
Originally Posted by
Danbrooks2k
I just moved from one looser Gold's gym in hollywood florida full of plastic surgery people and old mafia wives to a new gold's in san antonio, a nice big modern gym full of morons...
My first day back I was desperate to get in a good workout... my apartment got ate for lunch in florida ( hurricane wilma )so me and the GF spent 2 weeks packing, and moving to texas, all the while no working out, eating only junk food and we really didnt have electricity or much cash... so I was stressed out bad...
I get to the gym, I show my florida membership card and ask for a week pass to try out the gym...
roid rage in 10 seconds...
so hey bro, come back and lets sit down in my office, well we usually dont just hand out free passes... blah blah blah...
pet peeve#1 guys that work the counter at gyms, it dosent matter if they work out, or are fat asses, they always hand you the same routine, they try to sell you a nation wide membership with acces to thier locations in iraq... when all you want is a single gym membership...
here comes #2 SO what are your goals in the gym, so I can get you set up to meet with one of our trainers.... FVCK FVCK FVCK!!!!
pet peeve#2 what do you mean what are my goals? I am 6'2 220ish about 7%bf arms covered in tatoos... yeah I am here for your spin class, oh and can I use the yoga room to meditate???
he gets up and sends in the trainer... this ougtta be good...
Pet peeve#3 Personal trainers that look like shit and hand out advice they got from a book... if I have more muscle and less fat than you, get away from me with your advice... if arnold, big lou or franco want to give me advice thats fine... but not from someone you started the day with a bowl of lucky charms who swears he can help my diet.... FVCK YOU!!!!
finally I get rid of the trainer, give them my credit card and get a membership, I get out of that little cubacle as fast as my legs will carry me... into the gym... finally...
pet peeve#4 meat gazers... listen its ok to be gay, just not in a gym unless it says on the door gay gym... a horribly verilized female trainer is training this 40ish looking fruitcake who is making doe eyes at me in the mirror... then get this about an hour later she comes over with the intention of playing match maker... before she gets out 3 words... i tell her to get the **** out of my face, that she was embarrasing me and I was going to get her fired... her jaw dropped and she walked away... yes I did speak with the manager... again being gay is fine... but an employee of a gold's gym basicly making sexual advances for a gay guy who is hiding behind the butt blaster machine blushing... well thats just bad buisness... I later got an appology from her, and I havent seen that guy in a week after that happened...
pet peeve#5 dont tell me how to lift if you are an idiot... Ok I know stiff legged deadlifts arent super popular, and some folks arent familliar with them... but make no mistake the legs stay " stiff " as the name implies, and you try to keep your back arched and not let it roll completely over...
a personla trainer comes up and says, hey man better bend those knees or your gonna hurt yourself... Thats IT!!! I dropped the weight and almost rushed him... I said its called a stiff legged deadlift, I have a laminated card I made in my gym journal ( that I never use ) I pulled it out and showed him the picture of the lift... Now why would I want to bend my knees if I am working my hamstrings??? dude I am sorry, geez calm down... NO I will not calm down, you in a lame ass attempt to get a new client decided to interupt my workout and now you have my attention...
I see guys doing almost dangerous lifts in the gym, I never say shit unless I am in danger, I see good looking girls in the gym, I dont stare or send someone over to them and I leave everyone alone... so why on earth would in a gym full of pretty out of shape people would they all target the biggest guy there??? well there was a 300 pounder but it was more fat than big...
seriously do I need to move to venice california to get a good workout?
LOL