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  1. 09-30-2005, 03:32 PM #1
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    Talking learn chinese in 5 min.

    came across this and found it very amusing. might come handy whenordering jino next time



    English phraseChinese InterpretationAre you harboring a fugitive?Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.Kum Hia NaoStupid Man.Dum GaiSmall Horse.Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high!No Bai Dam Ting!!Did you go to the beach?Wai Yu So Tan?I bumped into a coffee table.Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a facelift.Chin Tu FatIt's very dark in here.Wai So Dim?Has your flight been delayed?Hao Long Wei Ting?That was an unauthorized execution.Lin ChingI thought you were on a diet.Wai Yu Mun Ching?This is a tow away zone.No Pah KingDo you know the lyrics to the Macarena?Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?You are not very bright!Yu So DumI got this for free.Ai No PeiI am not guilty.Wai Hang Mi?Please, stay a while longer.Wai Go Nao?Our meeting was scheduled for next week.Wai Yu Kum NaoThey have arrived.Hia Dei KumStay out of sight.Lei LoHe's cleaning his automobile.Wa Shing KaYour body odor is offensive!Hu Man Go!Pew, does this bathroom stink!Hu Flung Dung?We have a problem.Sum Ting Wong?Having an early orgasm.Cum Too soonAnd the last one...Saying the same thing several times.Ri Pi Ting
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  2. 09-30-2005, 03:46 PM #2
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    very good you should be a teacher!
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  3. 09-30-2005, 04:24 PM #3
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    thats funny!!
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  4. 09-30-2005, 04:41 PM #4
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    I've this before, thought it was histerical
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    im going to have to save that one.
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  6. 09-30-2005, 08:55 PM #6
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    yeah those are fun
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  7. 09-30-2005, 11:49 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hoss
    yeah those are fun


    lol 10 years now and I still can’t talk good in Chinese

    Dam I even moved to there.
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  8. 10-01-2005, 12:02 AM #8
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    haha, how do u say i ordered ducksauce.. i want my fuckin ducksauce
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    Well I don't type Ping in witch is English Chinese writing

    WO yaw gun Gee low!
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  10. 10-01-2005, 12:56 AM #10
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    Hahaha. Hu Flung Dung?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    Hahaha. Hu Flung Dung?

    lol what is that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tawweiliu
    lol what is that!
    On the bottom of the joke, where it says "who went to the bathroom"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    On the bottom of the joke, where it says "who went to the bathroom"

    oh!
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    Funny post.
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    here is another..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    here is another..

    I got to show my wife this one.

    Good one Bro!
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