Black Op #3 :: Operation Kingfish Crackdown
Description: Impeaching at any cost Kingfish's butt pirating secret agenda.
Status: Completed
Report: Operation started on 08/18/2005 at 03:00 AM. The force followed the suspected Kingfish after the closing of his establishment ("The Good Boy", an underground barebacker club located in San Francisco). The suspect hopped into a red pickup and drove east for approximately 26 hours before we reached a trailer park in Texas.
Arrived at the location, we waited for the suspect to enter a property. There were many vehicles parked in front of the trailer including a VW Beetle, a Smart, and several other hybrid vehicles.
We then prepared to raid the trailer park home. The home invasion started on 08/19/2005 at 12:00 PM. Invasion was slowed down a bit. A person, later identified as Decadbal's father, was sitting on his toilet but was immobilized quickly before he could oppose any resistance.
We then proceeded to crack down on the kingfish conference. As soon as we broke down in, our nose were filled with a strong Astroglide and feces odor. There was make-up, dildo's and several femalish wigs spread throughout the trailer as well as Astroglide bottles (Our experts estimated a five year supply) and fecal matter. The Kingfishs were holding their meeting.
The suspects were taken to a secret facility for further interrogation. Most of these fruit bags snitched on their 'partners'. They are now facing charges for 'Conspiracy to buttpirate' and 'Premeditated buttpirating'. If they are found guilty, they could face up to 60 years in a federal penitentiary.
End of report.
End of Operation Kingfish Crackdown.
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Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
...After my cold shower, of course....