I have had several....the worst of which involved death.
My best friend was a SEAL in Team 5 which meant lots of trips to Korea. I HATE flying and was always worried about him getting there safe. In Aug a few years ago.....I lost my grandmother on the 9th and two weeks later my ex husbands aunt...whom we were very close to.
Josh (the SEAL) was getting ready to deploy...and the night before he was to leave I had a dream. I was at a funeral, I could hear "The Old Rugged Cross" in the back ground and I was seated next to someone.....but I couldn't see a face. I turned to this person and said....I can't handle another funeral.
I called him that night and demanded he call me as soon as he arrived so I knew he was ok. He did arrive safely so I thought we were safe.
About a week later, I'm sitting watching the am news, drinking my coffee. There's a story about a Navy Man stabbed to death in his home in Imperial Beach. All of a sudden my phones are ringing, my pager going off......crazy.
Turned out that Navy Man was a friend of ours from Team 1. He was stabbed multiple times.....and they thought it was a crime of passion.
Josh gets a flight home so we can go to his funeral together.....
We are sitting at the service......the VERY first SONG they played....
The Old Rugged Cross!
Josh says to me, I don't think I want to be your friend anymore.....shit....I said, I don't think I do either!
Thats my story!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!