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  1. 11-06-2005, 09:19 PM #1
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    Wink My Westcoast Observations...

    Welp, being a Canadian... my trip to LA has been quite an experience... Currently, I have been in sunny California for almost a week and finally starting to adjust... I have noticed a few things over here that are not common practice over on the east coast...

    My observations and comments:

    Do not comment on a sexy ass chick until you look for an adams apple

    Ferrari's and Lamborgini's are a dime a dozen

    Organic restaurants are as common as Tim Horton's or Starbucks

    Sugar free Redbulls are fanfukingtastic

    Mexicans are 12-1 at Universal Studios

    Women don't ask you what your name is, they want to know if you're gay or straight

    Dress clothes for business meetings make you look like you're trying too hard

    Metrosexual is soooo yesterday, Ubersexual is soooo in

    Aspiring actors work at most coffee shops

    Fake tits are a prerequisite for part of your apparel

    The Hollywood sign is not THAT big

    Yelling at your server at a restaurant for less than impecable service is anticipated

    Outdoor clubs exist

    Heated seats are not an option for purchasing a new car

    Crack is easier to get than a coffee

    Everything shuts down at 2am

    Actors are not THAT tall

    I have an accent...

    and the list goes on... great place though... please feel free to add your 2cc's if you are from the westcoast or comments... peace out... WESTSIIIIDE!!! oh gawd, I'm such a whiteboy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    Welp, being a Canadian... my trip to LA has been quite an experience... Currently, I have been in sunny California for almost a week and finally starting to adjust... I have noticed a few things over here that are not common practice over on the east coast...

    My observations and comments:

    Do not comment on a sexy ass chick until you look for an adams apple
    <-- LOL
    Ferrari's and Lamborgini's are a dime a dozen <--- More then Miami?

    Organic restaurants are as common as Tim Horton's or Starbucks

    Sugar free Redbulls are fanfukingtastic <-- Yea!! I agree

    Mexicans are 12-1 at Universal Studios <-- what did you expect

    Women don't ask you what your name is, they want to know if you're gay or straight

    Dress clothes for business meetings make you look like you're trying too hard

    Metrosexual is soooo yesterday, Ubersexual is soooo in

    Aspiring actors work at most coffee shops

    Fake tits are a prerequisite for part of your apparel

    The Hollywood sign is not THAT big - I heard they're fixing it up this week!

    Yelling at your server at a restaurant for less than impecable service is anticipated

    Outdoor clubs exist

    Heated seats are not an option for purchasing a new car

    Crack is easier to get than a coffee

    Everything shuts down at 2am

    Actors are not THAT tall -

    I have an accent... <-- But girls out there like that

    and the list goes on... great place though... please feel free to add your 2cc's if you are from the westcoast or comments... peace out... WESTSIIIIDE!!! oh gawd, I'm such a whiteboy.

    LA is wild.
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    Yeah, I moved here to CA two years ago. The first thing I noticed was how popular the word "Organic" is. The other day I saw some organic steer manure for sale. For crying out loud, if it came out of a cows ass it's organic, OK. How would you get non-organic manure anyway?
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    haha... it's fukin crazy over here... I can't even get over it... Smak, I like Maimi a LOT more, but, this has been a trip! And, yes... there are WAY more high end cars here than in Miami... especially because of Hollywood, bel air, beverly hills.. you know... all the ritzy shit... it's great.. I love LA, but my eastcoast manerisms just don't fly here... I'm too straight with people and they seem to be like to be lied to... I guess it's cause most act phony... Eggz, I know I 'm steriotypin' everything here, but dayyyme brotha... it's insane... it's Justin SANE!!!
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    cali is so fake
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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    cali is so fake
    Yeah but the weather is great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    cali is so fake
    yeppers... at least it seems that way... then again, I am in Hollywood... The "ACTING" capital!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eGGz
    Yeah but the weather is great.
    that's for dayyyme sure.... no huricanes here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    that's for dayyyme sure.... no huricanes here!
    And if you like beautiful women.... We sure do have our share...
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    Quote Originally Posted by eGGz
    And if you like beautiful women.... We sure do have our share...
    ill second that. Tx is still out front tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by eGGz
    And if you like beautiful women.... We sure do have our share...
    As if someone is going to say: "Not me, I hate beautiful women."

    Yeah, Texas does OK too.

    What's up chest?
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    I loooove LA!!

    Except for the pseudo-gang-bangers. The real ones seem to be OK. Respect equals Respect with them. The doo-rag white boys in wife beaters just make me laugh. Trying to show off their 12" arms, I guess.

    Can't beat the weather, the women and the traffic.

    Pretty much your observations are correct, except "Women don't ask you what your name is, they want to know if you're gay or straight" No, they want to know what you "do" and what kind of car you drive. Which should explain all the Ferrari's and Lamborgini's (which, buy the way, are rented or leased by guys that can't really afford them).

    What about the fact that you CANNOT walk five feet anywhere in the city without seeing at least 10 people on a cell phone. I swear, in 10 years, half the population of this town are going to have brain tumors roughly the size of a Nokia cell phone.

    Personally, I love the organic resturants! What about the fact that you can get avacado on ANYTHING!!

    If you haven't already, it's worth a drive to Hollywood to check out Pinks Hotdogs and Rosco's Chicken and Waffles. Seriously.

    As long as you're on the westside, being a whiteboy is OK. I'm a whiteboy that bounced at a club in East LA for two years. Talk about a culture shock!

    Speaking of westside, go to the end of Washington Blvd, right near the beach. Have a coffee at The Cow's End, eat an amazing dinner at C&O Trattoria, and top it off with a beer at Hinano. All on the same block. Then (if you're into that sort of thing) walk far out onto the beach and fire up a "J". You will see the magic of Venice Beach.

    God I miss that city.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigJJ
    I loooove LA!!

    Except for the pseudo-gang-bangers. The real ones seem to be OK. Respect equals Respect with them. The doo-rag white boys in wife beaters just make me laugh. Trying to show off their 12" arms, I guess.

    Can't beat the weather, the women and the traffic.

    Pretty much your observations are correct, except "Women don't ask you what your name is, they want to know if you're gay or straight" No, they want to know what you "do" and what kind of car you drive. Which should explain all the Ferrari's and Lamborgini's (which, buy the way, are rented or leased by guys that can't really afford them).

    What about the fact that you CANNOT walk five feet anywhere in the city without seeing at least 10 people on a cell phone. I swear, in 10 years, half the population of this town are going to have brain tumors roughly the size of a Nokia cell phone.

    Personally, I love the organic resturants! What about the fact that you can get avacado on ANYTHING!!

    If you haven't already, it's worth a drive to Hollywood to check out Pinks Hotdogs and Rosco's Chicken and Waffles. Seriously.

    As long as you're on the westside, being a whiteboy is OK. I'm a whiteboy that bounced at a club in East LA for two years. Talk about a culture shock!

    Speaking of westside, go to the end of Washington Blvd, right near the beach. Have a coffee at The Cow's End, eat an amazing dinner at C&O Trattoria, and top it off with a beer at Hinano. All on the same block. Then (if you're into that sort of thing) walk far out onto the beach and fire up a "J". You will see the magic of Venice Beach.

    God I miss that city.
    haha... thx bigjj... you're right... it is about what you do rather than being gay or straight...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    cali is so fake
    There's an educated statement.

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    I guess being from the Midwest It would really make my head spin
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    i lived out in la for a while and i hated it. mainley because i missed my family and friends, but the place itself was very superficial and extremely different then little 'ol OHIO... but it was a good experience... nice to visit but i will never live in LA again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eGGz
    As if someone is going to say: "Not me, I hate beautiful women."

    Yeah, Texas does OK too.

    What's up chest?
    oh nuthin..see you around the lounge a lot more often now..tryin to get that custom title I see
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    i'm telling ya...AZ is the place to be. It's a good mix of WestCoast and a little less glitz/glam.

    Great weather...great people, hot ass girls...AZ is the shit
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    Went to Bevely Hills Centre today... I absolutely love it here!!! More girls than you can shake a stick at! I'm gonna miss Cali!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eGGz
    The first thing I noticed was how popular the word "Organic" is.
    Have you ever been in a Biology class, and someone is reading something aloud, and they come across the word "organism", and instead they say ORGASM.
    Thats something i always like to hear
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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    i'm telling ya...AZ is the place to be. It's a good mix of WestCoast and a little less glitz/glam.

    Great weather...great people, hot ass girls...AZ is the shit
    I second that. Arizona's got some beautiful women and great weather if you like the dry heat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    oh nuthin..see you around the lounge a lot more often now..tryin to get that custom title I see
    Must get custom title..
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    Must get custom title..
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    Quote Originally Posted by eGGz
    Must get custom title..
    theres an easier way to do this....

    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...22#post2226622

    happy posting
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    HAHA lmfao that.should be a shirt or something
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    Went to Bevely Hills Centre today... I absolutely love it here!!! More girls than you can shake a stick at! I'm gonna miss Cali!
    Make up your mind sane lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    Make up your mind sane lol.
    oh, it's made.... just took some time to get use to!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    oh, it's made.... just took some time to get use to!
    So how does compare to Miami u still like Miami better or what.
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