Last night was the shit

[The Return Of Hoss]

I went out and partied with my friends kevin and frank last night, met some girls..got really really drunk, then....

I woke up with some girl laying next to me on her couch and had no idea of last nights festivities, I just remembered fucking her. I started panicking thinking "Holy shit...im laying in some girls room, *OH MY GOD!* its 10 AM..her dad might come in here any second and cut my dinger off." So i got up and started getting dressed.

I slowly...SLOWLY opened the door, and I recognize the hallway, the wallpaper, the rooms...the kitchen...then I saw kevin and realized where I was at. I was in his house, and the girl i had slept with his 19 year old twin sister.

Apparently kevin, me, and his sister were too trashed to drive home from the party we were at...This chick kevin hooked up with drove, while me and his sister were in the back seat making out. When we got home he said we went right for her bedroom. Franky was pissed off though, because hes been trying to score with her for a year. I did it the first night I met her!

[decadbal]

bullshit....

if not you made out with a female twin....homo

[SwoleCat]

I don't get it. He's been trying to sleep w/his twin sister for a year??

~SC~

[StoneGRMI]

I don't get it. He's been trying to sleep w/his twin sister for a year??

~SC~

lol i thought it was weird too man

[The Return Of Hoss]

FRANK--kevins friend, not kevin himself. Kevin is her bro not frank! LOL

[needmorestrength]

ya your going to make great results bodybuilding

[The Return Of Hoss]

ya your going to make great results bodybuilding

I have for the past two years, the old brothers on here will tell you. If you're refering to the "partying" life style, this is the second time ive partied in a year. Honestly, i'm not heavy on it. You gotta have fun once in awhile

[IBdmfkr]

Pics? (I mean of your friend Kevin, but with long hair).

[devil1]

Pics? (I mean of your friend Kevin, but with long hair).

naked!

[ttuprincess]

I have for the past two years, the old brothers on here will tell you. If you're refering to the "partying" life style, this is the second time ive partied in a year. Honestly, i'm not heavy on it. You gotta have fun once in awhile

so all your other threadas on MS in the past year have been lies??? come on hoss please dont try to fool us.... you didnt score... and if you were on a couch how were you in her room?????

Please dont fill up this board with your bullshit either...

[devil1]

so all your other threadas on MS in the past year have been lies??? come on hoss please dont try to fool us.... you didnt score... and if you were on a couch how were you in her room?????

Please dont fill up this board with your bullshit either...

ooooo, gotcha bro! that was harsh

[The Return Of Hoss]

so all your other threadas on MS in the past year have been lies??? come on hoss please dont try to fool us.... you didnt score... and if you were on a couch how were you in her room?????

Please dont fill up this board with your bullshit either...

Just because I party doesnt mean I get fucking trashed like every other high school kid. I'm the designated driver 90% of the time.

I have a fucking couch in my room. My 13 year old sister has a couch in her room. How about you just get off my nuts about my posts, you've been on my ass chomping at the bit since I was 15 and im tired of it.

[IBdmfkr]

HAHA, I'll hit it twice tonight, once for you Hoss.

[ttuprincess]

chill out hossy pooh

[The Return Of Hoss]

ooooo, gotcha bro! that was harsh

No it wasnt, she aint about it

[The Return Of Hoss]

HAHA, I'll hit it twice tonight, once for you Hoss.

You do that, shes fucking cuuuute. We're hanging out tomorrow again

[IBdmfkr]

Then again, I might believe him. Usually the guys who get laid once a year are the ones who wanna brag about it... Notice he didn't say what she looked like??? Oh yea, like Kevin, but with Long hair.

[The Return Of Hoss]

Then again, I might believe him. Usually the guys who get laid once a year are the ones who wanna brag about it... Notice he didn't say what she looked like??? Oh yea, like Kevin, but with Long hair.

get on AIM/MSN

[MuckDog]

sucks when kids have to lie about getting laid.

[IBdmfkr]

You do that, hes fucking cuuuute. We're hanging out tomorrow again

I thought you nailed his sister? How drunk were you!

[IBdmfkr]

get on AIM/MSN

I'm not like that.

[The Return Of Hoss]

I thought you nailed his sister? How drunk were you!

Nice edit assbasket She doesnt look a thing like kevin

[The Return Of Hoss]

I'm not like that.

Homophobe! You want pics or not

[IBdmfkr]

Just tryin to rile you up. haha

[abstrack]

I don't get it. He's been trying to sleep w/his twin sister for a year??

~SC~

Kevin is the twin sister and Hoss scored with Kevin, LOL

[The Return Of Hoss]

Is anybody else pissed about Dave Henrys placing? I just saw another thread on this on another board. That dude looks fucking freaaakkyyyyy i'm gonna be pissed if he keeps getting shitty placings.

[The Return Of Hoss]

Kevin is the twin sister and Hoss scored with Kevin, LOL

You crazy shit--where have you been at the last three years? Get on the other boards and whore it up

[devil1]

so wheres the pics bro?

[The Return Of Hoss]

so wheres the pics bro?

get on AIM / MSN

[devil1]

just post them here

[The Return Of Hoss]

just post them here

this isnt the XXX forum son!

[The Return Of Hoss]

I see the Aussie lurking...he knows who he is. congrats on your marriage bro

Get on MSN more, i'm always talking to your wife!

[damiongage]

you've been on my ass chomping at the bit since I was 15 and im tired of it.

(sniff sniff)....yeah, stop picking on me...(sniff sniff)

[devil1]

why doesnt anybody like hoss?

[The Return Of Hoss]

(sniff sniff)....yeah, stop picking on me...(sniff sniff)

asshole! lol

[damiongage]

why doesnt anybody like hoss?

Have you read his posts?????

I really don't mind him (too much)...just like to fvck with him a little...

[The Return Of Hoss]

why doesnt anybody like hoss?

Honestly I cant blame the majority. I was on this board for a year and a half and I whored the living SHIT out of it with drama. A 15-16 year old with female drama on a message board = recipe for disaster.

That, and i'm an asshole.

[devil1]

Have you read his posts?????

I really don't mind him (too much)...just like to fvck with him a little...

oh i see, just someone to make me feel better about myself. thats allways good.

[devil1]

Honestly I cant blame the majority. I was on this board for a year and a half and I whored the living SHIT out of it with drama. A 15-16 year old with female drama on a message board = recipe for disaster.

That, and i'm an asshole.

check your PM @sshole

[The Return Of Hoss]

oh i see, just someone to make me feel better about myself. thats allways good.

I cant remember exactly who it was ( think it was a good bro from Sci) he described me in the following words of wisdom....

"Hoss...is just Hoss. Theres no blunt way to describe him....you just cant do it....Hes the type of the guy in the group that takes shit from his friends and laughs it off..Friendly abuse, per say...But if anyone fucks with him, everyone backs him up."