:35 PM

-I have no legs.....

jk

**collar** · 08-11-2005, 07:38 PM

im not fat
im big boned

**Blown_SC** · 08-11-2005, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Actually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses

My damm metabolism *IS* slow

and anything bad I eat goes straight to my ass...

Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.

Red

Ditto on that. I weighed 280lbs @ 18years old.....

Hell, I'm still a 'fatty'.... but much less of one haha....

**TADOLFI** · 08-11-2005, 07:46 PM

Shopping for school clothes...mom always explained to the salesperson that I was "husky".

One of the guys I work with tells me he is vertically challenged.

**MatrixGuy** · 08-12-2005, 06:01 AM

Its not fat, just soft muscle

**Benches505** · 08-12-2005, 07:56 AM

More fatty excuses:

6. I just don't have the time.

7. I've tried everything but nothing works.

8. I don't eat much and still gain weight.

**HeavyHitter** · 08-12-2005, 08:21 AM

my contribution: I dont care if im fat, im happy the way i am.... (BS)

my question: Is not caring the same thing as being lazy?

**fighteveryone** · 08-12-2005, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

Its not fat, just soft muscle

haha so true. i love it when some fat guy flex's his bicep and says its bigger than mine. its not muscle... its FAT!

**mfenske** · 08-12-2005, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Actually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses

My damm metabolism *IS* slow

and anything bad I eat goes straight to my ass...

Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.

Red

Preach on Brotha! I think red nailed it right on the head. Mark

**nevaenuf** · 08-12-2005, 09:59 AM

I dont make up excuses for being fat, but I would like to hear some of yalls excuses for being arrogant pricks.

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